Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

I can't fall here...

As long as I reach the front, as long as I reach the final destination, I can avoid all disasters, and I can make everything return to the original beauty! This is my responsibility, and it is what I must do...

I……

'Boom—'

The sound of the collapse drowned out the creaking of the bamboo bed. Mona, who was sitting on the bed reading a book on astrology, was shaken up into the sky in a daze. She blinked her clear eyes and looked at the attendant god Yingsai who was sleeping with his eyes closed beside her.

She couldn't tell whether she was asleep or dead.

The former is possible, and the latter is very likely. It is obvious that this is a very beautiful forest garden life. Even if he admits that General Lei Dian is a fool during their interactions with her, life is very brisk.

Although astrology cannot be used here, theoretical research can still be carried out, and the time here can be regarded as a rare vacation time.

But it seemed that she was the only one who looked cheerful. At least a certain fox did not look very cheerful. There was a faint bluish-black color in the corners of its eyes every day, and it did not look as energetic as it did outside.

It seems like there are signs of sudden death.

Mona tentatively reached out her hand and placed it on the pulse of the servant god Sakurasai. The feeling of the beating pulse hidden under the warm skin was enough to prove that the fox's life functions had not stopped yet.

Mona didn't know whether she was relieved out of relief or regret, but she was suddenly in trouble again.

The wardrobe in the room was completely for decoration except for some simple changes of clothes. There were no sheets or blankets for changing. According to the clock on the wall, it was obviously time to sleep.

Kick him off the bed. It's a bit immoral. Her moral standards cannot support her doing such a thing. After all, she is still a moral person. It is obvious that something is wrong with this fox. What if she catches a cold after being kicked off the bed?

Thinking of how he completely threw away his morals and laws when he had a cold and fever, Mona couldn't help but worry about her own safety. After all, she was a beautiful girl!

But if she put him on the bed, Mona would still worry about her life. Although the samurai Sakurasai seemed to pay more attention to fun in his daily life, he was by no means indifferent when it came to emotions.

This fox has far more energy than an ordinary person. Even though he prefers to waste this energy on interesting things, the remaining energy is still far more than that of an ordinary person.

Mona lowered her head and pondered for a moment, then pulled out the box from under the bed where the servant god Sakurasai stored mysterious props. She quickly found a fine steel chain from it, stretched it to both sides with both hands to test the hardness, and gathered a little water element.

The beautiful girl, who was satisfied with the result, picked up the chain and put it on the body of the samurai Sakurasai.

"Move over there. Do you know that tying someone like this can hurt you?"

"My limits don't allow me to throw him to the ground, but they do allow me to do some small actions. Now I am being kind, so don't be picky here... It looks like you are not asleep."

There was an illusory little fox squatting on her shoulder. Mona squinted her eyes and observed it closely for a while. Then she looked at the white-haired fox lying on the bed and asked kindly, "Do you need me to make a coffin for you? I think this is a good place to bury your bones."

"Can you make a coffin to bury me?" The fox tilted his head and asked with a smile: "You can't even kick me off the bed, how can you do this? But your suggestion is correct."

"I almost died suddenly just now, so maybe I really need a coffin. Don't look at me with such suspicion. I am not lying, Mona. If I didn't almost die suddenly, why would my soul float out?"

"But although I almost died suddenly, I'm still a little short of real sudden death. I'll have to be at least a thousand years old to die of exhaustion. Now is the time when I'm young and strong, so I can hold on."

The fox's tail swayed slowly, and Mona jumped down from her shoulders. The attendant Yingzhai said slowly, "I'm going out to do something. You can do whatever you want with this body now. Don't worry that I will repay you double afterwards."

A kind little fox like me can only retaliate in the same way.

Without appreciating Mona's hesitant look, the samurai Sakurasai skillfully entered the tunnel and soon came to Yae Shinko's room, watching Lei Dianying, who would defeat Yae Shinko every time and annoyed him to the point of giving up observing from the outside world.

He suggested: "This time I plan to use the method of ghost possession. I met a very amazing ghost in Liyue. Her ghost possession method is very special. Even a mecha like the Ruins Guard can't escape."

"...Do you think this is a good idea? Ying is not a ruins guard, so don't let me get spanked by her."

"It seems that you have been spanked after making a mistake before. I am very curious... How about you tell me what other methods you have? I have tried all the methods I should try. Now this is the only method I have left."

"We still have one final solution. Although I am reluctant to do it, you are still here. You are still young. You don't mind being a spoiled child to Ying, right? Maybe you can take this opportunity to replace my position in Ying's heart!"

"In fact, I have an ultimate solution. Only gods can fight against gods, and only authority can seek authority. We need a god to help us. Have you heard of the Little Lucky Grass King?"

The attendant god Yingsai raised his chin proudly, and casually patted the right cheek of Yae Shinko with his paw pad: "I knew you were unreliable, so I sought help from other gods in advance."

"I think her help should arrive tomorrow... Speaking of which, Tevarin has been wanting to loan himself out lately. He thinks that since he can't change Barbatos' bad habits, he might as well stay out of the spotlight for a while."

"Do you have any recommendations? Or are there any taboos here? I'm very curious about this." The white-haired fox asked casually.

Yae Shinko grabbed the soul of the servant god Sakurasai.

"You really rented it out? Why didn't Naruto Taisha receive a Mora?"

Yae Shenzi was heartbroken. He didn't expect that he just didn't take care of it, and this silly child sold him cheaply. Even if he had one Mora, it wouldn't be considered a loss! How could he do without one?

"Go ask. I think the lease contract needs to be rewritten. The Heart of God in you is worth some money after all. This kind of deal cannot be done cheaply... Maybe you can sell yourself!"

The light purple pupils lit up with a faint light, and the Eightfold God Child tempted: "Compared to the question of Shadow, I think the God of Wisdom should be normal. At least she will definitely not be as stubborn as this blockhead."

In Yae Shinko's opinion, Lei Dianying has some wisdom, but not too much.

The fact that she was able to develop a new set of puppet technology was enough to prove that she was not as simple as she seemed. Unfortunately, it seemed that all her intelligence was invested in puppet art, and she also had a little wisdom about the ways of the world.

He is a bit stupid in other aspects, and this is the final result. He is stuck in a rut. Not just an ordinary rut, but a rut that is as hard as Tianli's head.

"Why do you think there can only be one wooden head?"

"The wooden head of Teyvat occupies nine buckets! Can such a small space support a wooden head of god level?"

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"Chirp—"

Putting down the watering can, Nashida covered her mouth and sneezed softly, a little confused: "Is anyone missing me?"

"It could also be that someone else is saying bad things about you behind your back. Based on my experience, well-intentioned thoughts don't cause sneezes." Tasting the dessert, feeling that the white-haired fox had eaten too many types of food, Ying sighed:

"I often sneeze when foxes say bad things about me. Barbatos doesn't have this worry. Tevarin basically says bad things to his face... It seems that he won't come in tonight."

This is not bad, it's a rare day off.

"By the way, doesn't he need my help?"

"Maybe now is not the right time to help, or maybe he was thinking about something bad, or maybe he simply forgot about it. There is no need to be surprised by anything, it's normal." Ying was neither anxious nor impatient.

Anyway, it has nothing to do with her spirit trapped in the spiritual space of the white-haired fox.