Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"..."

"very scary!"

It was a dinner that appeared to be warm and harmonious on the surface. The bright moonlight was hanging outside the window, and the orange light fell into the window. The uneven colors of light intertwined and reflected a different kind of beauty.

There were delicious dishes on the table, the hazy white mist was broken up, and the fragrant aroma spread along with the scattered white mist.

In such a warm situation, Paimon covered his ears and screamed carefully.

The horns of his head looked a little hideous, and the samurai Sakurasai chewed the raw meat in his mouth. The brightly colored ketchup dripped onto the corners of his mouth like sticky blood. There seemed to be a sinister and sneaky green light waving on half of his cheek, and a faint red light flickered in the depths of his azure pupils.

"What are you afraid of?"

A resentful voice echoed from somewhere, and the freezing cold seemed to corrode every limb. Paimon shivered, protesting loudly as if to drive away the ghost: "Of course I'm afraid of you!"

"Could it be that Paimon is afraid of the traveler sitting next to him and the strange Arecino? They are both pretty girls and not scary at all, so I must be afraid of the monster that eats raw meat!"

Paimon spoke wittily and once again hid back with his arms folded, as if he wanted to hide behind the aura of the Traveler and Arecino to let them protect him.

The attendant Yingzhai failed to seal the mouth and was hit by a hideous head. He patiently explained, "This is a famous dish that has been passed down in Fontaine for a long time, but a little ketchup is added to make it look like flesh and blood."

"But I wonder if famous dishes don't have the custom of turning on the lights when they are in use."

He turned off the lamp that was emitting a faint green light, put the boiling hot casserole on the table, poured the steaming carrot and pork ribs soup into it, took off his heavy gloves and put them on the chair, and touched his cold earlobe.

Jiuqi Shinobu sat down without changing his expression and politely said, "You can have some pork rib soup to whet your appetite before dinner. Paimon, here."

The thoughtful witch had no choice but to greet Paimon, who seemed to be imagining that she was in danger, and served her a bowl of radish and pork ribs soup, hoping that the hot broth could soothe her soul.

"What do you say about arranging the first date tomorrow for He He?"

Picking up the bread under the raw meat and taking a bite, the samurai Sakurasai asked rather abruptly, "I think this is a good arrangement, and there will be a special surprise during the date. This is what He He told me."

Ying showed her fangs and bit the ribs. The hard bones were easily broken into pieces, as if it was just a piece of soft pastry in her mouth. She smiled and said, "You bastard, be more subtle about it!"

"Whatever." Alechino said calmly. Apart from observing her occasionally, she would not interfere in the other feelings of the samurai Sakurasai. Anyway, this fox could not escape no matter what.

"Why did you accept it so easily? There's something wrong with this fox's brain for not accompanying the beautiful girl he just had a relationship with!"

Alechino said calmly: "In fact, I have always been the one who was at fault. Normally, I would be more tolerant."

"What can you do wrong..."

"She started when I was nine years old. Even though I'm only twenty years old now, I've actually been in love with her for more than ten years. Fortunately, I have a fickle personality and I can create some surprises from time to time."

The attendant god Yingsai puffed out his chest a little proudly, snorted and said, "If my personality was a little more dull, I would definitely not be able to get through this seven-year itch. After all, Arlecino is a bit silent."

Ying silently moved the chair to the side and smacked her lips in surprise: "You are not an ordinary beast. You are a brave man among braves for attacking this fox. And you attacked it when it was only nine years old..."

He shook his head without giving a more detailed evaluation, but the traveler's eyes were full of awe for this brave man who dared to break the law.

Now it seems that although there is a big age difference between her and the samurai Sakurasai, who is three or four years older than her, and it is a little awkward for her to talk about feelings, it is still better than the situation of Arlecino.

Alechino stirred the soup in the bowl with a spoon, ignoring the awe-inspiring look of the traveler. Instead, he chuckled and asked, "Who do you want to rest with tonight?"

"A-nin!"

"...Don't drag me into your game. Besides, sleeping all the time was a thing we did when we were kids. Now that we're grown up, we should be a little more careful." Qingmei and the heaven-fallen Jiuqi Shinobu coldly rejected the samurai Sakurasai.

Ying was amazed and suddenly found that Jiuqi Shinobu's attributes seemed very threatening. Now Qingmei was most likely a loser, but if the sky-drop was added, it would be a different story. It would be like killing gods, killing Buddhas, and even Paimon would be thrown away if he got in the way.

"Zaoyou... This kid has been resting in the cave of my tail. In a sense, it seems to make no difference whether I choose him or not."

The attendant god Yingzhai pondered for a while, and then an idea flashed in his mind.

"I choose the cute Paimon! I've heard from travelers that this little mascot snores when he sleeps, so I want to see it for myself."

"it is good."

“…I think this kind of tolerance is wrong.”

Unlike Alecino who agreed decisively, Ying frowned and said worriedly: "I don't want to look for Paimon in the stomach of an idiot fox the next morning. It's obviously a little dangerous to sleep with you."

"Even if you choose Mona, you can't choose Paimon. You can easily swallow the latter, but the former is not necessarily the case. As an astrologer, she seeks good fortune and avoids disaster... That's not right."

Ying suddenly stopped the topic.

She looked around the table silently, raised her chopsticks and silently counted the number of people, and suddenly asked in surprise: "When did Mona leave? How come I didn't know anything about it?"

"Did Miss Mona leave?" Jiuqi Shinobu was also a little surprised. "Hasn't she been studying astrology in her room? The three meals a day I put there are well taken care of."

Paimon was a little surprised: "Didn't Mona leave a long time ago? I ate the three meals a day there as snacks in my spare time. I thought it was A-nin who found ways to give me extra meals."

"Ninja is my personal shrine maiden, so she will only give me extra food, okay? But Mona should not have left. She is a polite person, and she would definitely not leave without informing others."

With the word "worry" written on the note on his forehead, the god of sama Sakurasai smiled calmly and said, "Maybe he just fell into the sewer when he was out and starved to death. Or maybe he didn't get the money for the manuscript this time, so he went to Fontaine to ask for an explanation."

"I think the former is more likely. After all, I didn't intercept the royalties for Mona. I'll go look for her later. After all, she needs to be buried in peace. I remember that her parents were from Fontaine who settled in Mond..."

The attendant god Yingzhai suddenly pondered, "Should we send it to Mondstadt or Fontaine? Or Mondstadt. The situation in Fontaine is not good. I think something will happen in the next two days. The body may disappear there."

"Please don't speculate based on the premise that Miss Mona is dead." Jiuqi Shinobu sighed softly, "Maybe she fell into a secret passage. I'll go look for her tonight. Don't worry about her diet. There is plenty of food and water."

"I think this possibility is not very high. Mona's divination skills are quite good, so it is impossible for her to get lost. In fact, it is more likely that she fell into the tunnel and hit her head on the wall or the ground."

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"I suddenly felt a chill. Is someone saying something bad about me?"

Raising her head from the novel astrological equipment, Mona took a bite of the dry bread beside her, then looked up at the dim sky outside the window. "By the way, where is the exit of this astrological secret realm?"

"I fell here in a daze, and I haven't said goodbye to the God of Servant Sakurasai yet. He must be wondering where I am now. Although that fox has a sinister mind, he is quite sincere to his friends."

Mona sighed and glanced at the diary that she had been studying for so long but could not come up with any result. "If I had known that the owner of the secret realm would not write it down beside the secret realm, I might as well have done the divination myself!"

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"Poor Mona."

Feeling that his guess was becoming more and more true, the attendant god Yingzhai picked up three incense sticks, bowed slightly towards the black and white photo on the wall, put his hands together, and clapped them lightly.

"Go back, I hope you can be happy in the distant earth veins. We will meet again eventually, but it may take thousands of years. There is no other way. Fox spirits are immortal."