Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Paimeng got to eat the pork chop rice as she wished, and two meals a day. Sitting in the detention room, looking at the sky outside through the window, she rubbed her stomach and began to think about whether to have a midnight snack.

Having midnight snacks is a good civilization, especially if you don’t have to prepare them yourself and don’t have to wash the dishes yourself.

"Pa~~"

Patting his cheek lightly, Paimeng cursed: "I am still hesitating in the face of such a good civilization? You are really a piece of shit... Come on, is there anyone? Can you prepare a midnight snack for Paimeng?"

"Paimon has no other requirements. I'm not picky about food. As long as it tastes good, it's fine. Even if I can only get two delicious steamed buns, Paimon doesn't care about the type of midnight snack. Paimon only cares whether it tastes good!"

He opened the detention room door, stuck his head out and shouted, Paimon's eyes were fixed on the end of the corridor, and he ignored the others who came to the detention room and wanted to push the door open.

"Ha~~"

Ying yawned, a few crystal tears hanging in the corners of her eyes. Looking at Paimon who was waiting for the midnight snack attentively, she buried her delicate cheek in the back of the servant god Yingsai and rubbed it hard.

"Let's go. The little mascot doesn't need us to pick her up. It seems that she is living well here. Let's go home now. We didn't get enough sleep last night, and we played crazy all day. We are really tired~"

She gently bit the tip of the fox's ear which was so close to her, and as her breath fell, she urged it vaguely, grinding her white teeth up and down. Ying began to miss the soft bed.

"Ah."

The fox's tail lifted the traveler and carried her on its back. The servant god Sakurasai looked at the fried skewers in his hands, dodged Paimon who was about to pounce on him and bite him when he saw the situation was not good, and swallowed it all with his mouth.

"Don't blame me, Paimon. You were the one pretending not to know us. As a good person who can play with children, I naturally have to follow your wishes and pretend not to know you."

The God of Attendants Sakurasai said as a matter of course:

"But I don't need you to thank me. It is an adult's natural responsibility to play with children. You don't need to pay extra. Of course, if you really want to thank me, that's fine."

"Considering that you are a mascot that can only eat, I don't need you to do anything extra. Just be my food taster. If you really don't want to taste my food, you can also be the food taster for the general..."

"You two damn bastards! One of you used a fake license to frame Paimon, and the other sneaked away when he saw that the situation was not good. You didn't even have the nerve to run away with Paimon. How dare you show up in front of Paimon now?"

The words that suddenly came to mind interrupted the dangerous thoughts in time.

He stomped his feet in mid-air, and his nonexistent phantom limbs seemed to strike the ground. Paimon gnashed his teeth like a beast and asked loudly, "The fireworks that suddenly lit up before were your trick, right?"

"Okay~ You guys are having fun outside, leaving Paimon to suffer in a detention room... Have you forgotten that it was you who insisted on bringing Paimon out before? I'm going to sue you for abandoning your friends and abusing Paimon!"

"Ying, I didn't expect Paimon wouldn't even want to do such a small thing. What's wrong with food tasting? I wonder how many people want to be the general's food taster."

Thinking of Kujo Sara, who was far away in Inazuma and was tricked by Yae Kamiko into becoming the Shogun's food taster, and who was defeated over and over again but never gave his evaluation in time, the attendant god Sakurasai looked a little regretful and sighed.

He didn't care about Paimon's failure to recognize his talent. After all, this little mascot had always been wandering in the wild before, so she naturally didn't understand how glorious the duties he assigned to her were.

How many people dream of not only having the chief priest of Narukami Taisha Shrine preside over the funeral after death, but also receiving white flowers from the Shogun?

Ying said in a soft and calming voice, "It's okay. Paimon is a disobedient mascot."

"You are turning the tables... Paimon is indeed a little disobedient."

The fried skewers that appeared before her were surrounded by pink paper like a bouquet. The warm aroma couldn't wait to penetrate into her nostrils and flow into her brain, pulling and kicking out the angry emotions.

Paimon chuckled twice and said, "I'll forgive you this time, but I won't do it again next time. You also have to be careful. Not everyone is as easy to talk to as Paimon and will forgive you."

The soft and juicy meat exploded with the aroma of pepper in his mouth. Paimon narrowed his eyes happily and said considerately, "You just watched the fireworks tonight. You must be very romantic now, right?"

"You don't need to do anything tonight. Paimon should go out and sleep by himself. I wonder if Aninjie would mind taking Paimon in."

Ying pondered for a while, and suddenly asked: "Paimon, do you mind sleeping outside the door for a night and acting as a witness? This time I want to prove my strength. Humph~ Let you see who is the one begging for mercy."

She was full of confidence tonight. You know, she had eaten a lot of nourishing ingredients when she ordered the fried skewers just now. Now she felt that she had endless strength in her limbs, and the white-haired fox under her could be easily suppressed.

"No way! Paimon just forgave you, and you're thinking of bullying Paimon?"

"I will pay you all the fines Mora."

"Don't prepare a particularly soft pillow for Paimon, otherwise he will fall asleep easily." Paimon said solemnly with a serious face:

"You have to remember, it's not that Paimon is blinded by money. After all, it's useless for Paimon to take the money. The main reason is that Paimon can't stand seeing you begging like this."

"Good, good, good, you are indeed Paimon, a man of great integrity!"

Ying clapped her hands and applauded Paimon.

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"I applaud you for your persistence." Without any help from the outside world, the traveler who was able to persist for two incense sticks this time impressed the attendant god Yingzai. Compared with before, he was completely transformed.

"Don't move, let me breathe in some Yang Qi."

She bit her soft and hot lips and took two deep breaths. A ray of hot yang energy rolled into her mouth, and her tired limbs were filled with some strength. Ying loosened the arms that were around her neck and moved her body so that the hot water did not reach her chin.

Her eyes were empty and dead. "How could I really be that bad? No! It must be because you, the idiot fox, are a vixen."

"It's written like this in the novels. A scholar who gets involved with a vixen will become emaciated and skinny in a few days... Will I become a shriveled beauty in a few days?"

The traveler tried to shirk the reason, saying that there was no way she could be that bad.

"Ying, it's you who's sucking my yang energy, okay?"

Picking up the towel and slowly wiping Ying's arm, the attendant Yingzhai sneered, "I don't know who was saying that we should use any means to exorcise demons, but then he grabbed my back and cried for mercy."

"It's all because you're a vixen, otherwise how could I be so fragile? Don't put the blame on me, you know why I'm so weak." Ying snorted in dissatisfaction:

"That is because I am still young in front of you and don't care about your stealing of my energy. If it were someone else, you would have been exorcised long ago!... Do you want to silence Paimon now?"

Ying suddenly thought of Paimon who was acting as a witness outside. This little mascot's mouth is not very tight~

"I wonder if the Traveler has finished yet?"

Lying on Jiuqi Shinobu's bed, Paimon yawned lazily and stretched. After persisting for a long time, she finally couldn't help but said:

"Ninja, you don't know, the Traveler is really a loser. Seeing her confident look, Paimon thought she had some secret weapon, but she surrendered in just two sticks of incense."

"Paimon was prepared to sleep outside for an hour, but he never thought that the traveler would be able to..."

Paimon didn't say the rest of the words, just shook his head meaningfully, looking like he understood what he meant.

Jiuqi Shinobu kindly suggested: "You should go out and hide for now. Maybe the traveler has already thought about keeping his mouth shut."

"There's nothing to worry about. It's still unclear whether the Traveler can move right now. Even if he comes in front of me, there's nothing to be afraid of. Paimon alone can take on two Travelers right now!"

Paimon smiled confidently: "I'll wait for her to come."

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"Don't move... Let me take a few more breaths of Yang Qi... I'm going to go out and seal it... Wait! You idiot fox, why do you only think about this kind of thing at this time..."

"That's the kind of thing I should be thinking about at times like this. I'm actually quite fond of travelers, but normally I can always control my emotions very well.