Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Do you know what's the most profitable business for a bandit? Betting out your fellow bandits!"

With a gentle tug of the hemp rope, the bandits who were tied together staggered out. Their umbrellas scraped against the ground. Ying held them with one hand and said meaningfully, "If you sell these guys to someone who needs them, you will not only get a good sum of money, but you won't have to leave a case like them."

"This is undoubtedly a very clever method. Not only can it suppress our peers and collect funds, but it can also prevent us from attracting the attention of the General Affairs Department before our village expands into a behemoth. By then... hehe~"

The idea that he came up with using his amazing wisdom was quite earth-shattering and would definitely surprise people. Ying said casually, "I can arrest any colleague I want. Even the General Affairs Department can't stop me. They still have to spend money to buy these people over."

As Mora, who was holding the bandits, approached, Jiaming was a little absent-minded: "But isn't this how the Adventurer's Association works? Spending money means issuing a commission, and the General Affairs Department will not stop adventurers from catching bandits."

"...It turns out that the Adventurer's Association is the biggest bandit leader. It seems that our plan needs to change. We should grow stronger than the Adventurer's Association, and then capture and sell them!"

"Good idea. We can do whatever we want then, and anyone who sees us will have to speak politely."

The Traveler and Paimon, who suddenly realized what was happening, were whispering to each other.

Jiaming pulled his eyes and put the Mora in his arms into the hands of the foreign boy in front of him: "Take a little, this is the Mora that our escort team can collect to buy. I don't know how many bandits I can buy from you."

Among them, there were several bandits who looked quite familiar to Jiaming. They seemed to often appear to stop their escort teams. Although they always fled in the end due to the disparity in strength, it was inevitable that their business would be affected if it happened too often.

What customer would like an escort agency to be targeted by bandits?

In fact, the solution is quite simple, just keep the person.

It just so happens that these guys are very good at escaping, and sometimes they can find a way out even when they are surrounded.

"No one else."

Jiaming took out a bag of Mora specifically for thanking us: "Thank you for your help. This time, the number of bandits targeting us is much greater than usual. It seems that they are no longer just harassing us."

Mora is the same, but the purpose is different.

Jiaming couldn't guarantee that he could carry out the escort mission well with so many people.

Ying raised her eyebrows and poked the bandit who had reported the information earlier with her umbrella: "Didn't you say that you often robbed the escort teams of this escort agency? Why did it sound like you were just harassing them before?"

"Ow—"

"If there are no valuables or rich people, they will only harass them. But the person they are escorting this time is quite wealthy. She wears a priceless jade on her hand without any care. I can't imagine how rich her family is!"

The tip of the umbrella pierced into the wound. The bandit grimaced, but was afraid that his loud voice would affect the mood of this moody demon, so he had to hold it in, and said with trembling lips:

"And I didn't say before that the robbery could be successful. If the robbery fails, it's of course harassment!"

"Nonsense! I think you just want to instigate a fight between us and them, so you deliberately made the robbery sound so light."

Disdainfully sticking the tip of the umbrella into the dirt and wiping it, Ying smiled complacently: "It's just that you didn't expect that we are not as stupid as you. Only when we become strong can we have the capital to break the law. We will not do temporary business."

The traveler waved his hand and said, "Leave this guy with ulterior motives here. I want to make him regret his previous provocative thoughts and let him understand how to be a smart person in this world."

"What do you want to do? The guy who is still thinking of provoking me after suffering so many injuries is not an ordinary tough guy. We must be ruthless."

A light voice came to my ears, followed by the sound of several people falling to the ground. Ying said nonchalantly: "I have plenty of ways. Don't underestimate the wisdom of humans in harming their fellow men."

"This is indeed wisdom that should not be underestimated. It's a pity that your wisdom has no place to be used."

The fox's tail brushed across the traveler's face, and his bright eyes suddenly became sleepy. The attendant god Yingzhai shook off the strange beast that was biting his wrist, and caught the traveler who fell backwards with one hand.

"What a cute little fellow, but unfortunately, your bite was not strong enough, you almost scratched my skin~"

"Wenzai...let's go..."

His eyes were barely open, and the people and scenery in front of him became blurry. He could only see the movement of colors. The Eye of God emitted a faint light, and the scorching flame burned his waist. Jiaming tried hard to stay awake.

"You want to burn yourself just because you disagree with something? As a fragile human being, you should be more careful."

The pain in my waist suddenly turned into coolness, but unfortunately this coolness could not stimulate my drowsy consciousness.

The attendant god Yingzai patted Wenzai's little head gently, placed him next to his companion, then pinched the philtrum of the traveler who had just fainted and shook her, waking her up from her short deep sleep.

He was the first to ask: "Do you know what trouble you have caused?"

"Do you know what trouble you have gotten yourself into?"

Being interrupted made the traveler quite irritable. She glared and said angrily:

"You said you were going out on a date with Keqing, but you disappeared for a week. If I hadn't been out there, I would have gone looking for you a long time ago! Not only did you not apologize, but you even dared to disturb my sleep!"

"It takes time to travel."

He released the hand that was holding the traveler, took out the healing potion and sprinkled it on the traveler. The servant god Sakurasai took the opportunity to wrap up the three little ones with his tail and shook them, which was also the one who had knocked them out before.

Grasping Paimeng's waist with both hands and shaking him vigorously, Ying glanced at the strange rich lady approaching, sniffed her nose, and determined her true identity: "Good afternoon, Keqing."

"Is there something wrong?" Keqing frowned, "How did you recognize it at the first sight?"

Yingyun said calmly, "It's just a hunch. Your outfit is no different. Your hair color and pupils have changed. You've also changed your makeup. Even the scent of your perfume has changed."

"She used to like pretty girls."

Ying kicked him unhappily, and casually stuffed the awakened Paimao into the hands of the servant god Yingzai:

"If it weren't for you, I would still like beautiful girls. Don't look at me, as a partner, I won't use such a rough method to wake you up."

"...As a companion, I believe that travelers will use rough methods."

Paimon expressed his trust in the traveler solemnly, and used his phantom limbs to fly up in a daze: "But what's the situation now? Yingzhai is here, and there's a strange girl..."

"It's Keqing!" After taking a closer look, the seemingly useless little mascot suddenly said in surprise: "I didn't expect to meet you here."

Keqing looked down and asked faintly, "Do you also have an intuition about beautiful girls?"

"I'm not a traveler, so where does this intuition come from? But I have a sharp nose, and I can smell your love for golden shrimp balls from you."

Paimon crossed his arms and said solemnly, "You smelled like this when we met before."

"..."

“Good skills.”

Keqing didn't quite understand why someone could smell a favorite scent, but she didn't delve into it too deeply. After all, Paimon, who could smell this scent, was not actually a human being, so it was normal for him to have some special abilities.

"It's handled well. When these thieves wake up, they won't think about being knocked down, and when these escorts wake up, they won't think about collecting money to buy the bandits. One will only remember that he succeeded in the robbery, and the other will only remember that he was successfully robbed."

"But we have to do a good job of this show. We have to leave scars on these escorts. We have to use the spies in the escort team! Our companions are seriously injured, and the other escorts have no time to protect them. The customers are snatched away in the chaos. This is simply too good to be true!"

"Do you need help?" Linnet pulled the sleeve of the God of Servant Yingsai, "You seem to be doing something very dangerous."

"What danger can there be with me? Kitty, just continue playing with the traveler."

"……good…"

The cat's ears were being rubbed, and the rookie among rookies had no way of saying no.