Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The samurai Sakurasai did not rush into the Fatui's secret base immediately. He mixed a little bit of rhetoric into his words to Keqing, which was not a big deal and would not cause much impact.

Will anyone's life be put at risk?

Of course there are people, but fox demons are not human!

Will anyone be waiting for her to save them?

Of course there will be people, but fox fairies are immortal!

Will anyone be brave enough to go straight to Huanglong?

Of course there are people, but there is a slight essential difference in life between foxes and humans.

This time he was able to find out about the secret base set up by the Fatui in Liyue Port because he found a few sneaky guys after walking out of the teahouse and randomly picked a unlucky guy to hypnotize him.

Although hypnosis is a little bit unethical and will cause vigilance from others, the samurai Sakurasai also feels that his noble conscience is slightly hurting, but what if they are dealing with the Fatui and other evil demons?

In order to win, the samurai Sakurasai had no choice but to use noble means.

Just use it!

So, he set his sights on an elite member of the Fatui dressed as a Solstice merchant.

"Sigh??～～"

The sturdy and powerful BMW clattered on the bluestone road. The ordinary-looking Last Ninja Ding sat on the carriage, waving the whip nonchalantly, seemingly sizing up the condition of the horse.

He glanced at the target that appeared slowly on the street, and a steel needle as thin as an ox hair fell between his fingers.

"Boss, is your horse really okay?" The final ninja Ding Ma pointed with his whip and asked loudly, "We need to go back to transport the goods. The road from Liyue to Xumi is difficult to travel. If something goes wrong and the goods fall over, my boss will definitely come to trouble you!"

"Well, don't worry, sir! I can guarantee that as long as this strong horse has ridden, no matter whether it is people or goods, there will be no problems. If there is any damage, just come to me!"

The owner of the horse dealership was quite confident. After all, this second-hand horse that he had just bought at a low price had a record of not causing any damage to the cargo on the horse after it broke out and killed someone.

You have to know that the car is full of glass. Although it is tightly packed, it is still a bit difficult to avoid damage. This is enough to prove that even if this horse goes crazy, it will ensure that the vehicle behind it is as free from bumps as possible!

I don't know which horse trainer he is, but his horse training skills are really good.

"Oh."

With a light flick of the fingertips, the steel needle went straight into the two swaying claws of the horse, causing a slight pain, which stimulated it to have crazy thoughts and cause it to fall ill again.

The last ninja Ding let out a panicked shout as the horse charged forward, gently holding the reins in an attempt to calm the horse down, a hint of panic flashed in his eyes at just the right time, and he gritted his teeth as he looked at the Fatui in front of him who would definitely not be killed.

“Make way, make way, make way—!!”

The elite Fatui who heard the noise turned around and suppressed their first reaction of jumping away.

He imitated the reactions of ordinary people, trying to use his superb acting skills to show the real physical strength of a wealthy businessman.

He calculated very well that as long as he slightly turned his body at the moment before the crazy horse hit him, he would avoid danger to his life and even avoid serious injuries. He would only need to rest for two or three months at most.

The Fatui have been unwelcome in the diplomacy of various countries recently, and can be said to be deeply excluded, not to mention the colleagues in Inazuma who were asked by the shogunate to tie their hands and challenge the human body's limit to swim home;

Colleagues who were closely watched by various departments in Fontaine and who would be expelled or imprisoned in Merope Petersburg if they found a reason;

In Mondstadt, he was cursed by various bard metaphors, suffered mental attacks day and night, and experienced the treatment of the Lawrence family;

The Fatui in Liyue were not having a good time either. The Seven Stars had a strong attitude, and all the Fatui camps openly stationed in the wild were ordered to be cleared. Those ordinary or disguised Winter Solstice merchants were also ostracized by the Liyue business community, and most of their businesses could no longer continue.

After careful counting, it turns out that the colleagues in Xumi are the ones who are having the best time now. I heard that only the people there are very emotional, and the response of the Ministry of Education is also quite poetic, with only some insignificant orders.

Colleagues stationed in the desert were shunned by the desert people because of their reputation for ruthlessness, so cooperation with the desert tribes was even smoother?

Before the village massacre was exposed, the Fatui on Xumi's side lived the best life. After the village massacre was exposed, the Fatui on Xumi's side lived an even better life. Wasn't this exposed in vain? Wasn't the reputation of the Fatui spread in vain?

No country wants to have a diplomatic organization that acts ruthlessly and has a terrorist style within its own territory, and no country wants to seek ways to drive it out and exclude it. Only you, Xumi, want to be special, right?

Some people in our country of Zhidong were frightened by this incident and were afraid of the Fatui. Your Church of the Orders, as the official organization that governs Xumi, is so, so...

Coward!

However, no matter how jealous you are, you cannot miss the opportunity to benefit your organization.

As long as he was slightly injured, he could classify this accident as an attack caused by "unknown people implicating innocent Fatui due to the actions of other Fatui".

This might give the Liyue Fatui a chance to catch their breath in diplomacy.

"It's all Inazuma's fault for making it known to everyone. Wouldn't it be better to suppress it behind closed doors and get some benefits? Why did the Third Magistrate become so powerful?"

He sighed in his heart, but his movements were not slow at all. At the moment the horse rushed over, just as he expected, he leaned sideways to protect his vital parts, then let the horse's head hit his chest, and finally took another glance.

Ah~those pair of clear blue eyes seem to be covered with a crystal clear water curtain.

"??!"

The carriage overturned and fell, and the Last Ninja also rolled to the ground. He used his body to cover himself, drew out his dagger and slashed the horse with a clean blow. The mad horse ended its tortured life.

The final ninja Ding rolled to the side of the carriage, closed his eyes, and ventriloquized with his lips closed.

"Master Yingsai, next time let the three of them do this kind of hard work. I am clumsy."

"Of course, the numbers drawn this time determine the order in which you will do the hard work. Now that you have completed the task, you have gone from 'one' to 'four'!"

Yingzhai, the attendant god who often stayed in the carriage, chuckled and said, "But you think that the last time he looked at you, he was thinking about remembering your appearance and then waiting for the right time to kill you."

"Fools, it's not surprising that they have some beastly ideas."

"That makes sense, but let's look forward to the grand performance with the elite members of the Di Fools as the protagonists! It will definitely be very interesting!"

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There must be one person in this performance who is not a member of the audience, so who is that person?

"Huhuhu~~"

The girl bent over and panted, looking back at the guards and three strangers following behind her, and shouted in dissatisfaction: "Don't you have to protect him?"

Ninja A turned around and asked, "Do you need it?"

Ninja B and C shook their heads in unison: "No need."

The poor guard covered his face in grief and anger: "Miss, I was instantly defeated by that kid's eyes?! I am so ashamed of Master Gu Hua!"

"Huh~ It turns out to be another prank of his this time!"

"Oh my, my lovely little girl, why don't you walk left and right now and go through the process of hesitating, stamping your feet, and making a decision?"

Ninja A stopped his teasing tone and answered calmly, "This is what Master Yingsai asked me to tell you. He said he hopes you like it. Of course, he also said that he can't predict the future. If you choose to throw away your dignity and roll on the ground, then he will choose to admit defeat and give you a gift afterwards."

"Bad guy, bad guy, bad guy! I just met him today, and it hasn't been more than an hour, but he has already pissed me off so many times. All my bad luck for the next ten years must be concentrated on today!"

Keqing stamped her feet angrily, lifted her skirt and continued running towards the General Affairs Department, turning her anger into motivation. She shouted as she ran, "If you want to tell him, I will make him pay! From now on, I will definitely be the one to toy with him in the palm of my hand!"

Emperor, please allow me to swear in your name that I will make this oath a vow that I must fulfill. No matter what the cost, I will definitely defeat the villain.