Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Question: There is a bag on the ground with four Mora coins in it, with denominations of 100, 10, 1, and 20 respectively. You happen to be with your friend at this moment. How would you distribute the Mora coins to make it as fair as possible?"

"Please my good friend kindly contribute a few Mora and then we will divide it equally."

"Question: There is a button in front of you. Press it to get 100 million Mora, but it will randomly cause one of your friends to die suddenly. What will you choose?"

"Stupid! The value created by a completely free and exploitable tool in his lifetime is more than 100 million Mora. It is a waste to get it all at once. It is better to make a steady profit!"

"Ask a question..."

"No need to ask, this answer perfectly fits the characteristics of Bai Chen's bloodline."

Interrupting Sara's words, the Tengu chieftain stared blankly at the empty bowls that kept rising in front of him. He stared for a moment, then tilted his head slightly downward to look at the two-tailed white fox's flat belly.

He sighed in grief and indignation: "Even the red ghost with the biggest appetite can't eat so much..."

"Stupid, you judged Bai Chenxuanmai's purity based on stereotypes, and now you are judging his appetite based on stereotypes?"

Yingsai, the god-servant who ate a big elbow in three mouthfuls, drank the juice in the cup and patted his flat stomach. He seemed to sense the undisguised resentment of the Tengu chief, and he consoled him with reluctance:

"Don't worry, these foods have perfectly wiped out my resentment caused by the inability to replicate the scenes in my dream in reality. I only need two more meals to fill my stomach."

How did I fall asleep without knowing what was happening? Falling asleep was not the worst thing. The worst thing was that I couldn’t manipulate Tengu at will in reality.

I won't do anything evil, at most I'll abuse my power. Why can't such a civilized wish be fulfilled?

"Well, actually you have to believe me, I can't eat so much normally. It's just that because of the witch's explosion, it's difficult to get food, and I've been hungry for several days." The white fox shirked responsibility without changing his expression.

Sara murmured softly, "That's a bit too much. Your intake is enough for me for a week."

"Not much, not much. You have to consider various factors. This..."

"Boom——!!!"

The sudden huge explosion attracted everyone's attention. The dazzling flames obscured the gorgeous sunset for a moment. The Tengu chief rushed through the door almost at the moment the explosion occurred, spread his wings and flew towards the place where the explosion occurred.

He was not the only Tengu who did the same thing. Some of the young and middle-aged men in the Tengu tribe did the same. They held bows and spears in their hands, vowing to drive out the witch who was destroying the tranquility of the forest.

"Oh, so there really is such a witch?"

He quietly finished the food on the table to soothe his trembling heart, reached his fox paw into his tail to hook out a handkerchief to wipe the residue from the corner of his mouth, and then the servant god Yingsai jumped off the stool and walked out.

Sala, who was lying on the windowsill observing the situation, heard the noise and quickly jumped down to stop them, saying, "You can't go out in this situation. The forest is in a mess. If you are unlucky and encounter a bomb attack, it will be terrible."

The attendant god Yingsai looked at Sara who was blocking his way, turned back to the table, brought back a stool, stood on it and looked at Sara face to face.

"Why did you stop me?"

"You are a guest. If a guest gets hurt, the host will lose face."

"You sound very unconfident when you say that."

"I am very confident!" Sara widened his eyes in surprise. He really didn't understand why the attendant god Yingsai would say such a weird thing.

"Then why don't you dare look at me?"

Sara puffed up his lips and angrily retorted: "Do you think I'm a fool? You, the fox, are the fool! How can I not be vigilant when facing a fox like you who hypnotized me?"

The attendant god Yingsai let out a surprised sigh, touched Sara's forehead with his claws, and sighed: "If I didn't know that Tengu has no spiritual talent, I would have thought you could read my mind. In my heart, you are just an idiot!"

"Who are you calling stupid...stupid..."

The upright Tengu obviously had no idea that Baichen had a cunning gene in his blood. When he heard the words slandering him as a fool, he immediately retorted, but accidentally made eye contact with the attendant god Yingzai.

"Woo~"

The attendant god Yingsai smiled slyly: "You have been hypnotized by me."

"……I don't."

Sara, who thought he had not escaped the hypnosis spell, found that he could still speak freely, and quickly looked away from the white fox.

"Aren't you going to thank me?"

The attendant god Yingsai frowned.

"You almost paid the price for your straightforwardness and recklessness, and I kindly let you go. It's fine if you didn't show any appreciation, but I'm not a greedy fox. But you didn't even say thank you, which is too much."

"It's wrong for you to charm and hypnotize others without permission. Why should I express my gratitude to you?"

"You are a straightforward idiot with a self-consistent logic. I thought your logic was off. But it doesn't matter. You will have to come up and express your gratitude later. You can also pay in advance now."

The attendant god Yingzhai said earnestly: "Didn't you find something wrong with the explosion just now? The explosion was too loud, and the fire was too bright."

"Is there?" Sara blinked blankly.

"The sound produced by an explosion is often consistent with the magnitude of the explosion. The fire just produced by the explosion and even the sunset glow that blocked the sun are enough to prove that the equivalent of the explosive is definitely not small.

"But we didn't see any smoke from the explosion, let alone dark dust, or even a thin white mist. This is enough to prove that there is something fishy going on in this explosion."

"so……"

"So this is a trap!"

Sara said in horror: "Then...!"

"Don't worry about your elders."

With the kindness of a fox, the attendant god Yingzai comforted Sara and smiled with his fox eyes: "Now you should be more worried about us. There are two possibilities for this explosion: inviting the enemy to come in and luring the tiger away from the mountain. However, the possibility of the former can be eliminated."

"That guy in red clothes outside is obviously not a good guy! I can already imagine our miserable fate. I just don't know if she will be kind enough to find a shop where I can redeem myself."

With a sad face, he took out the only Mora he had and cracked his paws. "Maybe I have to help pay for the redemption of your stupid Tengu. I remember dreaming that I had a fellow tribesman..."

"Don't worry, cute little fox and little tengu."

The red witch, who was as bright as the sun, slowly walked into the house, with a warm and cheerful smile on her face, and expressed her good intentions.

"Although I knocked out all the other Tengu in this place, and although I used you, the little fox, to create explosions and secretly set off small firecrackers, this cannot cover up my nature as a good person."

"I am a witch who travels through the world, and the time of my birth cannot be traced..."

"You old witch whose birth date is unknown, who gave you the confidence to show off your skills in front of an expert? You actually want to fool someone like Bai Chen, do you think too highly of me?"

The attendant god Yingsai turned around and snorted, "Hey, this Tengu next to me whose name I have forgotten, hurry up and prepare food for me. Don't you realize that I haven't had any food in my mouth for a long time? Is this how you entertain guests?"

"As for this old witch, don't worry. It's just a little entertainment before dinner. Go and prepare the food while I slay the witch with warm food!"

"But..." Being pushed by the fox's claws on his back, Sara stubbornly stood in front of the attendant god Sakurasai.

"I won't let my guests face danger alone! The clan leader said that although falling into the hands of this witch would lead to unspeakable torture, there would be no danger to their lives. At most, they would lose one..."

"Little Tengu, you should listen to the little fox. Don't forget it."

The witch chuckled and said, "He just looks harmless. After cultivating the two tails, he is fully capable of transforming into a human form, which meets the requirements of a great monster."

"This old witch is quite perceptive. It's hard to predict who will win against her. If there's a burden on the scene..."