Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

What is this? Play it.

I feel like there is no other difference between me and animals.

What is this? Squeeze it again.

It's a little bit soft~

What did it feel like just now? Pinch it again.

There is a slight fever and a tingling sensation, as if prickled by a cactus.

She flicked her fingers that were numb from the electric shock, lowered her head and met his blue eyes. A fierce lightning flashed in between. Mona swallowed her saliva and laughed awkwardly:

"Do you believe in misunderstandings? I do believe this. There are too many coincidences in Teyvat, and these coincidences have caused too many misunderstandings... Can you believe that I was just catching fleas for you?"

"I think you should believe it. After all, you are lying on the ground, surrounded by lush grass, and you have a lot of long hair. This is the most likely situation for fleas to breed on your body!"

Most likely she believed in her own reasons. Mona straightened her seemingly barren chest and said in a crisp voice, "In order to prevent your private parts from being attacked by fleas, I can only help you scratch them with my hands."

"Do you think I would touch that place? Don't think I'm the kind of bad guy who likes to flick the balls of animals, but this is the first male animal that I've touched like this. But I don't need you to thank me for anything, as long as you still have a conscience and know that I'm doing the right thing."

The tail quietly circled behind her and pressed against her hind legs. Mona raised her head and snorted with disdain, showing a look of contempt, as if she had really touched it out of necessity.

"Thank me... Yae Shinko was the first to start! Look at the grilled tofu in her hand that she hasn't finished eating yet. She's still using your body heat to grill it!"

A loud explosion sounded beside her ears. The seemingly soft fox tail was like a hard whip. With her peripheral vision, she watched the fox tail that was like a scorpion's tail reaching up to her shoulders. Mona told him all the facts without any insistence.

"I am just using this special method to measure your body temperature to prevent you from being burned to ashes because you can't bear the heat."

The attendant god Yingsai gritted his teeth in hatred, and looked at the righteous Yae God, and actually swallowed the matter with frustration. He silently picked a piece of green grass and chewed it, as if he was using the bitter grass juice to reduce the anger in his heart.

Mona was about to say something but stopped herself, and her delicate earlobes were inevitably stained with a hint of red cinnabar.

Yae Shinto was a little nervous.

She knew the character of the servant god Yingzai best. It was she who led this little fox astray little by little in the beginning. He would never swallow his anger when encountering such things. Being able to endure for three seconds was considered a great self-cultivation.

In a situation like this, either he has done something guilty and dares not cause trouble, or he is hiding something very big.

I'm afraid it's the latter.

The former is easy to deal with, as it has already been done and there is no way to change it. It will only cause a temporary blow at most. The latter requires constant precautions, as you never know when something might happen.

"You just swallowed your anger and endured it?" Yae Shinko scolded, "I didn't teach you to be patient like this. Remember what I told you? To face those who offend you, you must strike hard!"

"You'll suffer for it soon, so stop yelling here!"

"…What on earth are you thinking about?"

"What I'm thinking about is none of your business, so don't mess around and cause trouble."

Turning his head to one side and snorting, he silently spat out the grass leaves that had been chewed into pieces in his mouth. The attendant Yingzhai said impatiently: "Anyway, the time has come. Tomorrow is a good time to raise the flag of rebellion."

Now that he is sure of it, the white-haired fox doesn't want to delay any longer. The right thing to do is to resolve the matter as soon as possible. The secret passage to escape to the sea must also be used as soon as possible. It's not possible that the Yae God Son will not even take on Ying's work, right?

The samurai Yingsai, who had already decided to throw away his burden and go out to be free, snapped his fingers calmly and said, "I am sure I will win. You must watch carefully tomorrow to see how I complete the unfinished goals and recognize my own uselessness and incompetence."

"I don't know what your confidence in winning is, but you have to be clear about one thing. You have been delaying. This should have been carried out the next day after Meng Meng Yixin's situation was confirmed."

The Yae Goddess, who had been preparing for hundreds of years, was unwilling to be outdone: "Do you think you are more confident of winning than I am? No one in Teyvat knows Ying better than me. I know exactly what she is like."

"Do you think you can convince her?"

"Of course I can."

If it wasn't for the purpose of gathering the power of wishes and letting that idiot Ying take a good look at the true wishes of my people, I would not have sat idly by and watched the construction of the Thousand-Armed and Hundred-Eyed Statue. The pain of having one's wishes taken away is unbearable.

"Then I'll wait and see."

With the Thousand Hands and Hundred Eyes Statue in my hand, and a wisp of the spirit of the convinced shadow, I will surely succeed immediately. I hope that you, Yaezakami, can play a small role as you said.

The attendant god Yingsai looked puzzled. "But there is still some time until tomorrow. There are many things that can be done during this time. For example, I would like to trouble the great astrologer Miss Astrologis Mona Megistus."

"People who usually say my full name are either meeting me for the first time and trying to replicate it, or are here to embarrass themselves... It's the first time we meet, stranger. I am indeed Astrologis Mona Megistus."

Mona smiled faintly and held out her hand: "Are you here to seek divination from me? I have my own rules. Those who seek to get rich quickly are not allowed to have divination, and those who pursue evil are not allowed to have divination!"

Mona's cheeks turned red as two fists were rubbed together on her temples.

"Evil fox monster, do you know what you are doing now? You are torturing the great astrologer... In fact, we are not that familiar with each other, you have no right to torture me in this way... I was just joking, we are good friends who are familiar with each other, there is no doubt about it!"

Mona struggled to stretch out her hand, constantly changing the words in her mouth.

"Help~Help~"

"Your uncle isn't here. There's only your best friend you can call upon!"

"...Of course you are right, my best friend. You are the only one here that I can call upon. I wonder if you are interested and have the time to respond to my call? In return, I can do anything..."

"But don't even think about that kind of thing!" Mona's eyes turned cold, remembering that the white-haired fox was not a pure and innocent guy.

"Don't use your dirty mind to speculate about me! I have no interest in a poor person like you."

Grasping Mona's face with both hands and shaking it vigorously, the samurai god Sakurasai soon revealed a gentle and caring smile, and his fingertips gently rubbed the red marks on both sides of Mona's head left by the unknown bad guys.

He smiled and said, "My best friend, didn't you just say that you can do anything? I happen to have a very easy task here, and I think it will only be a slightly difficult problem for you."

"..."

Mona carefully observed the white-haired fox's expression, then suddenly sighed and said with a smile, "Actually, if you look closely, you look pretty good. No wonder Liyue's strange stories all say that you are a fox spirit. It's a pity that your outrageous behavior on weekdays is more eye-catching."

"How about we talk about what you're going to bring out? If you can satisfy the old woman's tiny, only slightly greedy appetite, I can do it too."

Mona didn't know what the white-haired fox wanted to ask her to do, but the image of her grandmother seemed to vaguely appear in front of her eyes. Her appearance was about 70% similar to the portrait on the spirit table!

Considering that her communication with the God of Wisdom these days has allowed her to step into the greater field of astrology and have a keener sense of fate, Mona decided to respect this mysterious vigilance.

"I'll give you the old woman's address. If you have a good talk with her, I think you will definitely know the value of a beautiful girl like me!"

"It's not impossible, but we can't just sign a hard labor contract. We have to find a better way to say it."

"…Is it the same thing I told you?"

"It must be one thing." The attendant god Yingzhai looked forward to it. "Can I report her as a slave owner after I finish the transaction?"

ps: I'm out for something, sorry