Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"The taste of the wine in today's meal is indeed a bit strong. Yae Shenzi, how much alcohol did you add?"

"Not much, not much, just four or five barrels at most."

The bickering gradually stopped in the middle of lunch. The two foxes, who were trying hard to keep a straight face and were unwilling to immediately eliminate the alcohol in their bodies, had trembling eyelids and their lively ears were limp and lifeless.

The attendant god Yingsai taunted softly, "With this little bit of alcohol, I can just take a nap and work normally in the afternoon, but you can't do that, right? The kind and beautiful Yae Goddess has been troubled recently!"

"Even though I treated you like a fox scarf this morning, the proud Yae Goddess still had no ability to resist. She was still soft and dizzy... The worries in your heart are not simple, right?"

The attendant Yingzhai dazedly provoked: "When I wake up from my nap, I will definitely guide you to tell me all these things while you are still drunk, and then you can lie on the ground and cry and make a fuss."

"Don't be delusional. This little bit of alcohol is just a pre-dinner drink for me. I can even get rid of it by closing my eyes and resting for more than ten minutes. But you can't... General, how come there are two of you in front of me now?"

The alcohol from last night had already remained in her body and had not been completely digested. Coupled with the little bit of alcohol she had absorbed at noon, the combination of the two made Yae Shenzi's condition even worse. She didn't even have the interest to continue with the sarcastic remarks and bickering.

The pink-haired fox narrowed its eyes and looked ahead in a silly manner.

After staring at it quietly for a moment, Yae Shinko unconsciously stretched out his wrist, hooked the little fox he raised and came to his side, rubbed the fox's ears happily, and asked, "Between me and this child, who do you like better?"

"Don't say any more! I know you must like me more. After all, I have been with you for more than 500 years. I still remember that cold winter night when you cried and made a fuss and wanted me to cover your hands..."

"Nonsense."

"I do not have."

Compared to General Raiden's straightforward rejection of the false truth, the God of Servant Sakurasai shook his head in dissatisfaction, letting his fox ears slap against Yae Shinko's cheek, and whispered to the fox senior:

"I'm not going out to play and my paw pads are frozen and painful, so I'm acting like a spoiled child and asking you to help cover my paws. Don't make up stories! Do I look like a fox who would act like a spoiled child?... General, she bit my ear!"

A slight stinging sensation arose from the tip of his ear, and something wet licked a drop of blood that overflowed. The samurai Sakurasai struggled and elbowed him, followed by a dull sound and his crying.

boom--

"Humph~"

"Yae Shenzi is not a good person as always. Look, General! My ears have been bitten..."

"hiss--"

Looking at the Yae Godson lying on the back of the white-haired fox, his forehead resting on his shoulder, trembling and taking a breath of cold air, and the fox ear with spots of blood on it, General Raiden pondered and lowered his head to taste the rice.

It was obvious that nothing could be said in this situation, but silent silence was already a preference. After all, Yae Shinko's situation was even worse. A simple elbow from the back left her with no ability to resist at all.

He must have drunk a lot of wine last night, and this time, mixed with the alcohol, he was so dizzy that he didn't know himself.

"pain!"

The sharp fox fangs pierced into his shoulder, and the attendant god Sakurasai cried out in pain. He subconsciously pinched Yae Shinko's nose. The fox tail swaying behind him left a faint, almost invisible outline on the floor.

"It hurts me too." Yae Shinko shook his head, rubbed his waist where the stinging pain was spreading, and said with disdain: "We obviously share the same blood, so why is your skin harder than mine?"

"Practice more..."

"No training, as a beautiful Yae-miyaji, I refuse to become a crude warrior."

Yae Shinko said seriously: "Fox fairies should use magic gracefully. This is what we are good at and the foundation of our existence. It was with this ability that Kitsune Saigū defeated other great monsters and became the leader of the monsters."

"I tell you……"

He slapped the attendant god Yingzhai's shoulder heavily, and the face of the Eightfold Son of God was solemn, as if the words he was about to say contained the secret of the Baichen Fox Immortal lineage that could not be passed on to outsiders.

She was silent;

Do I really have to tell him about that forbidden technique so early? This kid is only in his early twenties, he couldn't be any younger, maybe a few little monsters he caught would have practiced for longer than him.

She struggled;

But this forbidden technique will be revealed sooner or later, right? Even if it is not revealed, sooner or later, he will know the existence of this forbidden technique through the discovery of blood.

She pondered;

So, what is this forbidden technique? How to perform it? What are the conditions? Who was the first person to perform it?

She suddenly felt relieved.

"...I'm a little sleepy. Hold me and go to sleep. This time, I'll act like a spoiled sister."

Yae Shinto gave up trying to recall the secrets of the Baichen Fox Immortal lineage with his now impoverished brain. He tilted his head and hit the back of the attendant god Yingzai's head with his forehead, causing the white-haired fox, which was in a bad condition, to fall headfirst onto the table.

The attendant god Yingsai fell to the ground and could not get up...

"no!"

The white-haired fox struggled to stand up. He gritted his teeth and said, "This is the first time that Yae Shenzi has admitted to being a spoiled child. I must complete this task. Otherwise, what qualifications do I have to use this matter to laugh at her in the future?"

"I can't let her say that - oh my~ Children are just children. No matter how hard they try, they won't know what to do when an adult starts to act like a spoiled brat. But this reaction is also very cute~"

"Don't let her say that!"

He kindly used the lightning element to eliminate the slime and cockleburs that remained on their fox tails. He watched the servant god Sakurasai crawling on the floor and slowly leaving with Yae Shinko, and General Thunder continued to pick up the rice grains in the bowl with his head down.

Today's food, apart from the taste of alcohol, always seems to have a slight aftertaste of sweetness.

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"Hehe~ Let Jiejie take a look."

Everything was a trap, the powerless Yae Goddess was just her disguise... When he was firmly pressed under her, the servant god Sakurasai's fox pupils widened in horror, and the powerful elements broke through his defenseless body.

Yae Shinko came forward and smelled it carefully.

"It's true, it's Ying's scent! I can smell the scent of her soul on you. You and Ying must have been in contact for more than three hours... This is more than I have been in contact with in the past five hundred years!"

Except for the first time when he came out of seclusion and retreated to repair the olfactory system of General Lei Dian, which had a minor problem at that time, Ying was hard-hearted at other times and was determined not to contact her again.

"Stop sniffing and touching here like a whore!"

The attendant god Sakurasai protested in disdain, "Isn't it just a small contact with a god you haven't communicated with for 500 years? Looking at your appearance, where is the dignity of a chief priest of Narukami Taisha Shrine?"

"Small contact? Did you know that..."

"It was obviously me who came here first! Whether it was being her retainer, following her to protect eternity, or helping her with official duties, I was the first to do everything!"

"You look like a pitiful abandoned pet, but I definitely won't feel sorry for you because of this!" The servant god Yingzhai still hasn't given up the idea of ​​struggling to escape. Now he dares to sniff around. I dare not imagine what he will do next.

Yae Shinko slapped him and said, "Why are you so shy? I gave you a bath when I first brought you home. Don't forget that you purred like a cat in the basin."

"Things are different now. Back then, I couldn't transform into a human form, but now I am different!"

"It's like I can't do that even if you turn into a human form. Stay still and let Jiejie smell it properly!"

"Yae Goddess...Alechino~Ying~Anyone please come and save me!"

"I seemed to hear someone calling me."

Inside the restaurant, the traveler suddenly raised his head alertly, narrowed his eyes, and whispered, "He told me, my destined knight, the princess who was captured by the dragon is being treated badly by the dragon. Now you need to set off immediately to the dragon's castle to rescue the princess."

"Don't dragons usually live in caves?" With his mouth full, Paimon asked vaguely, "Why didn't I hear any sound?"

"Don't worry about trivial matters. I didn't lie to you just now. I did hear the call, but I didn't hear it clearly."

ps: The second update will be at night, I’m a little sleepy, please forgive me.