Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Beautiful lady."

"My dear sir, what is the matter?"

"I want to know why you are walking alone in this long dark night. You are so beautiful that you could easily be in danger."

"So you are here to protect me? You are such a reliable person."

"No~"

A deep voice sounded in a low voice: "I am here to teach you a lesson. It is not my job to be a flower protector. At least I don't want to protect a five-hundred-year-old flower like you who only looks delicate."

"You're a sharp-tongued brat who doesn't protect your elders." The smile in the corner of his eyes cooled a little, and Yae Shinto slowly paced forward, pinching the soft collar with his slender fingertips, and leaning forward to sniff.

"You drank a lot of wine, but unfortunately your brain didn't become confused because of this, otherwise you would rush over to me and hug my waist and act coquettishly right now."

The fox cub raised doesn't get close to his elders, at least not to himself, a conscientious elder. Yae Shenzi frowned slightly with worry and sighed, "Why did I raise you into a white-eyed fox?"

"I think I'm drunk." Wearing a standard knitted robber's hood on his head, the samurai Yingzhai shook his pinched and rubbed fox ears in dissatisfaction and said, "I think there is a possibility that I will vomit on you, don't get so close to me."

"It would be great if you said this out of shyness. It would be even better if you didn't confuse right and wrong. It was you who pretended to be a robber and stopped me first, okay?"

"It was you who stood here first and blocked my way home, okay?"

"The castle tower is not in this direction."

"Home is where my family is. I have more than one family and I have many homes. I drank so much and it's so dark now. Alechino must be worried about me. I have to go back and tell them I'm safe."

"What about me?" Yae Shinko looked at Ying, who was wearing Paimon, with interest. "I am also your family member. Why don't you come to me to let me know you are safe? Why don't you come to my place to rest?"

"I have kept the little bed you slept in when you were a child. It is full of bells and rattles. Didn't you love chasing the bells? You were so innocent back then."

There was a glimmer of light in Ying's eyes.

"Yingzhai, this is your fault. You can't ignore your family. Look how worried this beautiful fox fairy is about you. How sad will she be if you don't tell her you're safe?"

"Yes, yes, I'm very sad." Yae Shinko smiled and agreed, "It's just like when I saw you jump up high and fall headfirst into the snow. At that time, your little head hit the rocks inside, but you insisted that you were fine."

She complained, "I wanted to apply medicine on you but you hid from me. I asked you how you were but you refused to answer. I was so worried that I couldn't even eat dinner."

Thinking about the possibility of putting fleas in Yae Shinko's fox ears, the attendant god Yingsai asked faintly, "Why don't you first answer why a stone appeared in the snow pile I piled up?"

"Why don't you answer Ying again, why did I, who was once simple, become who I am now? I still remember that time I was fooled by you into thinking that the general was a bad guy who stood at the pinnacle of culinary skills and would not allow others to encroach on his power." The white-haired fox shook its tail.

"But the general is indeed at the pinnacle of culinary skills."

Yae Shenzi avoided the main point and said with emotion: "I didn't expect that after not seeing you for so long, you have grown into such a big man. You look tall and strong, and your appearance is not bad, only inferior to me. No wonder you can trick the old traveler next to you into eating tender grass."

"No, do I really look like an old guy?" Ying raised her finger and poked the delicate face, doubting her life.

Paimon rolled his eyes: "People with more experience can tell the age of a person's heart."

"Then I should be 16."

Pretending to be young with such self-righteousness, it seems that the habits of the next generation of White City foxes will be better than those of the old ones... Yae Shenzi complained in a suppressed voice: "But there is just one bad thing, what should I call her when she is so old?"

"When I think about being called Sister Shenzi by someone who is hundreds or even thousands of years older than me, I feel a little uncomfortable, as if I am already over a thousand years old."

Perhaps because he felt that his words were a little inappropriate, Yae Shinko looked for advantages and added, "But it's not without benefits. With her in front of me, I can more easily think of myself as the little fox I was back then."

"Like in front of Aunt Ganyu?"

"Of course, but now in the eyes of people who don't understand the actual situation, I have become the boss, which is a bit annoying, even though I can take advantage of this situation to bully Sister Ganyu." Yae Shinto was worried about the troubles of happiness.

She lied with a clear conscience: "If only this false situation could be avoided."

In order to prevent Yae Shinko from being entangled in such troubles, the attendant god Yingzhai thoughtfully took out a letter:

"I have a way to avoid this situation. Sister Ganyu is actually very beautiful and gentle. I, a child who was raised by bad elders, can't refuse her at all."

The fox's ears, which were shaking with excitement, paused for a moment, and Yae Godson suddenly felt something was wrong.

"I told Sister Ganyu that we would be good sisters for life. Don't be serious when calling her my good sister for life."

"You are a person who only thinks about yourself."

The attendant Yingzhai sighed and asked in confusion: "Why are you reacting so strongly to this matter? Shouldn't you be happy that you have a legitimate reason to bully Sister Ganyu in the future?"

If I hadn't brought Sister Ganyu, who I had deliberately gotten drunk, to the statue of the Rock God to swear brotherhood, this would indeed be a very happy thing... Yae Shenzi opened the envelope with slightly trembling fingertips.

She was young and energetic at that time, and maybe she had drunk a lot of wine. Anyway, she said a lot of things in a daze. In order to show her sincerity, she also mentioned a lot of bad ideas that she had thought of, and guaranteed that these were definitely not bad ideas.

One of those bad ideas fits the situation perfectly.

This sworn brotherhood was more useful than an ordinary contract. After all, he wanted the Rock King and the general to witness it.

After reading the contents of the letter in silence, Yae Shenzi changed the subject and asked, "When do you plan to meet the general? She has always missed you, but she has never missed me."

Even dolls are treated differently... But it doesn't matter. When Ying comes out, I will pull Ying away and let her enjoy my treatment.

"Let's see what happens tomorrow morning. Why don't you show some other reaction? Don't be so silent!"

"I think those annoying guys will arrange people to trouble you tomorrow morning. Your Eye of God is the best target. The general is too logical, which is a flaw. Go back and have a good rest. Don't act like a spoiled child for too long."

Yae Shinko remained silent about the contents of the letter and continued to change the subject:

"Although I don't think you'll act like a spoiled brat for too long. You have someone to restrain you. Alechino has a calm personality and won't let you go on like that."

"Why don't we go have a drink now! Have a drink, open up, and then talk about the letter. Your reaction didn't meet my expectations."

"Go home quickly and don't keep her waiting too long."

"Okay." The attendant god Yingzhai had no reason to refuse. He couldn't let Pepe wait any longer!

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"You looked like you had been waiting a long time?"

"It's been a long time. I didn't sleep all night." Rubbing the dark marks at the corners of his eyes, the white-haired fox looked at the energetic Alechino, with his fox ears drooping down: "When I went home last night, I thought you would be waiting for me."

"..."

Arlecchino, who went to bed early and got up early, pondered for a moment and turned to face the other side.

It is not easy to deal with such a resentful vixen, so it is better to avoid continuing the conversation with her.

"Pepe! I went out drinking last night! Aren't you worried that I'd get drunk and run away? There are many people in this world who have bad intentions towards me."

"..."

Alechino remained unmoved.

"You're not even going to give me a perfunctory response? It's almost dawn, and I won't pester you for too long. When I return here, I'm no longer the free and easy fox monster! Now I'm the Baichen Fox Fairy."

"I believe in your ability, and I also believe that you won't get drunk easily."

"Pepe, the power of belief is not infinite! Come up with a perfunctory excuse."

ps: I still couldn't help but play the Qingyi pool. After all, leaving aside the XP, Qingyi's breaking efficiency is indeed high. It's a pity that I only saved up 50 draws, and I don't know if I can draw it.