Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"How do I play this without an instruction manual?"

Waving the exquisitely woven whip with small flower patterns in her hand, making continuous crackling sounds in the air, Ying tried many movements and techniques.

After finding that there was nothing strange, she asked the delicate girl who was rising and falling in the frying pan with a little confusion.

"Why don't you...guh~...try to whip yourself...luh~...?"

After struggling and waving her hands, she finally grabbed the edge of the oil pan and let the cabbage float up. She gasped and gritted her teeth and said angrily: "I think whips are only effective when they hit people."

"So you are willing to offer your body for me?"

"Traveler, there happens to be a cross here~"

Bao Cai's spirit of dedication is undoubtedly amazing. Paimon, who was walking back and forth in the room, suddenly pointed his finger, puffed up his mouth, dragged out the cross hidden in the corner, and snorted:

"Do you think this was equipped? Look, this side of the cross seems to be used to hang a whip. Hey, there is a food box on the other side, but it's empty. What do you think was put in it before?"

"It is indeed a set." He hung the whip in his hand on it, took the chains at both ends of the cross and pulled them to test their hardness. Ying Shanliang smiled and said, "But I don't think it's appropriate to hang him on the cross."

"why?"

"Because I'm so kind, tying him to the cross is an insult to his character... What on earth is under this bed?"

Ying picked up the cross and planned to put it under the bed so that she could take it out at any time. However, the obvious blockage under the bed dissuaded her from the idea. Even if she tried her best, she still couldn't stuff the cross in.

Apparently the other things underneath were unwilling to compromise and make some space.

"A little weird."

The traveler grabbed Paimon and threw her under the bed to take a look. Soon the little mascot brought out a bunch of dolls and gave the answer.

"Paimon found a bunch of dolls under the bed."

Paimon pointed to a label on the doll and read:

"My favorite doll number one, I have to hold it even when I sleep, because if I don't have the doll, I will have nightmares when I sleep. - That's what it says."

"It's obvious that this is a frame-up. How could that idiotic fox have a nightmare just because he didn't have a doll?"

"That makes sense... But having said that, Traveler, this fox doll in my hand is really soft when I hold it!" Paimon pinched the belly of the fox doll in his hand and couldn't help but sigh:

"It feels exactly like Sakurasai's fox tail, not even the slightest difference. If it weren't for the zipper on the doll, I would have thought I was holding a real fox."

"is it?"

I took a closer look at the fox doll in Paimon's arms. Compared with other dolls brought by Paimon, this doll was obviously more exquisitely made. The color was not ordinary pink, but beautiful cherry blossom pink with flashing lights.

The fur on it is clearly visible, and I wonder how many foxes were involved in the making of this doll.

Ying exclaimed: "It looks exactly like a real fox. If it weren't for the zipper, I would have thought it was a real fox."

By pinching the zipper and opening it, you can see the cotton inside. The authenticity of the fox doll seems to be beyond doubt. Ying took the doll and squeezed it hard, and lifted its tail to observe it. The maker of the doll did not seek to make it look too real.

"It's just a little strange."

The careful observation just now did reveal something wrong. Ying was a little confused: "The other dolls you brought out all have a thin layer of dust, but this doll is beautiful and clean, and it doesn't look like the other dolls at all."

"Paimon thinks this is normal. Isn't this a clear distinction? Beautiful and exquisite dolls are loved by people, so they are usually taken out and cleaned by the person who put them in."

Shaking her head slightly, Ying did not agree with Paimon's reasoning. She snorted and said, "I think what I have in my hand is a real fox disguised as a doll by an illusion. Could it be that you have forgotten the color of Yae Shinko's fur?"

"…That's impossible. I just unzipped it and saw the cotton inside. Paimon even stretched out his finger to touch it. The texture of cotton was very clear."

Paimon obviously had not forgotten the color of Yae Shinko's fur. That was the first time she saw a pink-haired fox in her travels. Compared with other brown, red, and white foxes, the pink fox was undoubtedly unique.

In fact, Paimon has always suspected that the pink hair was actually dyed by Yae Kamiko herself. After all, even a monster can't have such weird hair, right?

Who knows, one day the Eightfold Son of God will appear with green hair.

"A sophisticated illusion deceives more than just the eyes."

Ying raised the doll high up and threw it to the ground, shouting, "Why don't you show your true form? This is just an illusion, don't think you can mess with my mind! If you don't show your true form, I will throw you into the oil pan and cook you with the cabbage."

"I guess you don't want your hair to be stained with oil, right? Hehehe~" A sinister laugh sounded, and his eyes were dangerous and malicious.

Bao Cai raised her hand silently: "I don't want my hair to be stained with oil or water. Do you know how difficult it is to take care of hair? Especially as an idol, my appearance cannot be wrong at all."

"If my fans knew that there was something wrong with my hair..."

"If you really have such a high professional ethics, you wouldn't have thought of sneaking away before. Yae Shenzi! Why don't you quickly reveal your true form?"

The doll on the ground did not change at all. Ying understood this very well. The thin-skinned Yae Shinko obviously could not face the fact of being exposed, so she planned to play dumb and get away with it. If she faced such a situation, she would do the same.

Unfortunately, she is not the one facing this situation now...

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"This traveler seems to be more relaxed than yesterday. I guess he is not restrained because the general is not around."

The crystal ball placed in the middle of the table played the scene from the next room. Yae Shinko smiled and said, "He just looks a little silly. He shouted threats at a doll and threw it on the ground."

The pink fox said with a little regret: "It's a pity that the hair on the doll is all the fluff I combed off on a daily basis. I used it specially to make it look real."

In fact, Yae Shinko didn't feel sorry for her own fur being thrown on the ground and wasted. It was just some fur that would be destroyed by lightning if it was combed down. What really made her regretful was the mechanism inside the doll.

It was originally prepared for the cute little fox, but unexpectedly the traveler took the blame.

According to the time calculation, the colorless and odorless medicine that just evaporated will lurk until dinner time? The timing is indeed coincidental... Yae Shenzi smiled softly: "Forget it, don't worry too much about these trivial matters, Alechino, why don't we continue to talk about the topic just now."

"I will never allow you to bring Yingzhai to live in Fontaine. Let's not talk about whether the problems in Fontaine can be solved or not, and whether the country of Fontaine will still exist in the future..."

"What's the matter with Fontaine?" General Lei Dian, who was meditating with his eyes closed, was a little confused.

Baalzeb, who was observing the outside world and waiting for his spirit to return, fixed his eyes.

The Fontaine thing?

Could it be that...

No, I don’t seem to know what’s happening in Fontaine either. I did hear that several countries seemed to be having some difficulties, but those difficulties must have been resolved long ago. Could they last for hundreds of years?

hum~

Even if they are in trouble now, can that little difficulty be compared with the threat from the Dark Sea? A bunch of loser demons have been looking for an opportunity to return, just like Orobas did back then, and so do they.

Baalzebub will not allow those losers to step out of the Dark Sea, and the tragedy that happened in the past should not happen again.

...Except for Nata.

Their situation is indeed more difficult than Inazuma's.

"You don't need to know..."

After perfunctorily answering the general, Yae Shinko tapped the table lightly and said seriously: "Anyway, I will never let go. The child's home is in Inazuma, his roots are here too, and the general can't leave him."

"No, Fontaine has an advantage, that is, it is located inland, while Inazuma is isolated overseas. Every time she goes out, she has to take a boat across the vast ocean, which is very inconvenient. After all, it is absolutely impossible for some girls to come to Inazuma when they are young."

"That makes sense, but Eternal's execution has already been decided, and Yingsai, as Eternal's dependent, should not leave."

ps: There is an emergency at home, so I need to take four days off. It’s my first time asking for leave, please forgive me, I won’t cancel it.