Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

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"I have a cold and a fever."

With his fingertips resting on Mona's wrist, the God of Samurai Sakurasai reached out and covered her forehead to carefully feel the heat of her skin. He couldn't help but mutter to himself, "It's so hot, I feel like I can fry an egg on your forehead."

She took the bag on the white fox's head, took out the hot croissant from it and took a bite. The soft and fragrant taste filled her mouth. Lying on the bed in the sick cabin, Mona shook her braids in disgust.

"Take your hand away. I just have a common cold and fever. I'm much better than you."

"I just have a common cold and a slight fever. Don't think my symptoms are serious. My normal temperature is just a little higher than yours, but it's still within the normal range."

The attendant Yingsai said dissatisfiedly: "My brain is much clearer than yours. You can't even do addition and subtraction within three digits now, but I can still speak nearly forty languages ​​fluently."

The white-haired fox, who had no problem, stood up, looked down at the wooden board under his feet, and suddenly asked, "How about letting the cold water soak you to cool you down? I think we can blast a hole here to let the sea water rush in."

This is obviously a very good idea, and there is a high probability that it will eliminate Mona's illness. The samurai god Yingsai has always been a fox who does what he says and is never vague about what he wants to do.

"and many more!"

Before Mona pounced on him in panic, the samurai Sakurasai threw the bomb on the ground, then thought for a moment between the two options of dodging and catching it, and finally chose to knock her back to the hospital bed.

Her current body was not able to support more flexible movements. Mona was a step slower and her braids seemed to explode. She struggled to stand up from the bed.

The white-haired fox held Mona's shoulders and made her lie back down.

"Don't worry, this folk remedy is very useful. When I was in Inazuma, some pirates sneaked in to buy medicine for a cold and fever. I recommended this remedy to them and it worked! They will never catch a cold or a fever again."

Gentle comfort was not enough to calm the fear in Mona's heart. At least she was a normal person now, and her brain was not confused by the fever. Of course, she understood what it meant to not catch a cold or have a fever.

If there were colds and fevers in the earth veins, merchants would have opened pharmacies there long ago.

"How much time is left until the explosion?"

Even though the white-furred fox had become stupid due to the fever and couldn't tell the difference between treatment and healing, he still had considerable strength, and it seemed that his body was not affected by the fever, so Mona gave up struggling.

She asked calmly, "Is there still time to write a suicide note?"

"I forgot how long I designed this bomb to take to explode, but I don't think I need to write a suicide note since it's made of paper after all."

"Oh……"

Mona nodded suddenly, "You are thoughtful, but your brain is still a little abnormal. What's the point of being thoughtful in this regard? It would be truly thoughtful if you were willing to let me go."

Leaning against a soft pillow, the astrologer looked a little lonely: "I didn't expect that I would die young. I'm not ready yet. But it's normal that I didn't expect it. Astrology can't predict itself."

"Unfortunately, I have always wanted to defeat the old woman in astrology, but now it seems that there is no chance, unless she and I happen to meet in the earth veins." Mona prayed devoutly, "Barbatos, the God of Wind, please bless us to meet."

As the child of the Fontaine couple who settled in Mond, Mona did not believe in Fukaros, even though she did not believe in Barbatos that much.

The attendant god Yingsai was slightly confused: "You seem very sad?"

Mona raised her eyebrows and looked cold: "Isn't this nonsense? There is a bomb right there, and you dropped it with your own hands. I am a fragile human being, and I am no match for you."

"It's not a harmful bomb."

It was exactly time for detonation, and a large amount of colored paper spread into the room along with the explosion. A little thunder and lightning fox came out from the tail, picked up the soft hammer that appeared along with the colored paper, rubbed its claws, and began to knock steadily and powerfully.

The samurai Yingsai was very proud: "I have already considered the possibility that the bomb may accidentally hit you, so I didn't use that outdated directional bomb."

"Your bomb isn't that new, is it?"

Mona breathed a sigh of relief without reminding the servant god Yingzhai that the little fox was actually using a soft hammer. "It looks like your prescription will take a long time to work. Why don't you lie back on your bed and take a nap?"

I'm going to try to smother you to death while you're sleeping!

As long as you exist, you will be a scourge to Teyvat.

After everything was revealed, Mona could no longer look at her fox friend with friendly eyes and thoughts. Perhaps only dead fox friends are good friends.

"Oh, it seems so."

After taking a look at the struggling little lightning fox, the samurai Sakurasai did not refute Mona's words. He lay back on his hospital bed, keeping his eyes open and trying to make himself fall asleep.

Mona said softly: "This is not the way to sleep. You have to close your eyes first, relax your mind, and don't think about anything."

She tried the pillow behind her to see if it was soft.

"Sleeping is a very dangerous thing, but it is something that every living thing has to do. All living things rely on sleep to replenish their energy, and so do you. Considering that you are so stupid now, I can give you some experience. If you feel a little suffocated next, don't open your eyes!"

Mona said in a horrified tone:

"That's because the sleep demon has noticed the miracle of your sleep and wants to absorb your energy. He is a special being that absorbs your energy through eye contact. You can't open your eyes. You must close them tightly and force yourself to sleep."

Can you absorb essence like me? … On the surface, the god of servitude, Yingsai, nodded obediently, but in his heart he was full of curiosity and wanted to compete with the sleep demon to see who could absorb essence faster.

Even if he fails, it's no big deal. He doesn't have much else but a lot of energy. No matter how big the sleep demon's appetite is, can he compare to Ying?

Seeing the white fox nodding obediently, Mona relaxed a little and asked caringly, "Do you need me to sing a lullaby for you? It sounds nice. I also want you to fall asleep quickly."

"Thank you."

Without rejecting his friend's kindness, the samurai Sakurasai thanked him sincerely.

"You're welcome."

She lifted the quilt and came to the bedside of the servant god Yingsai with the pillow behind her and sat down. She gently patted his chest with her hands and hummed a beautiful song, which was a very classic Mond lullaby.

Yawning, the attendant god Sakurasai closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

Without letting her guard down, Mona suppressed her impatience and waited patiently for a long time. Only when she felt a little sleepy did she stop humming, took out the pillow, and slowly and carefully placed it on the pillow.

Hehehe~~Who said that there can only be one duel between the descendants of the witch? This time, I will not only take revenge, but also get rid of the scourge like you for Teyvat, so that I can have a peaceful and comfortable time to recuperate!

Faintly aware of something slowly approaching, the samurai god Sakurasai's peaceful breath was disturbed for a moment, but it was unimportant because he had already reached out and grabbed the approaching sleep demon.

"Sandman! I want to compete with you!"

"What……"

Mona didn't finish her horrified words as she stared into the deep blue pupils so close to her, and her breathing suddenly became disordered.

The good news is that this guy knew his limits and didn't come too close, but he was a little too close.

The bad news is that she has no idea about the skill of absorbing energy through eye contact, so she has no way of competing with this guy and is being absorbed completely one-sidedly.

My waist suddenly felt a little sore——

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Ying narrowed her eyes: "Who should I scold now?"

Paimon touched his chin and said, "Paimon thinks you should scold Mona, Traveler. Sakurazai was still looking silly before we left. Even Paimon could easily trick him into looking for something under the bed!"

This was something that was simply impossible to do under normal circumstances, and Paimon felt an indescribable sense of satisfaction.

"That makes sense, but I need to pick a good time to break in. Mona is a little hesitant right now, which won't teach her a profound lesson."

Ying sneered and said, "I'm going to kick the door open when her eyes are sharp and she's determined."

Paimon was surprised: "Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to stop it in time? Travelers, you don't have that kind of habit, right?"

"Hmph~ There's a bit of distance. With my skills, I can definitely stop it in time."