Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Carrying the trust of friends, carrying the life of friends, bullying the expectations of friends!

Standing on that land, I promised my friend that no matter what the cost, Paimon would save her from the dire straits!

I don't want to let down my friends' trust, even if the heavy trust weighs on me and makes me feel suffocated, even if there are thousands of difficulties and obstacles on the road, even if there are countless temptations on the road, I will move forward in the end!

Leave it to me, Traveler! —— Paimon said before climbing out of the window.

And she actually did so...

She touched her empty pockets, which were not even a single Mora. She was in a hurry to go out, so she didn't even take a single golden little cutie with her. For the same reason, she also wore the wrong shoes, so there was no small cash vault in her shoes now.

Wiping the saliva from the corner of her mouth, Paimon took a deep breath, resolutely ignored yet another temptation, and floated forward for a while, but she was hindered by another temptation.

“It smells really good~”

The white mist wafting out of the bowl seemed to turn into a big hand that pinched the delicate little face and swung it back and forth. Paimon floated quietly for a while with his eyes closed, then soon opened his eyes in pain and prepared to leave.

However, the fried tofu that suddenly appeared in front of her interrupted her calculations.

The golden fried tofu in the pan was filled with the salty and fresh soup, with scattered oil particles floating on the surface and a few pieces of chopped green onions as embellishment. The tempting aroma pinched his nose and made her move closer.

"Are you going to treat Paimon to fried tofu?" The mascot's eyes widened, and a hint of surprise appeared on his little face.

"Ah~~"

"what--"

The fox narrowed his eyes slightly, watching the elf in front of him chewing the fried tofu happily with his face in his hands. The depression of not sleeping all night seemed to disappear. Yae Shinko asked in a soft voice:

"What is Paimon planning to do in such a hurry? Maybe I can help a little~"

"How do you know Paimon's name... Oh! You have fox ears too, so you must be the treacherous, cunning, stingy, mean-spirited, arrogant, conceited, and mediocre person that Sakurazai mentioned..."

Paimon, who had no idea that she had just given her name, suddenly realized something. She exclaimed, "There is nothing else to point out about you except your beautiful appearance, Yae-sama! You are really beautiful."

Paimeng took two steps back while sighing. She had been confused by the fried tofu so close to her and had not thought too much about it. Now that she had come to her senses, her brain was working quickly.

With his amazing wisdom, Paimon quickly realized that his current situation was not good.

Perhaps Sakurasai's evaluation is more or less mixed with some self-concepts, but it is still accurate to a certain extent. For example, this Yae Godchild is also a restless fox, and is just as bad.

Now I eat her fried tofu...

His pupils couldn't help but dilate, and Paimon began to subconsciously look for a way out, while thinking about how to beg for mercy if he couldn't escape.

Kneeling on one knee...

Or get down on your knees?

No, no, this is Inazuma. Bowing is more effective here than kneeling. Paimon should beg for mercy with a standard bow.

"As expected, the child will never change his bad habits of being petty, evil-minded, proud, conceited, vicious, always speaking ill of others behind their backs, and not knowing the value of a fox's tail."

Not getting angry at Paimon's comments, Yae Shinko let out a long sigh, picked up a noodle in the bowl with his chopsticks and shook it gently.

She watched the oil stars move with the noodles, was silent for a while, and then continued:

"But it is true that I set a bad example when he was young, so I bear some responsibility. If I had raised him at Naruto-Taisha Shrine openly, instead of pretending to be a mortal, crying for three years, and then tricking him into causing trouble for the general..."

This is not just a little bit of responsibility! Why can you take it for granted that you can trick a child into causing trouble for the gods? Or your own gods? ... Paimon felt that it was not too much for Sakurazai to have such a personality now.

"But like I said before, I only have a little responsibility. After all, I raised him in a village. It's not a remote village near the sea, so I am well-informed."

The shame on his face gradually faded, and the Eightfold Son of God commented sharply:

"After getting the news about someone's family from me, he didn't think of looking for someone to verify it. All he did all day was climb trees, fish with his tail, jump into puddles, leaf piles, snow pits, and roll around in mud pits. Afterwards, he even acted like a spoiled child and asked me to clean his fur..."

Obviously, Sakurazai trusts you, right? And even if a child has some bad intentions, it's not that bad. How could he have thought that you would lie? ... Paimon thinks it's natural for Sakurazai to have the personality he has now.

This Eightfold Son of God can only fight evil with evil!

"As long as he hears a little bit of information while playing, he will know that a general will not steal a chef's recipe. The probability of a general stealing a recipe is as low as the probability that you, Paimon, did not steal my fried tofu just now."

"That's true... something seems a little off!" Paimon, who had just agreed, suddenly became alert, "Did you say something wrong? It should be "The probability that General Raiden will steal the recipe is the same as the probability that Paimon will steal your fried tofu." "

"'Yes' and 'No' cannot be used carelessly! Very bad consequences will occur if the two words are replaced. I think the store owner should understand this, right?" The cunning vixen finally showed his true colors, and Paimon tried to find external help.

The fox ramen chef, whose wife is a retired shrine maiden from Narujin Taisha Shrine, remained unmoved and lowered his head to stir the sauce in the iron pot.

Being experienced, he brought two cotton balls with him the moment Paimon arrived. There were some things he couldn't bear to hear, such as the sudden quarrel between Yae Gongshi and Shishin Quan Gongshi while they were eating.

At that time, the fine traditions of the seven countries were perfectly demonstrated. Just by understanding the Inazuma language, one could understand what the other six countries were saying.

If I go home like that, I will toss and turn in bed and then be forced to deal with my wife.

The shrine maidens of Narujin Taisha Shrine are indeed beautiful, but they also know more spells than those of other shrines. Spells like restoring the victim's vitality after exorcism are basic skills.

Yae Shenzi sighed and said, "Actually, it's not a big mistake to steal my fried tofu. You don't have any weapons in your hands, so it can't be considered robbery. At most, it's stealing other people's things without permission."

"Instead of quibbling here, it's better to just admit your mistake decisively. This way the punishment will be less." Yae Shinko suggested in a friendly manner.

"No! Do you know what Paimon is carrying? Now Paimon has to go find Sakurasai, and there can't be any delay, and Paimon didn't steal it!"

No wonder Yingzai is so good at talking nonsense, it turns out that you, as the elder, are setting an example!

Yae Shinko became interested: "You are looking for that kid for something, right? Why don't I help you? I can do what he can do. After all, that kid has learned a lot from me."

"It's useless even if you learn more. I've asked around and General Raiden treats you and Sakurasai very differently..."

"No wonder those guys were blocking the door of the castle tower. It turned out that the general ran outside, and the kid didn't open the door. Those guys could only squat outside with grievance." Yae Shinko's eyes lit up.

"Lead the way, little Paimon, so I can meet the general who is not here on official business."

It would be even better if someone else took action after this... Yae Shenzi smiled and said, "Now she must be looking gloomy because she can't find a topic to talk about. She is staring blankly at the wall, looking stupid and foolish."

"If I don't rush over to help the general find a topic to talk about, she might lie down and cry and roll around. Such a general is too pitiful!"

"…You have to find it yourself. Paimon won't take you!"

It was obvious that Yaejinko would cause trouble, so the smart little Paimon would not take her with her. She remembered her goal when she came out: "I want to find Yingsai. Only in this way can I rescue the suffering travelers."

"I understand your traveler's fear when he saw the general after he stole my little white fox, but don't worry, the general only knows how to fight and kill, but she won't fight and kill without reason."

"...At least I'll find a reason."

"Did you just say that General Lei Dian would make up excuses? If the top beam is not straight, the bottom beam will be crooked!"

"I was just slandering the general, don't believe it so easily!"