Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

“Are there five people today?”

Taking an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks and placing them on the table, Mona observed the white-haired little girl in front of her with a little surprise, and was slightly surprised by the shape of her pupils. "Come to think of it, isn't it that the only thing left for you is raising animals and farming?"

Mona's look was a little subtle.

She asked sternly, "You wouldn't employ child labor in the cave, would you? Zaoyou is like this, and so is this little girl. Although the cave doesn't belong to Teyvat in name, it's not a lawless place!"

"She's an adult." The attendant god Yingzai raised his hand and poked Nashida's elf ear.

"...That shouldn't be the case. I heard that the growth cycle of elves before adulthood is the same as that of humans. Old ladies often complain that Ms. Alice grows too fast, unlike other immortal species that grow slowly."

"She's not an elf."

Lei Yingdian nodded and said, "Nice to meet you, the new God of Wisdom. It seems that you have not had a good time in the past five hundred years. Otherwise, you should have passed the growth period and become a true and complete God of Wisdom."

Logically speaking, demons do not have a growth period. They are at their peak from the moment they are born, which is the peak period of their power and strength.

But that is an ordinary demon. Nashida is not an ordinary demon. She is a demon transformed from the branches of the world tree. She is a demon connected to the world tree and is destined to become the god of wisdom.

Just like the Great Compassionate Tree King back then, she was destined to become the Grass God of Mount Sumeru from the moment she was born.

The attendant god Yingsai patiently explained, "Moreover, the growth rate of the immortal species is completely unfixed, otherwise how could I be an adult now? It took a long time for the Yae Godson to grow up from a child... Did you listen carefully?"

"This is a very rare point of knowledge. Most people in Teyvat don't know about the Immortal Species, and no Immortal Species would be willing to be studied thoroughly." The white-haired fox raised his hand and poked the dazed Mona. The beautiful girl astrologer's cheeks seemed a little rounder than the previous two days.

Mona turned her head away stiffly.

"How could I possibly still have the heart to listen to you talk about this knowledge point? This is the Grass Goddess, who is only slightly inferior to the Wind God Barbatos among all the gods. It is said that apart from the sages who found the Grass Goddess five hundred years ago, no one else has ever seen her trace..."

"Even the old woman is like this! Ha~ I have seen the gods that the old woman has not seen. Doesn't this mean that I am better than the old woman?" Mona's eyes suddenly burst into light.

“Hahahahahahaha—I’ve already thought about how I’m going to show off to the old woman. Maybe I can dance in front of her, hum a song, and use that nonchalant look to express that I’ve accomplished what the old woman failed to accomplish…”

Nashida observed Mona carefully for a moment, then said in a daze, "Are you the descendant of that witch B? She once entered the Jingshan Palace and met me. Her water divination technique is amazing."

"..."

Picking up a piece of Fontaine foie gras, Mona commented convincingly, "I cooked this dish very well today. The surface is browned and the inside is soft. This is enough to prove that I have a very good control over the heat."

"My parents are Fontaine people who settled in Mond. I was born after that. According to my bloodline, I should be a Fontaine person. But when I was a child, I couldn't get used to eating Fontaine foie gras."

Mona couldn't help but sigh:

"I thought I was not used to the taste of my hometown because I was used to eating Mondstadt food since I was a child. I felt sorry for my blood. It was not until I learned from the old woman and was forced to learn cooking that I realized it was not because I couldn't get used to the food, but because my mother always couldn't control the heat well."

The thing about Fontaine foie gras is that if you don’t control the heat well it will easily turn into a pot of oil.

"Eat yourselves, why are you just looking at me like that?" Mona bit her chopsticks and greeted them enthusiastically.

Yae Shenzi elegantly picked up a piece of fried tofu and placed it in Mona's bowl, and comforted her, "You don't have to feel embarrassed. Even I would only regard what you just said as an insignificant episode."

Young people nowadays are so shameless that they would actually feel embarrassed about this matter. I really hope that the shrine maidens can learn from her example. Even if I catch those little girls saying bad things about me now, they can just brush it off as if nothing happened.

It was the attendant god Yingzai who led them astray!

"Really? That's great..."

"It seems that we are not the only one who has the unfriendly relationship between the witch and her descendants. Sister Alice, I don't know where the old woman Mona mentioned lives. I can only trouble you to send this video to her."

He placed a recording device and a letter in the gift box, and stuffed a newly developed bomb inside. The samurai Sakurasai wrapped it up and patted the gift with a cheerful look.

He gave a thumbs up and promised, "Mona, I will make sure your declaration of war reaches your teacher. It is our bounden duty to resist the tyranny of the Witch Society. It is amazing that you can figure it out now!"

"…If you send this thing over, it will definitely add fuel to the fire!" Mona swooped down to take the gift box back, tears streaming down her face. "I've already angered the old woman by publishing her diary as an article. If you add this to the mix, I'm going to lose my life!"

"Why were you able to record what you just said? Have you been recording the whole time? There is no privacy when I'm with someone like you! I shouldn't be the only one resisting now!"

Mona attempts to expand the battlefield.

"Maybe he has set up a video camera in the house too!"

The samurai Yingsai raised his hand and pressed against Mona's face: "I just copied my memories into the machine. Privacy is far less worthy of peeping than dark history. And judging from what you said just now, you are not that scared."

"Dark history is privacy!" Mona kept silent about her recent outrageous words and pushed hard with her feet.

The descendants of the witch started fighting again. Nashida stopped watching and focused all her attention on her first meeting with the real god: "Senior Baalzebub, I..."

"Do you need me to teach the Order a lesson? It's not difficult."

The little grass god in front of him did not have the majesty that a god should have. She seemed a little inferior because she was not worshipped by Xumi. A faint purple light quietly lit up, and Baalzebub assured him: "Don't be so nervous. The World Tree has a close relationship with Teyvat. It is not something that Xumi alone needs to worry about."

"By the way, hasn't Morax helped you all these years? If the World Tree continues to deteriorate, it will cause a greater disaster, not to mention the hidden dangers left over from the invasion of the Abyss."

"He really can sit still, being next to Xumi. If something happens in the world, wouldn't Liyue be the first to bear the brunt? But it is also possible that he has made some preparations. After all, he is the oldest god."

Lei Dianying believed that Xumi was not fighting alone. Inazuma was isolated overseas, surrounded by vast sea and had no connection with the mainland. She did not know about it before and naturally could not provide any help.

But Xumi's neighboring countries will definitely provide some help. Some of them understand the importance of the World Tree. If it weren't for the Great Compassionate Tree King who fought to the death to eliminate the hidden dangers of the abyss, Teyvat would have encountered a disaster more serious than the invasion of the abyss.

"..."

Nashida blinked, unsure of how to respond.

Although the hidden danger of the World Tree has always existed and has also affected Xumi, they have really been fighting alone for the past few hundred years, and it has been the reliable group of forest rangers who have been handling it.

It is their credit that the dead zone was destroyed and the probability of the occurrence of demonic scale disease was reduced.

"Fontaine can't protect itself, Fukaros has quietly disappeared, and the ruling Navilette doesn't understand the World Tree;

"There is no one in Mondstadt who knows the specific function of the World Tree. The Knights were so discontinued that even the inheritance of the West Wind Eagle was lost, not to mention other things. Only Lisa, who is studying abroad, has heard of it.

"In Liyue, there are too many demon remnants. There is a beast tide every now and then. In addition, the seven nations signed a contract that the gods should not interfere with neighboring nations. The previous great sages of Xumi knew the armed forces of the Order of the Lords very well and did not allow the Thousand Rock Army to enter. Unless something really happened, Zhongli would not take action. Old men are just so old-fashioned."

"Untie my ponytail!"

"Why did you bite my tail unless you let it go first? Do you know how difficult it is for a fox to comb its tail? Especially for someone like me who has to... have his tail smeared with soot every day!"