Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Mr. Baishu is a famous doctor in Liyue Harbor. He can not only treat physical illnesses, but also is very proficient in treating psychological illnesses. He is different from ordinary doctors. He does not stick to normal and common methods. The means of treating patients should not be single, but diversified. He should treat patients in the most effective way without prejudice."

"Of course, Doctor Bai's success is inseparable from the help of his assistant. It's a white snake. It seems to be useless, but in fact it is useless. It will only add psychological burden to the patient. However, the greatest use of such a white snake is that it can accompany Doctor Bai."

Following Bai Shu and muttering compliments, ignoring the terrifying look coming from the snake's eyes, Paimon clenched his fists nervously, staring at the two fingers that Bai Shu placed on Wendy's wrist.

"How is it? How is it? Wendy should be able to treat it, right?"

"This patient has a strong pulse, so there are indeed some toxins in his body, but it does not pose any danger to his life, just like the patient in the next bed."

Pointing at Tevarin, who was rumored to have half of his body embedded in the ground, Bai Shu warned him worriedly, "Qiqi, don't tie this patient's hands and body together. It will be difficult for him to move."

“…Oh~”

The cute little zombie took a little while to react. She blinked, removed the bandage and re-bandaged it. Perhaps because she had just been reminded, Qiqi did not forget some of the things she needed to pay attention to this time.

"In fact, this Wendy and the guy next to him can't be considered human beings at all, right?" Changsheng swung his snake tail while lying on the counter beside the bed:

"Let's not talk about the guy who fell from a tall building for a long time and was fine. Let's talk about this person who was also poisoned but persisted longer than the stupid fox."

The snake pupils were like a line, emitting a terrifying gaze. Changsheng suddenly laughed strangely and said, "Bai Shu, maybe you are the only pure-blooded human in this room. The traveler over there who looks the most like a human is not a good person either."

"Ah."

Coming to the bedside of the attendant god Yingzai and placing two fingers on it, Bai Zhu pondered and felt the beating pulse. It seemed a little weaker than Wendy's pulse, but still stronger than an ordinary person, and the beat was still normal.

Not quite normal.

Patients should not be compared with each other, and when diagnosing this fox, all that is normal is abnormal.

After all, it is a monster that can withstand a two-handed sword and remain unscathed.

What's more, it's not like he hasn't felt his pulse before. The pulse of the samurai god Sakurasai was either more complicated than a cotton ball unravelled by a cat, or it was so lifeless that it was even more zombie-like than a zombie.

Where has there ever been anything normal like this?

"He has indeed lost his self-awareness, and there are indeed toxins in his body that are destroying his body functions."

Changsheng beat away Paimeng who came up to him in a blink of an eye, hurting his snake tail. Changsheng came closer with more caution than Paimeng and asked carefully: "Is there a risk of recovery? Do you need me to add some more herbs to his mouth?"

"Hey~ Can you still be considered a doctor's assistant? As expected, useless snakes like you should be made into snake soup!" Paimon grabbed the snake's tail in dissatisfaction and threw it back.

"I can only rely on him to heal himself now. It's not a good idea to use other methods to help him heal. I always feel that if I use that method, I will most likely end up like them... No, it should be a more serious case of temporary death."

With a strong sense of crisis beating in his heart, Bai Shu gave up the idea of ​​using the fastest treatment method. He came to the traveler's bed and placed his fingers on her wrist. "Her pulse is normal."

"The symptoms of the four people are the same, but there is currently no suitable solution to the toxins flowing through their bodies. I still need to conduct research. Now I can prescribe a prescription to calm the nerves."

Changsheng sighed with relief: "That's great. This is a rare piece of good news on such a bad day. I think if Morax knew this news, you might be so happy that you would die two days later."

The snake's tail swung happily, and it rolled up a brush covered with ink. The white snake with beautiful scales came to the pillow of the attendant god Yingsai. There seemed to be a sinister smile on the snake's mouth, and it couldn't wait to show off its painting skills.

"when--"

The dripping ink stained the normal whiteness. A sharp shuriken flew over with scales stuck in it and sank into the wall behind the white snake. The brush, which looked nothing unusual, broke into two after Changsheng was stunned for two seconds.

"Changsheng, there has been a ninja following Gongongji-sama's tail. It seems that now is the time to wake up."

He pushed open the wooden door that was not locked tightly with his shoulder, holding a cardboard box full of heavy items in his arms, and took a quick look at the current situation. Jiuqi Shinobu put the cardboard box next to the bed and kindly explained:

"So don't do anything impolite. Maybe the next time a shuriken will fly into your scales. Although Zaoyou likes to be lazy and sleep in, she has been educated about ninjas since she was a child, so she is a little sensitive to such acts that insult her master."

"...Why didn't you jump out when you were poisoned?"

Changsheng muttered something, and his snake pupils trembled slightly. He looked dissatisfied and wanted to leave, but in fact, he suddenly crawled into the bed when no one was paying attention.

Jiuqi Ren was indifferent: "Paimeng, there is a secretary from the Liyue Seven Stars looking for you outside. Maybe he wants to ask you to do something. Yanfei and Xiangling are also accompanying him."

"What can you do with Paimon?"

The little mascot muttered a few words, and the four people who seemed to be lying on the bed and had not yet woken up were worried and warned: "Then I will go out and take a look. Be careful! The traveler might suddenly sleepwalk and release it."

"These are all things that I have a criminal record for. One time, he suddenly grabbed Paimon's feet and threw me to the side. I was hung on the clothes rack and slept all night in a daze. When I woke up the next day, I felt uncomfortable all over."

Paimon pointed to the sign that read "The Evil Man is Fierce" that he had specially hung up, and looked back three times before leaving, fearing that Ah Neng would be harmed by the sleepwalker.

"Don't worry, Paimon. I'm pretty proficient in grappling techniques."

"Oh... I'm even more worried when you think of me like this."

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"What do you want from Paimon?"

With his bright pupils hidden behind sunglasses, he observed the people in front of him. He was shaking a teacup in his arms. Paimon leaned back and said lazily, "It's agreed in advance that I will be the think tank to help the famous adventurer. Paimon is not interested in doing anything personally."

"Isn't it good to hide behind someone and watch her work hard for you?"

"Her posture seems to be that of a gangster in a recent popular detective novel. I can't remember exactly, but I read the book because the author said there was a recipe in it that was his own secret."

Xiangling poked Yanfei's forearm and whispered, "He said that he made a decision that went against his ancestors and wanted to tell more people about the secret recipe. Such an author is really great."

"Don't believe it so easily."

Yan Fei glanced behind her in a somewhat strange manner: "Is there someone following us and monitoring us? That shouldn't be the case. There are so many General Affairs Department agents around, how could there be any bad guys following us?"

"Guoba doesn't smell the scent of strangers." Xiangling shook her head.

"never mind."

She reached into her pocket and squeezed her father's collection that she had found in the house. The thick stack of talismans that contained no taboos made Yan Fei feel unusually at ease. Even if she could hide the fact from the General Affairs Department staff that the person following behind her was a demon, she was not afraid.

"...What, you said you wanted to invite Paimon and the other two to invite the immortal together?"

On the other side, Bai Wen had already fully recounted his origins. Paimeng's eyes widened in surprise and he said in disbelief:

"There are actually people who believe that Paimon is reliable? Are you hallucinating because you didn't eat breakfast and are hungry... No, no, how could Paimon be unreliable? Ahem—"

He covered his mouth and coughed twice, then put his hands behind his back, and an intangible aura of a master emanated from him: "I didn't expect that I hid it so well, but you still saw through my skills."

"Yes, I did help the travelers complete their commissions. Now it will be easy to complete your request. I will work with them and all the problems will be solved."

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I have a headache, stomachache, and hoarse throat. The temperature here changes too quickly. It was warm the day before, but it dropped at night. I was so uncomfortable with the air conditioner on all night. It took me four hours to finish writing 5000 words.

However, this little cold is nothing compared to a bullet grazing your ear. Facts have proved that swaying left and right while speaking can indeed increase sensitivity. An open-minded person withdrew an invitation.

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