Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"I know you, Sima Nanguan. You are a well-known figure in the martial arts world. I heard that you once went astray when you were young, but later you turned over a new leaf. You swore on Baojue's mouth that if you go astray again in the future, you will be stabbed three times and stabbed six times, or cut into pieces ten thousand times."

Master Keqing is kindhearted and could not bear to see these people suddenly die without legal trial, so she planned to give them some good advice: "Do you remember the oath you made? If you surrender now, you can get a quick death."

But Keqing always speaks her mind, even though she is giving advice now, considering the evil deeds of these people, they have no hope of survival. The only difference is the way they die.

Although torture like lingchi no longer exists, there are other death penalty methods, such as hanging, beheading, or the use of drugs, which is the lightest and least painful method in the past hundred years and is also the most commonly used method today.

"Keqing...Yuheng Star..."

The bright sword was stained with blood, and there was a cut on his arm. Sima Nanguan glared at him with a ferocious look on his face:

"You can kill me or chop me up as you please. The day I join the outlaws, I'm ready to become Prime Minister for nothing. But you can't tease me like this!"

"..."

Glancing at the attendant Yingzhai who was standing behind Sima Nanguan and looking at his shoulder with the sharp blade of a sword, Keqing waved her hand to disperse the phantom that remained on her shoulder and said apologetically:

"I'm sorry, I didn't expect him to attack suddenly, and I didn't expect you to fall before I finished speaking. After all, you are a well-known martial arts figure, and I thought you could hold on for a while."

Kicking away the escort who was lying wailing at his feet, the bandit leader realized that something was wrong.

In order to allow the wives and children of his fallen men to receive compensation in the future, this great philanthropist in the industry quietly moved back, protected his men in front of him, and wiped off the makeup on the scar at the base of his ear and the black mole at the corner of his mouth.

"I'm sorry too. I didn't expect you to be so fragile. The bones in your legs were shattered into pieces after just two light kicks."

The attendant god Yingzhai frowned, and patted Sima Nanguan's shoulder heavily with the sword blade instead of his palm. His eyes moved excitedly over him, and he was thinking in his heart how to make three cuts and six holes, and then ten thousand pieces of slow slicing.

As the people of the God of Contract, how can we avoid bearing the consequences of violating the contract?

It is only natural to help him fulfill the consequences of the contract, and not even the Seven Stars of Liyue can stop it!

"To express my apology, do you want me to secretly take you away later?" The fox tail that didn't match the scholar's clothes on his body curled up, glanced at Keqing who had moved her eyes away and no longer paid attention to this place, the servant Yingzhai lowered his head and sprinkled some salt water, and whispered:

"Don't worry that I won't keep my promise. I do have a good relationship with Aqing, but that doesn't mean I need to abide by the laws of Liyue. In fact, I don't even follow the laws of my hometown. This kind of thing is nothing to me~"

With two "swish" sounds, the sword that was stuck in his shoulder seemed to touch the bone, and the whites of his eyes were covered with red blood. Even under the severe pain, Sima Nanguan still did not believe the words of the servant god Yingzhai.

How could such a notorious guy be so kind?

but……

"I think everyone's bones are as fragile as mine. If you don't believe me, go and try it."

As the saying goes, even if you die, you must have someone to take the blame for you. Sima Nanguan didn't want to see his collaborator go unpunished, not to mention that he was also responsible for his current situation.

If the bandit leader had not been treacherous and had not kidnapped several wealthy families immediately after the death of the Emperor of Liyue Port, and then sat in his lair waiting for the arrival of the Justice Escort Team to eradicate evil, and then surrendered and accepted death, how could he have ended up like this?

"I don't believe what you said. I think other people's bones are quite hard, at least much harder than the bones in your legs that break at the touch..."

"Ka~~"

Another sound of bones breaking was heard. The attendant Yingzhai looked up and saw Seno swinging his spear to break a man's leg bone. He exclaimed in amazement: "Seno's fighting style is much bloodier, with a stronger taste of the desert."

But this is normal. After leaving the House of the Decrees, Seno is no longer facing scholars who have committed crimes. Those vicious guys are not like the scholars who would lie weakly on the ground after a slight touch on their stomachs.

There was more than one person whose bones were broken just now. To be precise, the sound of the broken bones just now had nothing to do with the broken leg bones of the bandit in the distance.

It seemed that there was no intact part of the bones in his right hand from the shoulder to the fingertips. He bit his lips tightly with his teeth, and a trace of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth. Sima Nanguan's voice trembled: "What should I pay for you to break that guy's bones..."

I must not let go the culprit who caused my current situation, absolutely!

The servant god Yingzhai's fox ears twitched upwards, and he spoke subconsciously: "Three cuts and six holes, ten thousand pieces of slow slicing! As long as you sign a contract with me and guarantee that you voluntarily accept this way of death, then I will help you break his bones."

He said excitedly: "This is not a difficult thing. The bodies of you humans who are insignificant to me are indeed a little fragile to me. I only need to touch it lightly like this..."

click -

"what--"

"Ah! Seno broke another person's bone."

The attendant god Yingsai looked up again and waved his hand, saying, "Don't be so cruel. How about just smear your neck?"

"That's even worse." Senowan rejected his proposal.

The bones in both arms were like rotten mud, and it seemed that the mighty man could no longer command his arms to do what he wanted. Sima Nanguan gritted his teeth in hatred, but could not utter a word because of the fainting pain.

The samurai Yingsai wagged his tail and said, "I tell you, by default you mean you agree. No, no, maybe you are just simply thinking whether the deal is worthwhile or not."

"Alas, you and I are about to open our hearts to each other and become friends for life and death. How could I possibly conclude an unprofitable deal with you? But you can't just keep silent all the time. How about this! I'll give you two minutes. If you still don't say anything after two minutes, I'll take it as your consent."

"..."

Beads of sweat the size of beans kept flowing down his pale face, his nostrils trembled violently, and listening to the monsters behind him counting sixty seconds of two minutes in ten seconds, Sima Nanguan's waist, which was barely held straight, softened and he fainted on the ground.

"You are such a good person. Not only did you acquiesce to my unreasonable transaction, but you were so happy that you fainted after the transaction. It must be because you helped a poor person like me."

The attendant Yingzhai gently took the strange-shaped stone and placed it under Sima Nanguan's head, and said with emotion: "If you hadn't helped me, how could you be so happy that you fainted?"

"Don't worry, I won't let you down. I will let you enjoy the three cuts and six holes, and the ten thousand slices of lingchi. Before your brain dies, before the resentment that you don't know about your kindness and unreasonableness dissipates, you will get an extreme feeling."

He took out a blank scroll, used a brush to dip into the "ink" on the ground and began to write quickly. Soon a fair and just contract was freshly produced. He helped the kind-hearted person who was so happy that he fainted to sign his name, and lightning flashed in the hands of the servant god Yingzhai.

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"Thank you for arranging the banquet as soon as I was released from prison."

The listless Tartaglia said sadly: "But should I call you Mr. Zhongli or Lord Geo?"

"The era of walking with the gods has long gone, and the Rock King Emperor no longer exists. Now I am just an ordinary mortal, a guest of the Hall of Rebirth... Wait a moment."

A contract scroll carrying his divine power burned here. Zhongli stopped talking, opened the contract, took a look at the scarlet words on it, and pondered for a moment.

This was undoubtedly an improper contract, as the two parties signed by the same person, but it was understandable that a person who had fainted from joy could not sign his name.

When faced with extenuating circumstances, Zhongli shouldn't be too particular. But isn't it a kind of injustice to pursue a fair contract too much?

"You will be granted permission."

The contract in his hand disappeared, and Zhongli said: "Just call me Zhongli, the Rock God has become a thing of the past."

"Haha~ I feel like I'm the only one among the entire executive team who doesn't know your identity. No! It's rare that you pay for my meal, I'm going to eat it back!"

"Please."

Zhongli raised his hand in greeting.

His elegance was like a purse that was being held by Walnut and was floating in the wind, although the latter was wondering why Zhongli didn't bring Mora when he was paying for the meal.