Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"It's too much! It's too much!"

At breakfast time the next day, after finishing a bowl of cold porridge in a daze, Paimeng wiped the corner of his mouth, suddenly slapped his hands on the table and shouted: "Traveler, do you know what you did last night?"

"I went to you with good intentions, wanting to talk to you about some principles, but you ended up throwing a sword at me to scare me. Eating weird-tasting food in the middle of the night is fine, although it is also unforgivable, but is it worth it for you to throw a sword at me to scare me?"

In fact, Paimon also thought of another possibility.

For example, the harmony of yin and yang mentioned by Doctor Baizhu, and the men and women he saw when foraging in the wilderness, but no matter how he thought about it, it was impossible for this to happen.

The traveler only looks like a 17-year-old girl on the surface, but in fact he is also an old monster who is closed-hearted and loves nothing. Friendships can be established, but it is impossible to go any further than that, which makes the journey smoother.

Although the samurai Sakurasai is a boy in his early twenties who is genuine both inside and out and is in the prime of his youth, he has an excellent ability to control his own emotions and will never take the initiative to cross the rules.

There was no chance for development between the two people.

Unless one of them is a love loser who takes the initiative like a runaway motorcycle.

Besides, how long have they been together?

Such a short time is not enough for Paimon to overcome the difficulties in understanding the production process of a dish and focus on the cooking operation rather than the ingredients.

So no matter how real that possibility is, it is impossible. The only possibility is that they are eating food like durian that emits a foul odor.

As for why you suddenly eat in the middle of the night?

This could not be hidden from the eyes of the great detective Paimon. The samurai Sakurasai was a fox with a meticulous mind. He must have discovered the abnormality of the traveler just like him, and he must want to correct her mistake.

After discovering that the traveler had walked out of the room in the middle of the night, he invited her to have a meal with him and have a good chat.

Eliminate all reasoning, and the one that remains is true no matter how absurd it is...

"Great Detective Paimon, you have a great reputation! But you must be a detective known as an idiot. After all, what detective would read out his own speculations?"

Stirring the red bean porridge in the bowl with a spoon, Ying kicked the raised chair that Paimont had specially raised to wake her up, and said faintly, "There is only one correct result in your speculation, but you ignored it."

"The Samurai Sakusai is a real love loser. I just spent a few days with him and he couldn't help but fall in love with me."

"what?"

The traveler next to him proudly raised her neck like a cat waiting to be fed. Paimon used his sharp eyes, which he had trained when foraging, to spot the faint red bite marks on her neck.

The little mascot's eyes widened in surprise. "The Traveler turned out to be a love scumbag? Damn it, Paimon was about to say the latest popular detective lines."

"He is the trash." Ying snorted, "You didn't see how shyly he begged me to stay with him after he got my first kiss. Under such a request, I reluctantly agreed to stay with him for two hundred years."

Insisting on the principle of opposing the Traveler, Paimon said as a matter of course: "The Traveler's statement is not convincing at all. It is impossible for a love loser to have so many confidantes."

"You're wrong. If I was a brokenhearted person and a loser, how could I have traveled so many worlds without being conquered? If I hadn't expected that he was a love-crazed person, I would have been caught by accident..."

"Ying, I suddenly remembered something. Did you drink the potion used to dissolve soul fragments and return to your original nature? After traveling to so many worlds, perhaps you have some special skills to evade observation."

Looking at the bright sky outside the window, Ying suddenly remembered something: "Aren't we going to hold a ceremony for the immortals today? We can't delay any longer, we have to find a good spot as soon as possible."

"Maybe I won't be able to see the Ceremony of Inviting the Immortals next time~"

"I have booked a room in a high building in Yujing Terrace. It offers a better view, so you don't have to worry about being late."

Breaking an egg and peeling the shell, letting the traveler snatch it away, the attendant god Yingzhai said: "It seems that the course of events is very clear. No wonder your favor for me has lasted until now."

"Hot, hot, hot--" The white and tender egg was thrown high up, the palm of her hand turned red, and she hissed softly, constantly moving the egg back and forth.

"It was just fished out, and the water in the pot is still boiling." Jiuqi said helplessly.

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"coffee."

"Thank you."

Perhaps he would leave in the next second because of the impending restrictions. Zhongli's voice was more withered and dry than the dead grass in the cracks of the stone bricks. His hand slowly took the bitter coffee that was used to boost his spirits.

He smiled with relief and said, "It seems that you have found a good marriage partner again. Maybe in a few years you will start a family and build a career? It's a pity that I can't see it."

"Emperor, if you want, just hold on for another week."

The usual excitement a few days ago was just a disguise after all. After removing the disguise that was once so difficult to break through, the haggardness between the brows of the samurai Sakurasai was even more intense than that of the traveler yesterday.

"I'm still young. I haven't even turned 100 yet. You can't let me experience wear and tear at such a young age, right?"

"This is inevitable. Don't be overly sad about my departure and give it a chance to wear and tear."

Zhongli chuckled:

"You should be happy for me, right? I have accomplished what I wanted to do. After 3,700 years, Liyue has firmly taken root in this land. It is no longer as precarious as it was during the Demon God War."

"I have successfully fulfilled my promise to the first generation of Liyue people. I have protected Liyue and helped it grow stronger, making it more prosperous than when it returned to its original state. I am very lucky that I did not leave with any regrets."

The elder with a long life comforted the younger one: "I am not leaving now, but responding to the call of my friend. To use Lanaro's words, my friend and I will be reunited in the sand."

"Sakurazai, I only hope that my departure will not make Baalzebul more determined to enforce his own eternity, which will hinder your affairs."

"When the Seven Gods gathered in the past, they were all full of vigor and vitality. Now time flies, and not even a few of the old friends are left." Wendy handed the bottle of drugged wine to Tevarin and said depressedly, "There are not many old friends who can drink and chat with me now, and Baalzebub is not a good drinker."

"How about you take Ruotu to Mond?"

"Goodbye. Mond might be blown into a deep pit at any time. We don't need a stupid dragon to dig a deep pit."

Shaking her head to reject Zhongli's proposal, Wendy's gaze slipped out of the open window, staring at the half-dragon, half-unicorn body hidden in the clouds, "I hope you can fulfill your retirement declaration as you wish."

"I will try my best to persevere."

There was some sadness, but not too much. I always felt a little out of place in this room... Ying added a few sugar cubes to the coffee cup in front of her and took a sip.

Fortunately, Paimon is with me...

"Paimeng, put down the wine in your hand!" Taking away the bottle of wine that Paimeng was holding in her arms, Ying knocked her head hard at her appearance of being so sad that tears were streaming down her face: "Are you old enough to drink now?"

"Paimon just wanted to give it a try, and the atmosphere right now is too heavy!" Paimon held his head and shook it.

"Even the atmosphere around Yingsai is so oppressive that it makes people breathless."

"You shouldn't drink if you're unhappy. It will only make your head confused."

Putting a bowl of hot milk with sugar in front of Paimon, the servant god Yingsai tried to comfort him twice, but when he wanted to take his hand back, his sleeve was grabbed. Ying looked at him with her eyes shining.

'Give me one.' She hooked her finger.

What she just saw was very clear. Wendy took two pills of unknown function from him, put one in her own wine bottle and the other in Tevarin's wine bottle.

The samurai Sakurasai also added a pill like this to his coffee cup.

Ying didn't know the effect of the pills, but she knew that she must not be left out of this matter. These people were very cunning, and if they suddenly took the pills, there must be something wrong.

Calmly pressing a pill into the traveler's hand, the attendant god Yingsai looked up gloomily at the half-dragon and half-unicorn above the clouds.

It's already secretive enough.

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I struggled to finish the new plot of Collapse while playing badly. I can't continue playing badly. I didn't do the original god, and I started playing badly with ZZZ. I can't level up in a day, and there are exclamation marks everywhere when I go out. I haven't touched this pile of exclamation marks for two days. It seems that I haven't done the memory bubble mission of Black Swan yet...

But I have to say, Langbao is so gentle, worthy of my XP... Please urge for more updates, follow up and add to the collection!