Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Traveler, do you know what lies ahead?"

After taking a stroll, Paimon, who was very excited, suddenly pounced on her. Ying quickly put her hand on her forehead to avoid collision. She stared at the sumo wrestlers on the field and replied perfunctorily:

"It must be something related to food, if you think you can fill your stomach..."

"It's not a delicacy! Is Paimon so delicious in your mind? ...Did you eat something just now?"

The tip of his small nose moved slightly, and the fragrant smell of sausage rushed into his nose, and Paimon's eyes suddenly became alert.

"Someone just came to sell hot dogs, and I left one for you."

He took out a tightly wrapped hot dog from his pocket and stuffed it into his pocket. Ying still stared at the sumo wrestlers on the field, frowning and wondering how the owner of this sumo shop trained his dog to wrestle sumo.

"Thank you!"

She couldn't wait to tear open the package, opened her big mouth and took a bite. The perfect combination of soft bread, salty sausage and sauce satisfied her mouth for two or three seconds.

Paimon lowered her head and ate the hot dog. After she finished, she remembered the purpose of her return. She licked the sauce on her fingertips and said excitedly:

"Don't watch dog sumo here, there's something even more exciting outside! Do you know anything about beautiful girl idols? The most powerful beautiful girl idol in Teyvat, who also has the best character design, is holding a book signing outside right now!"

Ying was not distracted by the pretty idol. She leaned forward involuntarily as she watched the ferocious-looking corgi staring at her opponent with ill intent.

The traveler continued perfunctorily: "The so-called beautiful girl idols have no appeal to me now. They are worse than dog sumo wrestling... Be careful that he will put a sack on you and throw you outside at night."

"It's not like Yingsai has any possessiveness."

With his hands on his hips, Paimon angrily retorted, grabbing the traveler's clothes and admonishing:

"Do you know how inspiring the experience of that beautiful idol girl is? She was clearly a captive, and was clearly forced to wear a skirt to debut as an idol, but she gradually fell in love with this profession during her career, and worked hard to learn and improve her professional skills..."

"Although he seems to have a hobby of stealing stage props, this does not prevent him from creating many idol songs for many years!"

Ying's pupils moved.

"Did you just say him?"

In addition to Liyue language, the pronunciations of "he" and "she" in other languages ​​are not the same. The pronunciations of Teyvat's common language are even more different. Even if you are not paying attention, you can still hear the difference.

Seeing that the travelers' attention had been diverted from the dog sumo, Paimon couldn't help but proudly put his hands on his hips and snorted with laughter:

"Of course, traveler, you don't know yet, right? That beautiful girl idol was a man before! ... But I don't know if he is still a man now, but I think he should still be a man, right?"

After all, considering the personality of this beautiful girl idol leader, it is not surprising to arrange a surgery for her one day.

However, can the gender of the abyss monster be changed through surgery?

"We have to watch this now." Ying stood up straight and led Paimeng out while asking, "Tell me in detail about that beautiful girl idol. I want to know all his information within three minutes."

"This is so simple, Paimon can recite it by heart."

With his chest puffed out proudly, Paimon introduced fluently:

"This beautiful idol girl's name is Bao Cai. Of course, this is his stage name after his debut. His original name is Yuan Shang, and his ancestral home is the Abyss. He used to be the right-hand man of the prince of the Abyss Cult. This is questionable, and he might be bragging."

"So the Abyss Cult almost went bankrupt under the management of the old man, and Fuchigami, as his right-hand man, decided to debut as an idol to earn Mora to help the old man continue to run the Abyss Cult? What an inspiring story!"

Ying exclaimed: "I didn't expect that there would be such a self-sacrificing hero around Stupid Brother. No wonder with his management level, the Abyss Cult can survive until now and the people inside have not starved to death."

Perhaps this idol’s slogan when he debuted was - "Debut as an idol and save the Abyss Cult!"

"The Abyss Cult is calling for war and killing in Teyvat, how can they operate normally? Funagami was actually a prisoner of the Abyss Cult who was accidentally captured by Sakurasai. He was hanging in front of the castle tower at the time, hoping to lure the brother in the traveler."

"But the result is obvious..."

Paimon spread his hands and said, "Not to mention catching the brother among the travelers, we didn't even catch an ordinary abyss mage. Later, it happened that Zhidong and Inazuma reestablished diplomatic relations and held a super grand festival."

"It is said that at that time, Yingzai felt that it was too much to keep someone there to eat and drink for free, and he happened to know the term "idol" from someone, so he wanted to train him to be an idol."

"Not a surprising thought...but did Sakurasai really give him anything to eat?"

"If the northwest wind counts."

Once you are a member of the Abyss Cult, you will be a member of the Abyss Cult for life. Abyss tutorials like yours will cost money even if you drink northwest wind in Inazuma!

Paimon continued:

"At first, we wanted him to wear a skirt and debut as an idol in his original appearance, and that worked for a while, but later Fuchigami felt that this would only attract some perverted fans, so he changed into a beautiful girl to attract some real fans.

"There are indeed real fans, but the proportion of perverts has increased instead of decreased. People who simply like the appearance of the Abyss Church are a minority after all, but those who like the contrast between the Abyss Church and the beautiful girl are not a minority!" Paimon crossed his arms and talked freely:

"Bao Cai climbed to the top step by step, step by step! He became the pinnacle of idols, the number one idol. Anyone who came and saw him had to call him senior... Wait! It was only a short delay, why is the line so long?"

"It's normal. If the team wasn't so long, I wouldn't agree with him being the number one idol in Teyvat." Ying crossed her arms and said calmly.

"… Paimon was clearly thinking about having a good talk with Bao Cai when there were few people around. As an idol who focuses on work, how could Bao Cai let so many fans wait too long?"

"I didn't expect you like this idol so much, Paimon."

"Could it be that in your heart, Traveler, Paimon only likes food? Humph~ I, little Paimon, also have other life and entertainment activities, but food only takes up a little more space in front of you."

Paimon obediently lined up at the end of the line. He stood on tiptoe to look forward and couldn't help sighing, "How long will it take to get to this point? I don't know if there are people waiting in line for others ahead of me, but I don't think there will be..."

"Even if there are any, they have all been snatched away!" Paimeng staggered, dejected.

Holding Paimeng to prevent her from falling headfirst, Ying took out a stool and stood on it, looking forward for a while. She was a little surprised: "This cabbage does look like a beautiful girl, so why is there only one idol like this?"

Obviously, the Abyss Beautiful Girls idol group is more attractive.

"One idol like this is a disaster! Two of them are simply destructive to the idol industry!"

The tall figure standing in front of Paimon couldn't help but turn around and retort:

"It is precisely because of the existence of Bao Cai that Ms. Hina is a little idol that no one cares about... Damn it! Ms. Hina's professional ability is obviously better than hers, and she understands people's hearts better!"

Fans of the unknown idol, Ms. Hina, bit their handkerchiefs and burst into tears:

"How can Baocai, an idol who was born as a monster, understand people's hearts? He will always comfort people with just a few words, but what about Ms. Hina? She always grasps the key points of the problem, gives the answer in a gentle voice, and tells us how to solve it..."

"Are these fans of the rival idol coming to cause trouble?" Ying asked in a low voice.

Paimon muttered, "It shouldn't be a rival. I haven't even heard of Ms. Hina's name. She should be an unknown idol. A small idol like her is not qualified to be Bao Cai's rival! It's probably a small idol fan who is jealous of Bao Cai."

"How can you not know Ms. Hina? She is now Inazuma's idol second only to this cabbage!"

"This is normal. Compared with other idols, the number of Inazuma Baocai's fans is far greater than that of other idols. Under his glory, other idols will always be unknown little idols, not even as good as a finger of Baocai."