Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Chew chew chew——

“I didn’t expect the rice in my bowl to be so bland.”

Jiuqi Xing chewed the rice in her mouth carefully, tasting every grain of rice. She was a little surprised: "When I woke up in a daze, I saw A-nin squeezing bitter melon juice in the kitchen. I thought it was going to be added to the food."

This guess is not impossible to achieve. Although Jiuqi Xing is extremely reluctant to admit it, the fact that her sister and she are not on the same page is an unchangeable fact after all. They became strangers who parted ways a long time ago.

All of this is to blame...

"Damned samurai Sakurasai!" Jiuqi Yuki said incoherently, snatching the target that the white-haired fox's chopsticks were about to fall on and taking two mouthfuls of rice angrily.

"Girls should be more elegant."

Mrs. Hisagi still cannot understand her eldest daughter's obsession with Yaemitsuji.

Logically speaking, she has seen Yaemiyaji's true nature over the years, and this childhood obsession should gradually fade away.

How come you become more energetic as you grow older?

Maybe the wrong thing was thrown away when she was born... Mrs. Jiuqi began to think about whether she should go outside the clinic to take a look. Maybe there are still some clues left after so many years.

"Mom! There is no other outsider here except this outsider."

"Be more elegant!"

"Oh~"

Jiuqi Xing was brutally suppressed, but her elegant way of eating did not hinder her angry gaze.

The stupid sister is hopeless. Jiuqi Shinobu picked up a meatball and chewed it expressionlessly, observing the white-haired fox sitting next to him calmly, and a little sadness could not help but appear in his eyes.

So elegant...

The attendant god Yingzai should not eat so slowly, not to mention that it has been five minutes since the meal was served, it is impossible that he has not even finished half a bowl of rice.

Such speed and progress were not at all to his liking.

Could it be that there really is a psychological problem?

He tightened the chopsticks in his hand, thinking of the two extra pots of rice cooked in the kitchen, and nervously picked up a piece of teriyaki chicken and placed it in the bowl held by the white-haired fox.

"Master Quan Gongsi, the chicken is cooked well today."

"Anin's cooking skills are trustworthy, very delicious..."

Jiuqi Xing raised his eyebrows proudly and reminded casually: "I did this!"

"It's like fish that has just been caught out of the sea and has not been processed. No wonder it smells a bit strange." Evaluations with strong subjective desires always vary from person to person. The servant god Yingsai swallowed the chicken with embarrassment. It was more difficult than chewing the general's meal.

"Gu...if my parents weren't around to watch over me..."

Looking at his parents who were also sitting on both sides, Hisahi Yuki lowered his head and chewed the rice in big mouthfuls.

"..."

The samurai Sakurasai poked at the rice in his bowl. He couldn't tell whether the idiot Axing was mocking him sarcastically or really complaining that he couldn't pounce on him and fight with him.

I have been with Yae Shinko for so many days, how come there is no smartness written down at all?

Looking at the performance of the samurai god Sakurasai, Kuki Shinobu became even more worried.

He didn't even take the opportunity to provoke his sister to pounce on him and wrestle with him? Is this reasonable? This is not reasonable at all!

She knew very well what her stupid sister was like. She could not stand any provocation, especially when the person provoking her was someone who had been her enemy since childhood. She would get angry at just a few words from him.

If the words had been sharper, the stupid sister would have rushed over and tried to strangle the samurai Sakurasai.

Jiuqi put down the bowl and chopsticks in silence, picked up a fox tail and pressed it gently, and asked in a gentle voice: "Are you really having psychological problems?"

"Ninja, you have never treated me so gently." Jiuqi Xing pursed his lips and glanced at him: "If he really has psychological problems, you can drag him to find Yae Gongji after dinner."

It seems that apart from the poor appetite, everything else is normal... Jiuqi Xing's face became more serious, and he tried to say lightly: "Lord Palace Master has great magical powers. A simple mental health issue must be easily solved and resolved."

What really went wrong?

"If that doesn't work, we can still try the exorcism ritual. Maybe some evil spirit has entered his body and caused him to have psychological problems. Otherwise, how could he have problems with his personality?"

"I think Yae Shinko will only add to my problems...but I do have a bit of an appetite right now."

The attendant Yingzhai put the bowl and chopsticks in his hands in place, took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, and sighed faintly: "After all, I still can't forget or ignore it. It seems that I still have to solve the psychological problem, otherwise I will have trouble sleeping and eating!"

The white-haired fox tilted its head and instantly fell into a quiet slumber.

By protecting his head from hitting the corner of the table in time, Kuki Shinobu successfully avoided the fate of the table that had accompanied the family for more than ten years falling today. After all, no matter how hard the table was, it could not withstand the hardness of the head of the samurai god Sakurasai.

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"You have to overwhelm him with your momentum. Otherwise, no matter how strong you are, you can't beat him."

Pinching the traveler's slender arm and looking at her face that was trying to remain calm, Yae Shinko spoke calmly: "You must show an unmatched momentum at the beginning and put him at a disadvantage."

"As the saying goes, one wrong step leads to another. I know Sakurazai best. No one in Teyvat knows him better than me! He would be happy to see your dejected look when you were defeated halfway, and he would not have stopped you from showing such momentum at the beginning."

"This is his pride, and also his contempt for you. You have to take advantage of this, slowly press him step by step, and then strike back in one go!"

"defeat him?"

"No, they are completely defeated." The expression on Yae Shinko's face was a little solemn. "I just touched your arm and suddenly found that your physical condition is not enough to support you to complete your plan step by step."

"..."

"What's the point of you saying all this? You might as well teach me how to defeat him quickly and efficiently!"

Yae Shinko pondered for a moment and said, "How about you punch him in the stomach next time you're alone? Since tricks don't work, use force to decide the outcome cleanly."

Hitting the stomach is a good idea. Yae Kamiko has always wondered if she could have changed Ying's mind if she had punched her in the stomach when she was still relatively normal. Anyway, she couldn't possibly hit him back, right?

After all, she is her most beloved little fox~

……

"boom--"

Although both parties were in spiritual form, the sound of fists hitting stomachs was extremely dull.

Baalzebub looked silently at the fist that was hitting his stomach, and stretched his naturally hanging palm forward, causing the second dull sound to follow closely.

I still remember that before she entered the Pure Land of One Heart, the Son of God's eyes kept lingering on her belly. Maybe he was planning something bad. I was ready to use some force at that time.

"Why did you hit me?"

"Why did you hit me?" Holding down Baalzebub's shoulders, the samurai Sakurasai covered his stomach and took a deep breath, answering the question with a question.

The forehead of the painful white fox was pressed against his shoulder. The furry fox ears were within reach. Baalzebub pinched them twice and said as a matter of course: "Because you hit me, I hit you."

Could this kid make his spirit body feel pain? Why does he look a little silly?

"So why did you hit me?" she asked again.

"Can't I fight?" the samurai Sakurasai asked again.

"...I don't know if you can fight. After all, you are just following the teachings of the Son of God."

What bad intentions could a young fox in his early twenties have? Baalzebub couldn't think of any reason why he would hit him. It couldn't be that he just wanted to hit him out of a sudden impulse, right?

The Fox Fairy Baichen is not abnormal to this extent...

At least not personally.

Then there was only one reason that prompted him to do this: the Son of God who had always been resentful towards her.

In order to avoid being hit by a knife and having all his hair exploded, the Son of God chose to deceive his descendants.

Just like the Huzhai Palace back then.

"What if I say it's not because of Yae Shinko?"

"Ah."

The Son of God said the same thing at the beginning. After all, the best instigation is always silent. It is normal that the young fox cannot discover the plan of the old fox.

Baalzebub asked, "Does your stomach still hurt?"

"I want to be quiet for a bit."

"Oh~"

ps: Katsina didn't work in the pool at all! Fortunately, Natasha comforted me. I like Marani the most! I wish you all the same, ten consecutive double golds!