Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"…So you moved tens of millions of Mora from the vault of the Northland Bank just because of this ridiculous news?"

"It's two."

Compared to Ying and Wendy who were arguing gently about the division of the spoils, the atmosphere between Tartaglia and Rosaline who returned to the North Country Bank after a day of shopping in the evening was not so friendly.

"You idiot." The crisp rebuke was a show of care for a colleague. Rosalyn said this because she wanted Tartaglia to have a look at his brain and be careful about whether he had any disease in his head.

"You are such an incompetent person." Tartaglia showed some concern for Rosaline's business out of courtesy and tactfully expressed his willingness to help, asking her to seek help in time if she encountered any trouble.

"I have never seen a guy as stupid as you. And the bill for the Immortal Ceremony is tens of millions. The two together are close to hundreds of millions. Are you so generous?"

Rosalin thought that her dear colleague was too extravagant when it came to spending money. In order to prevent him from falling into the trap of living paycheck to paycheck and to change his bad habits, she used severe criticism and education.

"No wonder Mondstadt ran away to Liyue in disgrace after not staying there for long. I don't know who promised at the meeting that he would be the first to obtain the Heart of God. Now think about it, those words are really ridiculous."

Tartaglia reminded Rosaline of her business once again, and she gave her an additional reminder, urging her to hurry up and not to delay any further to avoid being laughed at by other colleagues.

He launched a two-hit combo: "Don't forget that you were being mean to Scaramucci at the time. That petty puppet will definitely want to get back at you."

"That idiot who is even more stupid than you, thinks he is a heartless person, but isn't his chest still filled with jealousy? He tried to assassinate the fox thirteen times but failed this time. He even thought he was a puppet and could be immune to mental attacks, but he almost capsized in the gutter."

Rosalin commented fairly and impartially: "Compared with him, you look much more pleasing to the eye. Emptying a vault is not a big deal."

When discussing a colleague with whom they were closer, Tartaglia and Rosalin's positions were instantly unified. He agreed: "I heard that he can say it 128 times a day. His jealousy is really terrible."

"But it's normal. I'm a puppet who was abandoned because I couldn't get the approval of the Thunder God, but the servant god Sakurasai is a fox who was taken in as a follower and pampered as soon as we met. The difference in treatment is so huge that it makes me sad."

Tartaglia smiled, "But if he wasn't jealous, it would be more in line with a heartless puppet."

"Remember the last time he wanted to capture a certain architect and threaten him, the result was..."

Rosalyn smiled sarcastically.

Capturing close people to deal with the God of Attendants Sakurasai is not a good idea. The Fatui can do such bad things without any bottom line, and the God of Attendants Sakurasai can also do even worse things without any bottom line.

For example, as reported in the newspaper, if the Fatui dared to retaliate against his relatives and friends, he would dare to poison the land of Solstice.

The samurai Sakusai is the most typical monster. Like most monsters in ancient times, he can basically ignore human moral concepts and relies entirely on his belief in the god of thunder to make himself abide by the rules of society.

Just like the famous adventurer Alice, it is precisely because of ignoring human moral concepts that the elven adventurers can cause so much earth-shaking destruction.

The last time Scaramucci had just captured the architect and tied him to a chair, before the ropes had even warmed up, the members of the Winter Mission stationed in Xumi vomited black blood and jumped off the tall building of the Church Order.

"But what happens to Scaramucci has nothing to do with you. You should first figure out how to explain it to Pantalone."

"I think Pantalone might ask me to pay it back...why don't I owe more? I can definitely owe enough to make Pantalone think I can't afford it and give up the idea of ​​asking me to pay it back."

Tartaglia thought this was a good idea.

And he intends to act on it.

"let me……"

"Keep working!"

The eyes around her were fixed on her. Gan Yu, who had been forced to lie quietly on the hospital bed for a long time, cried out in her heart. She glanced at her junior sister's lifeless eyes and tried to persuade her:

"Shen He, can you..."

"Something is not right." Shen He pointed at the lunch box beside him and frowned, "Zhai Zhai, you eat too little. It's only enough for two people. It doesn't suit your usual appetite..."

With a slight tremor of his fingers, the servant god Yingsai shook his fox ears that felt strange. A drop of cold sweat broke out behind his ears. His heart beat faster and faster until it finally stopped. He stared at Shen He who suddenly stopped talking.

Shouldn't it?

Even True Lord Liuyun didn't notice anything, so how could my junior sister possibly find out?

No, it must not be exposed. Junior sister is also a person who cannot keep secrets. If she knows, it means that the master knows. If the master knows, it means that all the immortals in Liyue know.

'The God of Servant Yingzai' gritted his teeth and began to think about what sacrifices he would need to make after the matter was exposed, such as knocking Yingzai unconscious and throwing him to his junior sister?

"…The poison you were poisoned with is definitely not as light as you said. Your body must still be feeling a little uncomfortable, otherwise how could your appetite be so small?"

Raising his hand through the quilt, he rubbed the stomach of the attendant Yingzhai and advised: "Don't go out these days. Stay here to heal your illness and recuperate. Nothing can happen to your body, otherwise I will be distressed."

"Ka~~"

Ying silently spat out the glass fragments in her mouth, looked at the serious Shen He, and secretly admired the high level of this boy. Fortunately, she only decided to stay in the world with five short-lived species and had no interest in these things.

Just keep your life as quiet as a chrysanthemum.

but……

Ying suddenly interrupted and asked, "Has Shen He seen Paimeng? She is my partner. She was invited to Jueyunjian to invite the immortals. I am a little worried that she didn't come back with you."

"They stayed in Ao Zang Mountain. Before leaving this morning, some of the Master's devices went out of control and destroyed a lot of things, so we asked them to stay and clean up. Maybe they will leave from Ao Zang Mountain the day after tomorrow."

"What? You guys are using my spoiled little Paimon as a babysitter? Did you know that I usually use milk to wash Paimon's face..."

This is a lie.

If you use milk to wash Paimon's face, the milk will suddenly disappear while you are washing.

"I couldn't bear to let her carry even a little bit more heavy stuff..."

This is a lie.

As long as it is not related to food, Ying is actually very confident in letting Paimon carry heavy objects. It would be a waste if not used. After all, that is what the lackeys in the sect are supposed to do.

"Paimon likes honey. The quilt I cover her with smells like honey..."

This is a lie!

If you give Paimon a quilt that smells like honey, the quilt will be thrown into the basin the next day because it will be stained with too much saliva and will have a little bit of saliva smell.

Shen He tilted his head: "Paimon just needs to work harder. The ones who really need to do the work are Xiangling and Yanfei. However, before starting the work, Paimon did protest a few words - 'Don't underestimate my ability to work as a laborer for the travelers!' That's what she said."

"What? It turns out that Paimon is not just me but also the only traveler! I didn't expect that she was being raised by me and other travelers. Is this little girl afraid that I would dislike her and scold her because she has become second-hand goods?"

Ying wiped her tears and sobbed, "What on earth was that idiot thinking? How could I dislike her for such a small thing! I only feel sorry for her, for the little idiot who was once treated as a coolie by other travelers."

"You don't know, I love Paimon the most. If she hadn't brought me to Mondstadt, I'm afraid I would still be living a wandering life in the wilderness. Although wandering life is not bad, life now is better."

"If she had told me this earlier, I would have joined her in condemning the heartless traveler, and then patted her back to comfort her, held her in my arms and sang a lullaby, just like treating my own child."

The traveler was sincere, and Shen He suddenly realized: "So you are not that traveler."

"Isn't this a matter of course? A beautiful girl like me would never do such an evil thing as using Paimon as a laborer."

"That's good. Paimon also asked me to teach that traveler a lesson. I thought I was going to attack you later. This is not a good thing. Sakurasai is sick now, so I can't be too cruel."

"..."

ps: I guess it’s because of the recent hot weather, the cat at home has changed its daily routine. It used to have its period at night, but these days it only comes during mealtimes. The smell…