Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

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"I'm here."

"Ying~"

Burying his head on the delicate white neck, his hands entangled around the slender and soft waist, holding the traveler in spiked light armor in his arms, the attendant Yingzhai cried and said, "You don't even know how your brother bullies you. He is really too much!"

"Look at my eyes. They're redder than Hong Wen's face after Grandma Liuyun failed to make the cooking machine. Even a ripe tomato is redder than that. Your brother's behavior is simply abuse! Domestic violence!"

The attendant god Yingzhai angrily rebuked:

"He is not only expressing his disapproval of the relationship between you and me, but also trying to sow discord between us. He wants me to vent my anger on you, who shares the same blood with him."

"...I have to admit that although I know you are two individuals, I still can't help but feel a little bit of resentment when I look at you, as if you were dripping mustard potion into my eyes."

After shaking the empty bottle without a drop of mustard potion, Ying held the face of the servant god Yingsai with both hands with a "snap" sound, leaned forward and touched the mustard potion at the corner of his eye with the tip of her tongue, her cheeks wrinkled.

"The taste is very pure, 99%, how come you don't have any reaction at all? Cry for me!"

"Ying, you really do support me, that's great... As long as you are by my side, I will have endless strength to fight your brother, and I will definitely win! I will definitely make him recognize our love!"

Seeing that the mustard potion had no effect, Ying's expression softened. She rubbed her face in her hands and said in a gentle voice, "I'm sorry for my brother's behavior. I will make amends."

She thought for a moment and said, "How about this! I will date you every day for the next year. You will decide all the dating plans. Whatever you say will be your decision. I will give you absolute initiative."

"Ningguang, I heard that your Jade Pavilion is gone? What a pity. Such a precious treasure... Oh, take it easy."

Pushing the glass of wine in front of Ningguang, the attendant Yingzhai shook the transparent wine in the glass, looked at Tianquanxing's calm eyes, and comforted her: "Don't pretend to be calm, just cry if you want to."

"You and I are old friends. I will never hold my belly and point at you and laugh at you loudly just because you shed tears. In fact, I admire your choice. Not everyone can make such a decision to destroy the treasures that have been accumulated bit by bit."

"Come on, this glass of "Stop pretending to be calm, you are actually amazing" is for you."

He raised his glass and drank it all, then the attendant god Yingzhai looked at Ningguang who was unmoved and seemed to be in a trance. Until now, she had no time to care about the outside world, so she helped a little bit out of consideration.

Turning her head away and refusing to approach the wine glass, Ningguang said indifferently: "I will never be upset because of a beneficial transaction. It's just a man-made treasure. If I want, I can build ten or twenty."

"If you really don't care, then you won't say this is a beneficial deal. Don't comfort yourself. If you suppress it too much and explode all at once, it will be very uncomfortable. I feel this deeply."

"Because of……"

Ningguang suddenly stopped talking, her beautiful eyebrows slightly wrinkled, and her photographic memory suddenly could not remember what the servant god Yingzhai had encountered recently that made him sad, and the relevant memory seemed to be blank.

"Anyway, don't put your guesses on me. Instead of communicating with me, you might as well comfort the travelers behind you. This is not a place where you can hit people on the head with a hammer."

"If you don't need it, then don't need it. Maybe what you really need right now is a quiet world of your own."

The soft fox ears rubbed against the traveler's ears, comforted her perfunctorily and pushed her aside. The attendant god Yingsai came to the other side of the meeting room and inserted himself into the homes of the immortals who were digesting the news that Morax was not dead.

"You evildoer!"

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, who had been secretly ridiculed before, was the first to flap her wings. Her voice sounded much more straightforward and decisive. It was obvious that the unexpected news soothed her mood very well.

Xie Yue Zhu Yang Zhenjun smiled and said, "Isn't what Ying Zhai said true? Liu Yun, you have been making the cooking machine for hundreds of years, but you have never got a perfect design. Give up this idea."

"It is indeed like a fantasy to want to perfectly replicate dishes with the help of a mechanism, especially the recipes you input, Liuyun. How can the mechanism understand the words used in them?" Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun advised fairly.

"Instead of dwelling on what Yingzhai said, you might as well go and show your displeasure to the Emperor who deceived Liyue. This time you are the one who is right."

"At worst, you can learn from Ge Chen. It's different to have many apprentices and children. You have to rush back to take care of them right after finishing. I wonder if Yaoyao was scared?"

"Ahem~ Don't worry, the Moon Rabbit I prepared for Yaoyao has a comfort function installed in it, which contains thousands of years of my experience."

Master Liuyun Jiefeng showed a hint of smugness: "And don't bring me up when you talk. You two didn't raise many children, but that doesn't mean I didn't raise many."

"In the storybooks, the immortals who always abduct children back to the cave without saying anything must have borrowed from Grandma Liuyun and the legend of the crane delivering a child. Maybe the originator of the legend saw Grandma Liuyun flying with a child in her arms."

"That makes sense. The legend of the crane delivering a child did indeed start after Liu Yun began accepting mortal disciples."

"You guys stop making wild guesses!"

Master Liuyun Jiefeng slapped the fox's head again and snorted, "You evil creature, where is Ganyu?"

"Aunt Ganyu's legs aren't on my body, so how would I know where they are? You ask me? I'm also worried that Aunt Ganyu might do something bad by looking at my appearance, like setting off some explosions..."

"Ah~ Of course, Aunt Ganyu doesn't like explosions. Maybe she is using her good looks to tease decent women. Putting on a disguise is the same as taking it off. Aunt Ganyu must want to experience something she can't normally experience."

The attendant Yingzhai confidently stated his guess, and his expression suddenly became a little lonely: "I hope I don't get into any more trouble. I really don't have enough time recently."

"Xie Yue, please help me divine Gan Yu's whereabouts."

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun expressed his gratitude:

"But speaking of borrowing, this time I have to thank the ninja who usually follows you. This inconspicuous third party not only spread the rumor smoothly, but also quite skillfully. The Fatui can believe it thanks to their contribution."

"Afterwards, I will provide them with a sum of mechanical ninja tools that I carefully crafted, and then I will shake you up according to the wishes of some of them. Let's choose tomorrow."

"Practice more on Xumi, and even a fool can become skilled at making up rumors." The attendant god Yingzhai also took out the divination sticks, but he was divining who had made these wishes.

Why don’t the rest of the people put forward these wishes?

The three Moras that fell on the table stopped spinning. True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang observed for a while and said, "Ganyu is in Tianheng Mountain? How did that kid get there..."

Master Xueyue Zhuyang grabbed Mora and scattered it again: "Is the reason related to Shenhe?"

"It should be this evil creature who instigated this." Master Liuyun Jiefeng pondered for a while and came up with her own answer. She grabbed the collar of the attendant Yingzhai and said, "This is 90% credible."

"I swear I really didn't participate in this matter. Besides, I didn't have the time to stir up trouble before. These days, I have been working lately under the remote control of Aunt Ganyu. The only fun I have in killing time is to secretly release some mosquitoes."

Ningguang looked at him unkindly. There happened to be a red bump on her arm caused by a mosquito bite.

No wonder there are always mosquitoes in Yuehai Pavilion recently. Even if you just pass by, you will be bitten by mosquitoes. It is hard to guard against.

"Don't look at me like that. I'm doing this for the people in Yuehai Pavilion. Coffee is bad for your health. Drinking it often is not a good thing. We must use a more harmless way to refresh ourselves."

"Is there any better way to stay awake than having mosquitoes chattering in your ears? Even the most prudent person wouldn't dare to let mosquitoes sleep in the same room with them, right? Apart from a few red bumps, there's no other harm in this method."