Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Hehe~~"

"fluorescent……"

"Ah? Oh~ little dog, are you thinking about me again? Oh...ah!"

There was a tap on the forehead, neither light nor heavy. The consciousness struggled to escape from the fantasy. Looking up, Nana Kano, who was originally sitting opposite, had already moved to another seat. There was only an evil white-haired fox chuckling slowly.

He was fiddling with an object that looked like a video recorder, and he accidentally hit some button, and a voice came out of it -

"Hehe~ A little fox like you is born to be eaten by your sister! Don't move~ Let your sister see how well you have developed~"

The sharp laughter filled with full of gestures echoed in this small tea room. Ying's originally slightly dazed expression suddenly tightened, and her pupils gradually trembled.

She looked around at the two of them.

The white-haired fox had a fairly normal, bad, and perverse smile on his face, and was happy about having found a new handle; Shikano Nana was much more restrained, but one could vaguely see her true emotions.

"Give it to me." Ying stretched out her hand and asked for it righteously.

The attendant Yingzhai flicked the mechanism on his hand, sighed softly, shook his head and said: "I took the time to come out to find you, thinking that we would have a friendly meeting, but I never thought that you would fantasize about me like this..."

"Bang-"

Ying stood up and pounced over the table, stretched out her hand and started to snatch the things in the hands of the servant god Yingzai. Her toes swayed restlessly and happened to kick the corner of the table, causing the wooden plate on the table to fall due to the collision.

The traveler blushed and retorted: "Is it wrong for me to think that way? Anyway, you, the fox, are mine, so I can think whatever I want!"

The fair and delicate skin was filled with a cinnabar-like color, the long raised neck seemed to be shining with a bright light, the bright golden hair fell to cover the delicate earlobes, and strands of lively colors passed through the pupils.

He threw away the object in his hand with a flip of his hand, and put his arm around the traveler's soft waist to stop her movements. The white-haired fox said with a teasing smile: "Of course it's not wrong. I have no problem with what the lovely Ying thinks of me."

"I won't deny your right, but Ying has no right to stop me from collecting the simple and lovely images of my lover."

The warm breath fell on her jaw. Ying couldn't help shrinking her neck and pouted her lips to retort: ​​"Can I think that you are seducing me now? Humph~ It's useless! I won't let my dark history stay in your hands."

She knew best what kind of fox the samurai Sakurasai was.

If he allowed this dark history to remain in his hands, even if he didn't bring it up in the next few years, he would bring it out during a parent-child activity one day and let the children take a good look at her silly appearance.

Will this work?

Of course this won’t work!

"Don't think I'm still the weak traveler I was before. Now I have three elemental powers and I can do anything! Get up--"

The traveler smiled coldly, slapped his palms heavily on the ground on both sides of the white-haired fox's head, exerted force with his knees and waist, and shouted confidently.

"..."

"I was wrong!"

The motionless body made the traveler face the reality.

The three elemental powers didn't seem to provide much help to his physique, so his strength was greatly improved because of the diffusion reaction of wind and lightning, but using elemental power...

"I can't bear it."

She bit the shoulder of the attendant god Yingzai fiercely, her voice soft and tender, and she sniffed the already familiar smell and flavor under her body.

There is absolutely no way around it. Every time, the love is so hot that it seems to melt the whole body and it is so scorching that it makes people addicted.

The hand pressing on the waist loosened a little, a gleam of light flashed across his eyes, and he pushed hard with his toes.

"How can you miss such a good opportunity? White-haired fox obsessed with my beauty, just admit defeat! I will never let my dark history remain in your hands... Paimon!"

The door of the tea room was suddenly pushed open, and a mascot staggered into the air, flying at such a high speed that her tongue stuck out. She had no way of paying attention to the road beneath her feet, and her phantom foot stumbled carelessly.

The fallen Paimon happened to hit an object on the ground.

The outstretched palm slammed heavily on the empty floor, and an obvious feeling of being caught appeared on the ankle. Ying, who was caught, could only watch the camera rolling away from her.

Paimon wiped the sweat from his forehead in confusion and stamped his feet angrily: "Yingzhai, why did you leave Paimon alone to take the lead? Do you know what will happen if Paimon finds out that you are gone?"

"No matter where the general is, he won't embarrass you."

"But Paimon is scared!"

Paimon stamped his feet angrily and counted on his fingers, "The gods I met before were all drunkards and street urchins. Paimon no longer has much awe for gods, but General Thunder has successfully awakened Paimon's awe."

"She's really fierce!"

"General is indeed a bit fierce in some matters, but this kind of thing rarely happens, and today is just a special case."

"But I dare not bet...By the way, traveler, have you done anything strange again?"

"No!" Ying retorted loudly.

"Have!"

The samurai Sakurasai loudly refuted the traveler's objection. He squatted down and picked up the traveler with a smile, supporting her under her armpits with both hands and throwing her high in the air as she rolled her eyes.

"Have you had enough fun?"

"Of course I haven't had enough fun. The lovely Ying is a girl who is thousands of years old and whom I will love for the rest of my life."

"Our lives are long, so put it down now, right now, right now!" Ying pinched the two fox ears of the servant Yingzhai and pulled them to the sides, saying loudly, "Don't you have anything else to do?"

"Look at you in the castle tower these days. Apart from eating and sleeping, you have almost no free time. The burden of Inazuma is all on you! How can you slack off now?"

"...You're right. With this god being a blockhead and another of his followers having no Inazuma on their minds, I, who am shouldering the hopes of all the Inazuma people, really can't slack off."

The attendant god Yingzai's face couldn't help but become a little heavy. He slowly put the traveler down, tears glittering in the corners of his eyes, and his fox tail drooped limply:

"So you dislike me? I don't know how long it will take for Alecino to come back, and Shinobu has been so cruel that he hasn't come to the castle tower for a few days. You also don't come to see me unless it's necessary."

"You're complaining that I'm busy with work and don't have much time to spend with you! But I can't do anything about it. There aren't many reliable people..."

"It's a special situation, but you can definitely use this time to go find Shinobu! Sweetheart, I have something important to discuss with Nana Shikano."

After taking a perfunctory bite, she held the white-haired fox's shoulders and pushed him out of the door. Ying turned around and pounced on him the moment the door closed. This time, she successfully pressed the camera under her body.

“Hahahaha~ In the end, didn’t the thing end up in my hands? No…”

Ying narrowed her eyes and asked vigilantly: "Shikano Nana, do you dare to swear on the most important thing in your life? The idiot fox didn't keep any spare ones."

"Use Zaoyou's favorite carrots to make..."

"Zaoyou doesn't like carrots at all! Don't forget that the little fox is still following the idiot fox's tail, so the idiot fox has a backup in his tail! No wonder he was fooled by me so easily."

Ying couldn't help but grit her teeth.

No!

Got to get everything.

Otherwise, the image of you in the children’s minds will be ruined in the future!

"Paimon..."

"You don't want to blame Paimon, do you? It's not Paimon's fault at all! Although it was Paimon who couldn't explain why Sakurasai walked out of the castle tower, it was you who ordered it."

"How could I be that kind of unreasonable traveler?"

Ying rolled her eyes and said, "Actually, I just called out to you with high hopes. I suddenly realized that you have the potential to become a thief. Look at your little hands and your little shoes, especially the latter!"

Paimon's face changed drastically, but she soon calmed down and said with a sad face:

"I've already said that there are only two Moras in Paimon's shoe. How can such a small shoe be hidden in a storage jar? Paimon is a little loser who only knows how to eat and sleep. He doesn't have the ability of a traveler like you."