Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Toma, come and take a good look at these ten-thousand-year-old ginseng and thousand-year-old ganoderma. You said that Inazuma didn't have these herbs, so why did the Kandei Bugyo storehouse have them? Did you really put in the effort to entertain us?"

A hand was placed on his shoulder, and he was led to the front of these "ten thousand year old ginseng" and "thousand year old Ganoderma lucidum" with an irresistible attitude, pointing at these miraculous medicines and ordering him to observe carefully.

Thomas could not refuse the order from the attendant god Sakurasai. Not to mention that he had the order from the young master or young lady, even if he didn't have the courage to refuse. Didn't he see that Hisayuki Yuki, who had just woken up, didn't refuse either?

The attendant Yingzhai held these ordinary herbs in his hands and exclaimed: "The color is full and round, the touch is delicate, and it faintly reveals a little brilliance in the sun. These are also the best ginseng among the ten thousand year old ginseng!"

Watching the white-haired fox telling a description that had nothing to do with ginseng, Thomas Mingzhi did not choose to speak at the first time. Instead, he glanced at the reactions of the people around him, trying to learn some experience from them.

Jiuqi Xing crossed his arms and sneered, "You might as well dig out your eyes and send them to the general to give him a good shock. How can you tell that this is the finest jade... ten thousand year old ginseng?"

You definitely wanted to tell me the original name of this object just now! ... Thomas curled his lips, looking at Hisagi Yuki who was able to remain serious even though he almost let the cat out of the bag, and couldn't help but sigh at the quality of the Narukami Taisha Shrine maidens.

No matter how innocent and kind a girl is, after being influenced by it for a week or two, she will turn into a witch who tells lies without blinking an eye. It is true that if the top beam is not straight, the bottom beam will be crooked.

With someone like Yae Shinko able to talk nonsense and make people believe it, it would be difficult for those girls not to become like this.

Jiuqi Xing sneered and said sarcastically: "How do you know this is a good thing? Although I am not proficient in this area, I also know that ginseng with bright cracks like this is definitely not a good ginseng."

"You're so blind that you might as well not have it. It's just taking up space inside."

"This ginseng is indeed of poor quality, but it was recommended by the Yae Palace Master. The cracks on it are not a low-quality product that was sold in a hurry, but a testimony of the heavy historical charm."

Tong Qianli, the future owner of the warehouse, said with a gentle smile: "Its value itself is not expensive, but the story it carries is enough to make it worth a thousand gold. I think it is indeed a rare treasure."

Are you saying it's a treasure? Miss Tong, as the daughter of this family, how can you talk nonsense? ... Thomas was secretly shocked and felt that this look was a little familiar.

It looks exactly like Master Ayato who tricked him into eating something strange.

Are all noble children like this, or...

Thomas glanced at the attendant god Sakurasai secretly, and remembered that he seemed to have heard that this powerful minister led many people to play. Could it be that he was influenced by this?

"…Is this the treasure recommended by the Palace Master?"

Jiuqi Xing exclaimed, and couldn't help but sigh: "No wonder I saw this treasure shining as soon as I saw it. It turns out that it carries the witty recommendation of the palace manager and a moving story that makes people cry."

Tong Qianli looked around, held her delicate hands in front of her mouth and whispered, "That story actually has a funny ending."

"It's funny to cry, but it's still tears... Since you managed to figure out that this is the treasure recommended by the Palace Master, I'll reluctantly admit that you do have a good taste."

Jiuqi Yuki remained calm and explained righteously, as if she did not regard the story on the jade pendant as a sad story.

The attendant god Yingsai shook his head and exclaimed: "How come you still lick me like this after all these years? It was okay when I was a child, because I was too blind to see it, but what's wrong now? You are mine after all, and the Yae God has no intention of pretending to be innocent in front of you."

"Compared with you, Master Gongsi is the reincarnation of a celestial being. No! Master Gongsi is actually a fox fairy."

The fox and the fox are contrasted.

Hisagi Yuki is not a foolish person who only knows how to worship. When she was a child, she really couldn't see the true nature of Yae Shinko because of her poor eyesight. But when she grew up, because of the bad character of the attendant god Sakurasai, she selectively ignored the shortcomings of Yae Shinko.

As long as I selectively forget, Lord Palace Administrator will still be so majestic and sacred in my mind!

"Now that you say that, is it still my fault? I have spent all my efforts to correct your vision and pull you out of the quagmire, and this is how you look at me?"

"...Why don't you explain to me why the food and water I ate and drank at Narukami Taisha one day all tasted like wasabi?"

"This thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum is good."

The cold appearance seemed to be sparkling with a moving light. Mona's eyes were fixed on it. The conversation of others did not cause her to waver in the slightest. Her gaze seemed to want to dig a hole in it.

The attendant god Yingzhai also came forward to take a closer look, and suddenly exclaimed: "Could this be the high-precision astrological equipment that only ten units were released a few years ago? Even I couldn't buy it."

The reason why there are only ten units is that some of the parts require the operation of a master alchemist. Even if they want to continue selling them later, they will not be able to make a fortune from the astrologer.

"That's true." Mona nodded and swallowed her saliva. "The old woman didn't follow martial ethics and knocked out many of her colleagues before she bought one. Compared with other equipment, this astrological equipment is more than twice as efficient..."

"So why am I here? I remember it was originally released on Xumi... No, I shouldn't worry about why I'm here now..."

Grabbing the sleeve of the maid Sakurasai with two fingers, she pulled it in front of her face and wiped her saliva. Mona's lively eyes were gradually filled with sparkling watery light, and she was somewhat glad that she looked like a little waste now.

If not, how could she have seen the astrological equipment that astrologers dream of in Inazuma?

"In order to avoid being slaughtered by the old woman when I return, I'm afraid I have to stay outside for a while. I don't have many astrological instruments with me, which will affect the progress of the experiment. But if this thing exists..."

Her fingertips turned slightly white from the force, but after carefully estimating the Mora on her body, Mona's unspeakable excitement quietly subsided.

Her heart is as calm as water.

Her mind was like a lake.

There is nothing in Teyvat that can shake her now. Even in the face of life and death crisis, she can still remain calm.

Mona smiled faintly: "But these things are external objects. A true astrologer never needs the help of astrological equipment to study fate and the stars. Unfortunately, even the old woman doesn't understand this truth."

"By the way, I heard that the reason why this astrological equipment was able to malfunction was because of the operation of the alchemist master. Otherwise, it would still be just a conceptual fantasy on paper." Mona frowned.

"There aren't many alchemy masters in Teyvat, and most of them are scholars who prefer to remain anonymous... How about we have a contest in alchemy?"

How could the descendant of the witch admit defeat so easily? Mona did not agree with the outcome of losing the game without even using any moves and without the enemy recognizing her weakness.

She clenched her fists, her eyes flashing with rage. "For the sake of my...respected teacher, I will defeat you even if I have to temporarily put aside my studies in astrology and study alchemy, which is difficult to get started with."

Another person who is talking nonsense with a straight face, and he was talking about old women just now! I can't be the only one here who doesn't have this ability? ... Thomas frowned and thought.

As a local tyrant on an outlying island, he seemed a little too polite.

The attendant god Yingsai sighed with pity: "You can't beat me. I am a scholar of the Sulun School of the Jiaolingyuan."

"Given your dislike for walking around quietly, I guess you didn't attend many alchemy courses. What's more, you learned too many things and they were too diverse. You couldn't understand every one of them."

Mona said confidently: "Knowledge in other fields will also affect your alchemy field to some extent, so to be precise, we are all novices standing at the starting line. This competition is fair."

"I have thought of the competition items, which are replicas of the products of an alchemist master. I wonder if you have one? If not, you can buy one now, but don't count on me. You know, I'm penniless." Mona seemed nonchalant.