Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Tick~"

This was probably because the nonsense coming out of Abram's mouth was too shocking for the people of Liyue.

Not to mention the General Affairs Department agents and Tianshu Star, even the arrested guests who should have had no time to care about the outside world and the Fatui who trusted the Queen of Winter were extremely shocked by such a bold statement.

They felt as if their hearts had left their bodies and their brains had stopped functioning, trying to make Abram's words escape home smoothly through the ravines and avoid affecting their spirit and cognition.

The Rock God Morax is a god who often appears in the form of a man and a half-scale, half-dragon. Although there are examples of him using a female incarnation to walk the earth,...

Compared to the female incarnation in the legend that no one has ever seen and perhaps only immortals have truly seen, the male incarnation dressed in divine clothes is more in line with the impression of the people of Teyvat!

The statue of Barbatos, the god of wind, is indeed a bit feminine, but both the historical records of the Knights of Favonius and some hymns in the church clearly state that this god is a male.

There is not even any legend about him being a female incarnation. He can be said to be a real male god.

Abram said that the two gods were on their honeymoon, which clearly meant that the two gods were married and...

"Ah~ It's exciting to think that the beautiful Princess Rock King is so noble and graceful during the day, but is pressed down by Barbatos at night *Inazuma slang*Inazuma slang*. "

An agent from the General Affairs Department beside Tianshuxing was immediately triggered to kill by the teasing voice coming from nowhere, and shouted angrily at the source of the voice: "No matter what, it has to be the Wind God Barbatos who turns into a woman! How could Prince Yan be like you said?"

"Bullshit! How dare you insult the gods of Mondstadt like this? Are you declaring war on Mondstadt on behalf of Liyue? Haha~ With your status, you can indeed represent it, but you never expected that I am not from Mondstadt at all!"

"So why are you speaking a *Liyue elegant language* here?"

"Since you guys are staying where you are, I'm trying to remind you to catch Abram as soon as possible."

After opening the window and jumping down, the attendant god Yingsai smacked his lips in boredom, shook his two messy tails, and sighed, "You youngsters have too little experience after all. You can be fooled by just one sentence? No way."

"You are……"

"This is the junior that Sister Ganyu has been taking care of recently. There's no need to be so nervous."

Tianshuxing stopped the agent who wanted to ask questions and ordered, "Leave some people to watch over the Fatui, and the rest of you come with me to find Abram. We can't let his crazy words spread."

"Alas, I was bragging to Tianquanxing yesterday that I was still in my prime. Maybe I can still be active for more than ten years after he retires. I didn't expect that I would let a Fatui escape today because of negligence."

Slowly walking to the side of the attendant god Yingsai, Tianshuxing glanced at his forehead which still had water marks, took out the handkerchief sewn by his daughter from his sleeve and kindly handed it to him.

"Thanks for the reminder, kid."

"So you knew that I secretly sprinkled the alchemical potion to induce you into a daze, so as to let Abram go?"

After politely declining Tianshuxing's offer, the attendant god Yingsai heaved a sigh of relief, casually threw the hidden empty bottle at the head of a Fatui, and said generously: "You're welcome. I also have a good impression of Emperor Yanwang. He is indeed a tolerant and benevolent god, and I am happy to spread his heroic deeds."

The white-haired fox said with a smile: "To be honest, I was a little scared when I started to spread the potion. After all, this potion is unlikely to work unless you are shocked by something. It is a very standard auxiliary potion."

"..."

Tianshu Xing smiled politely:

"Little boy, are you kidding? There are indeed drugs that can confuse the mind, but it is impossible for anyone to develop a drug that is so weak that anyone with a normal mind can be immune to it. So it would be more appropriate to call it a soul-confusing incense next time. This way it will be more credible."

The samurai Sakurasai gave a thumbs up: "Alice researched this, and I think I have some talent for it."

"...A boring witch researching a boring potion. What are you still doing here? Didn't I give you the order before? Is it interesting to listen to me? Hurry and capture that Fatui named Abram!"

Tianshuxing, who was still in his prime, let out a deafening roar, and his beard and hair exploded like a lion, emitting a terrifying aura.

"We must not let him tarnish the Emperor's reputation! We must!!!"

The attendant god Yingsai watched calmly from the side.

"One look confirms that you are angry."

In order to prevent Tianshuxing from being angry with his subordinates and going to the clinic, he kindly comforted

"In fact, I just sprinkled another bottle to convince you and show you the effect. Unfortunately, you believed it as soon as you heard Sister Alice's name. This centuries-old witch is really famous."

"Tsk~ Sooner or later I will be like Sister Alice, and let my name be passed down in Teyvat for generations." The servant god Sakurasai made a bold declaration.

"Sister Ganyu, come and capture the evildoer in your family!"

"By the way, you are worthy of being the leader. You have recovered from the shock of the nonsense about the marriage of two gods so quickly. It's amazing! You deserve my applause and praise. Next, I will go with you to capture Abram as a substantial reward."

"Help... Sister Ganyu..."

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With the help of an unknown kind-hearted fox, Abram managed to escape and followed the guidance of his own solid wisdom to a busy market, where he nimbly climbed onto the roof of a shop.

"Dear fellow countrymen, brothers and sisters of Liyue, and travelers from other countries, please look at me. I need your help now!"

Abram spoke in a loud voice and looked around with sincere and clear eyes, calling the attention of passers-by.

"I think all of you here know about the wedding of gods that shocked the entire Tevarin continent 2000 years ago. The rock god Morax and the wind god Barbatos became a couple and became the only god couple ever before and never to be seen again!"

He covered his chest with his hands and spoke seriously.

"After that, we often referred to Liyue and Mondstadt as one, and when we commented on one country separately, we would also like to bring some colors of the other country into it. A free country also has contracts and fairness, and a just country also has freedom and ease."

"But can we use this to confuse the two countries' ideologies? No! Because this divine couple has never preached that Liyue and Mondstadt should be united as one. These are still two independent countries."

"As long as Morax and Barbatos don't make a declaration, Liyue will still adhere to the contract and justice, and Mondstadt will still follow freedom and ease. This is how it should be, it should be like this!"

After a brief preparation, Abram began to show his true colors.

“But who could have imagined that someone had already betrayed the gods’ ideas, that the two countries could be integrated! Right here in Liyue, their General Affairs Department betrayed their trust…”

"Shut up!" The Qianyan Army, which was patrolling by, broke free from the shock caused by the nonsense and started running forward.

"...As a well-known charity organization, we, the Fatui, do good deeds every day and dare not forget to do so. Even if termites appear, we will clean them up in time to compensate for the damage these termites have done to Liyue Harbor..."

"Bastard!" Tianshuxing, who came to the street, followed the sound of the speech and saw Abram, and also started to move forward.

"...The Fatui even made a huge compensation, without them having to spend any resources. They were not willing to let their General Affairs Department staff go through even the slightest danger..."

"Come on!" The samurai Sakurasai, who was a step slow in buying snacks, arrived in time and ran to express his support.

Abram glared angrily.

"Morakes!"