Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The next evening.

The evening breeze is gentle and the moonlight is rippling.

"Ugh--"

The delicate toes are pointed upwards, the toenails are smooth and neat, the soles of the feet are white with a hint of pink, the toes are arranged side by side like round jade stones, and the delicate skin seems to emit a warm jade-like glow.

Holding a book in his hand, he sighed, looked out the window, and then looked at Paimeng who was trying his best to take apart a toy beside him. Ying asked, "As the military advisor of the village, what's your plan?"

"How could anyone be so normal as to go up the mountain with you and rule it?" Lying on the soft sheets, crystal clear tears overflowed from the corners of his eyes, Paimon said lazily, "You might as well wait for Yingzhai."

"Anyway, he will definitely agree with your idea, add bricks and tiles to your plan, and then recruit a group of willing and unwilling children and grandchildren to occupy the mountain as the king, and then send them to the General Affairs Department a few days later."

"No, no, it's not fun to have children and grandchildren that I didn't find myself. And although those three kids look innocent, I know they are definitely not easy to deal with. They can completely adapt to the identity of bandits..."

Ying has an ability to judge people beyond the age of a 17-year-old girl. Her eyes seem to have been trained for thousands of years and can see what she wants to see at the first time.

For example, she saw that these three children were not content with what they were led to do. In their current situation, they were very eager for their own things and wanted to become the king of the mountain with her.

However, due to the presence of Alechino, they could only politely reject their rather tempting proposal.

"I really put a lot of thought into saving them from the fire and water!"

Ying shook her head and sighed with self-emotion. The light in her eyes moved and her thoughts became more solid and stable.

"I will never give up saving them just because of a few setbacks. I want to help them lead a free life, understand the meaning and love of life, and know how to smile truly."

"..."

"Alas, traveler..."

Sighing sadly, Paimon looked down at the educational toy in her hand with a confused look. She often worried that her ideas were too normal and out of tune with the travelers.

She placed the saliva-stained educational toy next to the traveler and said, "You need this toy to improve its quality more than I do."

Ying stepped aside in disdain, looking at him with contempt: "I don't need educational toys to improve my intelligence. In fact, you regretted buying it after you knew it was an educational toy, right?"

"No! Paimon has never regretted any expense that he has decided to make. It's just a toy for children. Paimon is also a child in terms of his size."

The mascot raised his voice and glared at him unyieldingly: "Just watch, Paimon only needs to use a little trick to unlock this thing. Do you want to make a bet?"

"I'm not interested in playing with children right now, and I'm not interested in making a bet with a hot-blooded child." Ying didn't want to accept Paimeng's invitation to bet. It was obvious that the little mascot's words just now were brainless.

She held the toy in her hand for six hours without any progress. She went to the kitchen and tried to chop it with a kitchen knife, but she was unable to dismantle it due to her lack of strength.

If I take her words seriously and bet on them, I guess I'll hum in my sleep again.

Ying comforted her perfunctorily: "I suddenly want to have a midnight snack, do you want me to bring some for you?"

"I just brushed my teeth, is that bad?" He moistened his lips with the tip of his tongue. Although the traveler's comfort was forced, Paimon was comforted without surprise.

"Just brush your teeth once after eating. There is no rule that you can only brush your teeth twice a day. Some people brush their teeth every time after eating."

Avoiding the educational toys that Paimon had placed in the center of the bed, Ying tiptoed under the bed and found the slippers. Carrying Paimon's expectations, she went down the stairs to the kitchen where the lights were still on.

"...Why are all these ingredients unprocessed?"

Glancing at the maid Yingzai who was putting noodle soup into his mouth with chopsticks at the dining table in the living room, Ying closed the cabinet, walked over to him in slippers, sat down, and kicked her toes forward.

"Where have you been these past two days? Liyue Harbor is calm and peaceful, and there is no sign of you at all."

Travelers have always been puzzled by this.

If the servant god Yingzhai were to run wild outside, then Liyue Harbor would definitely not be safe and sound. Not to mention war and chaos, it would be a mess.

"Ying~"

Tears welled up in the azure eyes, and the fox tail curled towards him in a flattering way. The white-haired fox looked pitiful and aggrieved: "I feel like I've been deceived. Alechino is so abominable!"

"When you need me, you whisper to me softly, bite my ear to comfort me, and call me baby baby. When you don't need me, you run away faster than anyone else. You cook two bowls of noodles, eat them yourself, and then run away."

The fox tail that had just been washed still had a little moisture to the touch. He pinched the tip of the tail and shook it. Ying said indifferently, "First, tell me where you went to play these two days?"

"I didn't go anywhere to play. I met Alechino when I was four years old. When I was nine, she made a fake play with me. We have been together for eleven years. What have we not played and seen?"

"So for the past two days, Alechino has been coaxing me to stay in my room and not letting me go out to play, and only just now did he dare to let me out." The servant god Yingsai bit his chopsticks and gave a meaningful look.

Ying curled her lips: "I don't believe that someone can really trick you into staying in the room for two days just by talking. You must have had this idea yourself. I really don't know what you were doing in the room for two days and two nights..."

Because it was night and her lazy brain suddenly started to work cleverly, Ying's lively eyes gradually became dull, she stood up silently and went upstairs, then came back and sat down silently again.

"It's not what I thought, is it? Arlecino looks quite normal."

"Not everyone is as inexperienced as you, dear~"

The attendant god Yingsai smiled and said, "In fact, it may be because of the different levels of physical strength. My dear, don't feel too guilty."

"…You idiotic fox!"

After hitting the god-servant Yingzai's head viciously, Ying said gloomily, "What's there to be proud of about this? You vixen."

The white-furred fox nodded in agreement, "Yes, yes, I am a scumbag fox, I'm sorry dear."

Ying's slender and beautiful eyebrows wrinkled, and she suddenly became alert: "You admit your mistake so decisively? You must have some ulterior motive!"

"Hey hey hey~"

The attendant Yingzhai came forward and rubbed Ying's delicate cheek, and said carefully and flatteringly: "Dear, can you make me something to eat? You also know that I can't touch anything related to the kitchen. This is a causal skill."

"How is it possible that someone who cooks normally would make a pool of inedible poison?" Ying has always believed that this was done intentionally by the idiot fox, "And I can't possibly cook it for you."

"Have you forgotten what time it is now? It's your date with Alecino. How can an outsider like me interfere? So get out of here!"

Without any reluctance, she pushed the servant Sakurasai away, took out a cucumber and a tomato and planned to go back to deal with Paimon. Ying walked upstairs quickly in her slippers, and before returning to her own room, she took another look at Alechino's room.

"Do you really feel that your body is normal?"

"My body functions normally."

"...The idiot fox is lying down there crying for hunger. Let's go and save him." Ying pursed her lips. She suspected that Alechino was not actually a human. The dark marks on her hands were not something that a human could have.

Alecino sighed softly.

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"Pepe, I knew you wouldn't abandon me!"

"You said you weren't hungry."

The fox that jumped into her arms wagged its tail, wantonly propping up its fur on her nightgown, its eyes full of tears. Alechino coldly grabbed the back of his neck and placed him on a chair next to the dining table.

"I asked you if you were hungry."

"I was just being stubborn, Pepe, you can clearly see that."

"I can't tell." Arlechino opened the cupboard and took out some ingredients, "Because I don't know why you are being so stubborn."

"Because when you asked me if I was hungry, you added that I wasn't hungry. I thought I couldn't lose, so I also said that I wasn't hungry." The samurai Sakurasai looked serious and solemn.

"Strange reasons as usual... Never mind, as long as you don't learn to cook from a book like you did last time."