Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"You got the wrong person!"

"Lord Barbatos, you have used this image for thousands of years. How could I have recognized the wrong person?"

"Then can't you just pretend you've got the wrong person?"

She lifted the blanket covering her body and casually covered the face of Tevarin next to her to prevent her proud family from being embarrassed by being recognized by an old acquaintance. Wendy said gloomily:

"Sometimes it is hard to hide when I always use the same image, but there is nothing I can do about it. Who told me to be single-minded? I won't be like Morax who uses one and throws away the next. I wonder what image he is using now and where he is hiding?"

Slapping away the fox's tail that was trying to get closer to the twin horns, Ganyu asked respectfully, "Master Barbatos, since you were awake, why didn't you stop the executor from getting closer?"

"There's nothing I can do about it. I feel guilty towards her. Let her do whatever she wants. Generally speaking, nothing serious will happen. Just give in to her." Wendy shrugged helplessly, touched the cabinet beside the bed, poured a glass of water and put it in Ganyu's hand.

"But I'm not the only one who accommodates the executive officer. The old man does the same. I guess you haven't noticed the remaining divine power in him. He was the one who escorted the executive officer here."

"…Lord Emperor?"

Gan Yu rubbed the cup in her hand and said in disbelief: "Why did the Emperor have to accommodate this executive officer? Did they sign a contract... The Fatui is an organization that is very suitable to be villains..."

Although Miss Coconut Sheep looks dull, she actually possesses amazing wisdom. Combined with her understanding of the Rock King over thousands of years and what is happening now, it is easy for her to think of a specific target.

"The Emperor faked his death to let go. Perhaps Keqing's questioning gave the Emperor this idea, or perhaps the Emperor accidentally heard relevant words in his daily life and wanted the people of Liyue to reach a new height after leaving the era of walking with the gods."

"However, the Emperor is not sure whether the people of Liyue can still prosper after leaving the gods, so he brought in the Fatui as a test. Perhaps in the near future, there will be a shocking change with the humans?"

"So what's the reward..."

Ganyu's gentle yet sharp eyes fell on Wendy's chest, and she smiled and asked:

"I wonder if Lord Barbatos has brought the Heart of God with him? I have never understood why the Fatui were willing to pay so much to stay on Inazuma's land. It turns out that they were planning to get the six most valuable treasures."

"Alas~ They are both thousands of years old. I wish Tevarin was as smart as you."

Patting Tevarin's head tenderly through the quilt, Wendy looked at him and smiled dotingly: "But being silly like this is good enough. I like Tevarin like this."

"I like smart people like Aunt Ganyu."

"Don't say such things. I am your elder."

Pinching her ears and shaking them hard, she took a sip of the tea in the cup, pressed her upper and lower lips together to relieve the burning sensation, put down the cup filled with clear liquid in her hand, and poured herself a cup of real tea.

"It tastes a bit weird and a bit sticky... It feels like there's too much powder in it."

She dipped the tip of her tongue in the tea and tasted it. The seemingly clear tea actually tasted different. Ganyu lowered her head and put her index finger into the tea cup. The sticky slime-like tea was immediately hooked up by her index finger.

"It's lotus root powder!" After taking a bite, the attendant Yingzhai confirmed, "Lotus root powder has been added to this cup. Because of its high quality, it is so clear and transparent, and no other colors can be seen."

He shook his head to get rid of the drowsiness that was coming over him, and swallowed the antidote that was pressed under his tongue. The taste, which was more bitter than coptis root, made his brain tremble. The white-haired fox looked at Ganyu who was so close to him with a sincere face, and came forward and whispered:

"It tastes great. If I didn't like Aunt Ganyu, I wouldn't have taken out this lotus root powder."

"How can you say you like me? You are clearly looking for an excuse to deceive me." With her swaying hair covering her earlobes, Miss Yeyang put the sticky tea on her index finger back into the cup and said helplessly:

"There's no need to knock me out. Now that I know the Emperor wants to test us, I will naturally cooperate. You can seal my memories of tonight with the Emperor while I'm awake."

"…Why do you want to seal your memory?"

"Knowing the truth, I will only add water to this test. Why don't you seal me? Yingsai, I believe in your methods."

Faced with such sincere trust, the God of Servant Yingzhai couldn't help but hold Ganyu's hand and said sincerely:

"But I also believe in the eyes of Grandma Liuyun and the others. They may be able to see through my tricks when we first met, and sense the spiritual essence that does not belong to Aunt Ganyu."

"Aunt Ganyu..."

"Let go of my hand first."

"Even if you cooperate, what can we do? Sealing memories requires manipulation of the soul. Intelligent creatures simply cannot allow others to touch the most essential soul, because there are many secrets hidden in it that they are unwilling to tell others."

The talents and spells of the Baichen fox fairy lineage are mostly on the soul. As the most talented fox fairy in the past 500 years, the attendant god Yingzhai has done in-depth research on this.

"As long as it cannot be truly unfolded, there will be some flaws. Although Aunt Ganyu and I have a close relationship, we have only known each other for a short period of more than ten years. Can you really allow me to touch your soul?"

"Yingzai, you are a good child, I have always believed so, just a little naughty... But you did guess right, I really dare not allow you to contact the soul."

Covering her chest and taking a deep breath, Gan Yu said in a daze, "It's not because we've known each other for too short a time. Feelings can't be measured by time. Besides, the time we've known each other is not short for a short-lived species."

"I have lived in Liyue Harbor for a long time, and my concept of time is actually a bit short-lived... What really makes me afraid to let go is your talent for chatting. I don't even dare to let go of Master Liuyun who also has this talent."

The embarrassing stories that have been spread are not all about Ganyu. During the thousand years of living in Liyue Harbor, Ganyu also caused many funny embarrassments due to her daily confusion.

Fortunately, most of these things are known to humans. After a hundred years, basically no one knows about them, and they will not spread to immortal paradises like Jueyunjian, becoming a secret known only to her.

If we just let it go like that...

Rubbing the corners of her eyes gently with her fingers, Gan Yu asked with a gentle smile: "Since you don't want to hypnotize me, then why do you want to knock me out?"

"Because I want to touch Aunt Ganyu's horns."

"You idiot, at least behave yourself in front of me!"

Ying picked up a stool and threw it over.

It turned out that the decision to only accompany him for the life span of four short-lived people was an extremely correct thing to do.

"...Actually, I want to pretend to be Aunt Ganyu."

Putting the broken stool on the ground, the God of Attendants Yingsai smiled confidently: "Even if I knew the whole truth, I would not add any water to such a test. At most, it would only become a little more difficult because of some unknown elements."

“This is easier to see!”

"Of course I have the confidence to do this."

The attendant Yingzhai said considerately: "By the way, I know Aunt Ganyu is in a high position of power, so it is inevitable that she will handle some documents that need to be kept confidential. If I disguise myself as you, I will definitely see some documents that should not be seen."

"In order to prevent confidential documents from being seen by an outsider fox like me, I can release my soul and let Aunt Ganyu leave a mark. After the matter is over, I can use this set of marks to seal the related memories."

"Besides, it would be easier to disguise if I left Aunt Ganyu's mark on my soul."

"…I'm really grateful that you've considered everything so thoroughly."

"Also, the Fatui will definitely create a battle sequence when they play as villains this time. In order to better test them, they might release some sealed demon."

"In order to avoid exposing my flaws during the battle, I have to ask Aunt Ganyu for some Qilin blood."

“…So thoughtful.”

"Then let's start pretending, but before that, Aunt Ganyu, let me hug you. I need to borrow some of your energy."

"Just carry my Qilin blood with you!"