Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

After giving Achou a complete makeover, removing all the unnecessary decorations from his body and making him return to being an ordinary person again, Paimon then sat on him with confidence and let Achou lead him slowly into the house.

This was obviously a house that had not been inhabited for a long time. The cabinets on both sides of the wall were already covered with dust. A thick layer of dust would fall on the fingertips with a light touch.

There was a tattered spider web in the corner with the shriveled corpse of a spider hanging on it, swaying gently in the wind as the door opened. The thin spider thread was looming and seemed like it could break at any time.

A clean area was cleared away behind the counter, and most of the office assistants who were lying on the counter heard the sound of wind chimes as the door opened. They looked up blankly, and when they saw Paimon, their eyes suddenly lit up.

Although the advertisement specifically states that anyone can be accepted as long as they are alive, there are actually some hidden rules and conditions, and they need to screen them. For example, they cannot accept people who are too righteous, nor can they accept people who are too ordinary in the crowd.

It would be even better if the person is the kind of person with a strange appearance who can become the focus of the crowd at first glance.

The little elf that came to his door now obviously met the requirements for invisibility. His eyes were rolling around and he looked very cunning. He was very much like a certain unscrupulous businessman he met when he was traveling around the country. He seemed to have no sense of justice.

Her appearance also meets the requirements. At least when other people notice this elf, it will be difficult for them to ignore her. If she makes some big noise, she can definitely attract the attention of most people around.

The assistant wiped his hair, stood up and welcomed him enthusiastically:

"Are you here to apply for the job after seeing the advertisement? Welcome, would you like some tea or coffee? Actually, I think drinking some boiled water is good. It feels good when the warm water flows into my stomach!"

Looking around silently, and then at the waiter behind the counter who started talking nonsense before even bringing out the tea and coffee, Paimon coughed lightly, raised his chin, and said disdainfully:

"Don't argue with Paimon here, talk nonsense, make up stories, and imagine nonsense. Hurry up and tell me the application conditions for your lousy store. Paimon doesn't believe that it's just what's on the billboard."

The first step in gathering information is not to be too enthusiastic or anxious. You must treat the source of information indifferently and observe with a normal mind. This can effectively reduce the source's vigilance.

"Of course, I know that there must be some crooked reasons behind your low requirements. Maybe the applicants are doing something weird. I am not against this kind of thing, but it is mainly against morality and common sense..."

The second step of getting information from the bad guys is to let them know that I am not a good person. This is obviously not a difficult task. With the Stupid Executor and the Idiot Fox as role models around me, I just need to show some of their style.

Paimon chuckled and said:

"It might even be against the law. You have to know that things that break the law are usually hard to do, but they also often mean a lot of money. If you really want to break the law, I don't think the conditions on your billboard are sufficient."

"so……"

The assistant hesitated a little.

This is so similar, the profiteer was also so righteous, saying roughly the same thing, and then asking...

"You need more money! Who would do this for you if you don't have enough money? Only enough golden Mora can support Paimon to follow you to do great things." The crown floating above his head flashed the same color as Mora, and Paimon said as a matter of course:

"I won't consider anything if you don't have enough Mora. If you want to do something big, don't be stingy with Mora."

"……good…"

Perhaps the advertisement that was posted looked too much like a scam. The little static electricity in front of him was the second person in three days, and the only one who met the requirements.

He has no sense of justice, looks weird, and seems as cunning as a fox. He is much better than the stupid red ghost before.

It’s a pity that those who get kickbacks get to eat less… The assistant sighed helplessly and said, “But you have to swear that you will never reveal this to anyone, otherwise your dumplings will have no filling, your rice will become mushy, your noodles will become soaked, and your meat will get stuck in your teeth…”

After saying a series of things that violated the oath, the assistant finally asked:

"The object of your oath cannot be any other god, but the fox fairy Quan Gongsi here. If this matter is revealed and we are arrested, we will tell everyone about your oath."

"That man is the fox who hates chaos in the world. I think he will punish you, the elf who trampled on his reputation!"

"Okay! I swear!" Paimon raised his eyebrows and stated the oath in full, adding one more condition: "If I break this oath, then the companions around Paimon will also suffer the same punishment."

"Good! As expected, he is the one who will do something big next. He is really cruel and vicious."

Could this guy be a foreigner?

wrong……

That fox fairy Quan Gongsi had been away from home for the past few years, and outsiders should have known about his evil nature. How come he didn't hesitate at all when swearing?

The assistant frowned and thought, but soon gave up decisively.

It was a good thing that she swore without hesitation. Didn't it represent her determination to keep the secret?

The frown relaxed, and the assistant said, "What we have to do next is very simple, that is to defeat the beautiful girl idol Bao Cai who has occupied the living space of her peers in the industry. Do you know this idol?"

"I've heard of it, but I don't know the details..."

"I have a document and a plan here. Remember! After you memorize the plan, you must burn it. Don't leave any handles or evidence. If something goes wrong, this move may save you."

The assistant reminded quietly: "If you really want to preserve the evidence and avoid being framed, remember to find a secluded place to hide it, preferably a place that no one knows and cannot be seen by others..."

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"This is the agency's plan to defeat the idol Bao Cai. They want to create chaos and then divide Bao Cai's reputation."

Paimon handed over the plan he had just read through, and stared at the beautiful girl opposite him with a hidden gaze. He couldn't help but marvel in his heart.

If you hadn't read the information, who would have known that this beautiful girl was actually a monster from the abyss? And a strong and powerful mage-like monster from the abyss.

Inazuma really knows how to have fun, no wonder she could give birth to a fox like Sakurasai.

"Thank you very much for the information provided by Miss Paimon. There is no doubt that this is an obvious and despicable plan. Now the cabbage is in danger because of this plan. We must think of a way to crack it."

With his hands on his chin and a white light flashing on the transparent lenses, Kuroda asked in a calm voice, "I wonder if Miss Paimon is willing to lend us a hand? We will offer three times the compensation of the other firm."

"..."

"Three times!" Ara Taki Ichito, who was secretly observing Bao Cai who often worked with Miss Hina, suddenly exclaimed, "The compensation provided by that agency was an unimaginable price before, and you can actually offer three times as much?"

With these Moras, the Arakaki faction can not only survive the financially tight period, but also each person can grill a piece of meat, a steak as big as a fist, in the coming period of time!

"This is not surprising. Yaedo is not short of Mora. This is undoubtedly a good deal."

Paimon noticed the key point: "What is your relationship with the Eightfold Son of God?"

Kuroda glanced at Paimon and said, "Editor-in-Chief Yae is the boss of Yae-do. It was she who founded Yae-do and led it to glory. She is also the most intelligent and beautiful fox fairy in all of Inazuma."

In fact, because distance creates beauty, I support Fox Fairy Quan Gongji more. But there is no other way. According to Yaedo's rules, I have to support Fox Fairy Gongji openly.

The editor-in-chief has the final say in Yaedo!

With his eyes rolling like a fox, Paimon asked cunningly, "Tell me, if I know your boss, can I get a little more Mora?"

Kuroda was slightly surprised:

"Ms. Paimon, do you want to help for free? You are worthy of being Editor-in-Chief Yae's friend. It is her great honor to have a friend like you. On behalf of the Editor-in-Chief, I would like to thank you for making friends with the Editor-in-Chief..."

"Three times is three times! I'll let you give me more, but you can't give me less either!"