Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"So why aren't you the one cooking?"

The two foxes, who had been busy all afternoon, rushed through lunch and successfully provided a dinner that looked quite sumptuous. Lei Dianying picked up a piece of food ignorantly, then put down his chopsticks with a calm expression.

She silently glanced at the attendant god Sakurasai who took off his apron, and then at Yae Shinko who didn't move his chopsticks at all.

"This kid's cooking skills are still very immature, quite like my style. He is not a good choice to be the head chef. You are the most suitable candidate. I am also looking forward to your cooking skills."

"Your face seemed to wrinkle a little just now, and it looked very strange. Tsk~ I was watching over you and preventing the lightning element in his body from flowing into the pot, why is it still like this?"

Picking up the chopsticks and poking the dish in front of her that looked like it must be delicious, Yae Shinko couldn't help but frown, but when she compared it with worse things in her mind, she soon breathed a sigh of relief.

"At least it's edible. Look, my chopsticks haven't been corroded into ashes."

"I've already said that I was deliberately taking revenge on Kitsusai-guni that time, so I behaved a little abnormally. My true level is not that bad... Shenzi, please cook for me."

Looking at the white-haired fox chewing on dry food, Lei Dianying sighed suddenly: "I don't need to eat, and you don't need to eat either, but we still have a greedy fox here who likes the feeling of having his stomach filled."

Just like the Son of God back then.

"Ying, you know me well. I only have a slight understanding of fried tofu. He is a heretic among foxes. He doesn't like fried tofu at all. He only likes poultry and animal meat. Tell me, even the little foxes in the White Fox Wilderness will run over when they see fried tofu. Why is he so different?"

The Eightfold Son of God looked resentful.

Fortunately, the great Baichen monsters of the past would not know these things, otherwise they would have laughed at her for not being able to take care of the little fox, allowing such a pure-blooded fox monster to go astray.

This is heresy among heresies, and I don’t know how to correct it.

Lei Dianying looked a little bewildered: "Isn't this normal? Foxes are carnivores, so it's normal for them to like meat. It's surprising that you like fried tofu."

How could a carnivore like fried tofu? It's okay if it happens once in a while, but it's quite common, and there are even foxes that have been eating fried tofu for decades.

My sister used to worry that these foxes would collapse from malnutrition one day.

"They are the heretics. They are born vegetarian saints. They will definitely thrive in Fontaine... But Lord Ying, don't believe her. She was the one who cooked when she was still in disguise."

The attendant god Sakurasai ruthlessly and coldly exposed Yae Shinko's lies.

Yae Shenzi snorted coldly, "I can make it, but are you willing to eat it? You are so petty and still remember that I lied to you that year. Unless you can conjure up a person anytime and anywhere, you can only eat dry food these days. When the dry food is gone, you can only..."

"Is this the girl who learned from the witch and the astrologer? She doesn't look like she can cook. At most, she can only make some fast food." Yae Shenzi smacked her lips slightly. She was caught off guard by Mona who was grabbed by the collar.

I had already planned what kind of clothes I would want this little fox to wear when he acted like a spoiled child and begged for mercy, but I almost forgot that anything could be taken out of his tail.

Holding the crystal ball, she concentrated on observing the stars in her body. When this stage of observation was over, Mona reluctantly raised her head and said, "I told you long ago that there is hell ahead. Do you need my help now?"

The great astrologer Mona suddenly became excited and said nonchalantly, "It's not that I can't help you a little, but everything has a price. Maybe you should provide some dirt on Ms. Alice."

"This way I can avoid being caught by the old woman and being punished too severely, and thus survive. After all, both sides will lose face, and it can be considered a draw instead of the old woman unilaterally losing face. Maybe I can even provoke them to fight so that she has no time to punish me." Mona muttered quickly.

The attendant god Yingsai refused awkwardly, "I'm afraid I can't agree to this request. After all, I still have my elders around me. In their eyes, I am a good little fox. Doing something like this will inevitably damage my image."

"If they are really your elders, they would not be unaware of your image. How could you be a good fox in their hearts? Don't flatter yourself. Besides, I can help... help... help..."

After looking around, she found the elder that the servant god Yingzai mentioned. The excitement on Mona's face gradually subsided, and she slightly opened her rosy lips.

"Thor?"

"These are the only elders I have in Inazuma. Who else would I have?"

"right……"

Mona was silent for a while, then suddenly grabbed the collar of the maid Yingzhai with her backhand, smiling: "Actually, I was joking with you before. It's not easy to get the dirty information about Ms. Alice. Even if I get it, I can't spread it."

“Otherwise, Ms. Alice will definitely counterattack, and I will fall into your trap, not to mention a witch like Ms. Alice who has dominated the Witch Society for hundreds of years.”

Mona patted him lightly and asked with a faint smile: "Speaking of which, what do you want me to help you with? Just leave it to me, I can do anything!"

Even if I can’t do it now, I won’t say that I can’t do anything!

"It's a pity that you can't help with cooking. Among the four people present, only two can cook, and you are the only one who can cook properly." The God of War Yingsai was even more curious about one thing:

"Before that, can you tell me why you are so afraid of Lady Ying? She doesn't look that fierce. Instead, she looks a bit silly."

"I'm curious, too." Yae Shinko quietly moved closer, patted Mona on the back and consoled her, "Speak boldly, don't be afraid of this blockhead. He's just a selfish, willful idiot."

"..."

Am I being cautious because of the existence of Thunder God? No, I am being cautious because I know the character of you, Baichen Fox Fairy! I am just afraid that you will say bad things about General Lei Dian to my face... Mona's face was distorted.

Why does General Lei Dian allow such a dependent to exist?

The followers of other gods must be hundreds or thousands of times better than them.

"I'll go cook. What do you want to eat? As long as there are enough ingredients, I will definitely make you a feast."

"Oh, are you that scared?"

Yae Shinko poked Lei Dianying and said with a smile:

"Look at how scared you are of that girl. Look at how pale such a cute girl is. It's all because of you being here. I didn't expect that your stupid head would have such a great reputation in the eyes of others."

"I don't think she is afraid of me." Lei Dianyian sighed softly.

These two foxes have no self-awareness at all.

"By the way, Sakurazai, how many people are left in your tail?"

"In the tail..."

Glancing at the crack that had opened up beside him, the attendant Yingzhai curled his lips, stuck his tail in and shook it gently, and said nonchalantly: "I only remember two or three people at most. As for whether anyone was accidentally stuffed in before?"

"I usually don't remember things like this, and most of those people were stuffed into a remote cave... What's wrong Mona?"

"Uh--"

A trembling hand reached out, and the attendant Yingzhai held Mona's hand. Looking at her pale face covered with sweat, he couldn't help but ask with some concern: "Don't just leave like this. Didn't you agree to work to pay off your debts? You haven't worked yet."

"tell me……"

Mona bent her back like a cooked shrimp, and endured the cramping pain in her abdomen and asked, "Why is the tofu on the stove... so strange..."

"Oh~ You mean the tofu that I made by myself. That was the food I prepared... Well, actually I knew that Yae Shinko would secretly make fried tofu at night, so I laid a trap in advance."

The Eightfold Son of God looked unhappy, yet somewhat relieved.

It was a rare chance for them to meet again, so she really wanted to make a plate of fried tofu and share it with Ying in the evening.

The attendant god Yingzai took out a pill and stuffed it into Mona's mouth with a worried look on his face.

"Why did you fall for it?"

"I just wanted to see if the tofu was bad! Um~"