Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

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His round little eyes stared at the traveler's cheek motionlessly, and he casually shook the spoon to scoop the century egg and lean meat porridge in the bowl. Paimeng's melancholy mood accumulated more and more.

As a qualified travel companion, she has the responsibility to remind her companions and is also qualified to correct their bad habits.

I watched the traveler become more and more haggard over the past week, and in the past two days he suddenly turned from a lazy adventurer into a hardworking adventurer and began to accumulate Mora.

Paimon's worries kept piling up, and gradually, his cheeks became a little haggard every morning.

It's strange that the traveler has become like this. ...Something extraordinary must have happened in Paimon's mind. If we trace the source of this change, it happens to be the day after she jumped into the sea with me.

After asking around among his relatives and telling the doctor about the traveler's condition in a vague way, Paimon soon found out why the traveler looked haggard.

The reason is simple.

The restless traveler indulges in lust.

Because of the effect of the drug, Ying secretly solved it herself after Paimon fell asleep, but she became addicted to this feeling. She waited for her to fall asleep every day and then looked for this feeling. The Traveler wanted to color it so much!

Paimon was deeply saddened by this.

As the oldest person in this embassy, ​​how could you be so shamelessly captured by an emotion?

"Ying..."

Looking at the flaming clouds outside the window, Paimon finally made up his mind to give some gentle advice.

She asked, "Do you always feel an emotion entangled with yourself before going to bed every night recently? The kind of emotion that makes you want to scream, but you have to suppress it and pretend to be normal?"

"How can you...how is it possible? As a traveler who can't be open-minded in the physical sense, I am the most heartless. I fall asleep as soon as I touch the pillow. Even elderly people in their seventies and eighties don't have as good a sleep quality as me."

Secretly wondering about the time when Paimon pretended to sleep and saw his back slipping away, so he could say something that might have been confusing in time, and patted his hard chest with a solemn oath.

The iron plate hidden inside the clothes kept making noises.

"Don't be confused by any strange news. Your Lord Traveler is as brave and fearless as ever."

It must be that the samurai Sakurasai leaked some information and wanted to use Paimon to break my indestructible heart.

Haha~ Despicable idiot fox, are you getting anxious because your performance has been getting worse and worse in the past few days and you won’t be able to hold on in a few years, and you want to try other methods?

I won't let you succeed!

"Paimon, you should ask the idiot fox about this. He should have such emotions! Hehe, it's so pitiful every night. I saw it with my own eyes."

"Paimon is not a fool!"

The traveler's initial reaction made Paimon firmly believe that his guess was correct, and he did not intend to pay any attention to her words that it would be better for him to die than for his fellow Taoist to die.

Doctor Baizhu of Bulu said that yang cannot grow alone, and yin cannot be born alone. Travelers look haggard precisely because there is no balance between yin and yang. If there is both yang and yin, then at least one of them will feel refreshed.

Looking at the usual expression of the attendant god Yingzai, he does not look refreshed at all. How could it be possible that, as the traveler said, the two of them fell into depravity together?

The light of astonishing wisdom flashed in his pupils, and Paimon said earnestly:

"Traveler, you can't go on like this. Do you know that the longer you are entangled in such emotions, the more tired you will be. Maybe one day your heart will stop beating!"

Is this telling me that I can avoid fulfilling the bet if I admit defeat quickly?

Damn it, I'm clearly winning now. The horror movie tapes I bought these days are scarier than the last. I'm gradually conquering Bai Chi Fox's heart. I've created such a huge advantage, how could I possibly give up?

Ying gritted her teeth and thought, "I don't know where you got the news from, but I will definitely not do as you wish."

She smiled gently and said:

"Paimon, have you discussed this with someone secretly? Don't take his words seriously. How old is he this year? What experience does he have? Does he think I'm dying? How is that possible? Even if he can't die, I won't die."

Doctor Baizhu does not look to be in good health, and even if he is in good health, he will not live longer than you. But this is not a reason for you, traveler, to question Doctor Baizhu's judgment!

He is the miracle doctor of Liyue Harbor, the enemy of Wangsheng Hall, who has treated countless patients and countless difficult and complicated diseases. How could his judgment be wrong? Traveler, you are clearly sinking.

Paimon was furious: "You are such an ungrateful person. I even prepared a prescription for you after I knew you were in such a bad condition."

"If I hadn't put the medicine bag into the soup and stewed it according to the prescription, how could you have lasted so long?"

Jiuqi was helpless: "No wonder the soup tastes so strange every day. It's obviously a good soup that has been stewed since morning, but it tastes bitter. I thought it was because Lord Quan Gongsi touched the soup pot when he passed by."

Ah Ren, your suspicion is correct. Wouldn't it be unpleasant to put the medicine he prepared into the food? ... Ying laughed coldly.

First a beating, then a sweet date?

It looks like the idiot fox won't be able to hold on for much longer.

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He wrapped the blanket tightly around his body, grabbed the fox's tail and wrapped it around his waist, moved his body to the side of the white-haired fox, put his arm on his shoulders, felt the surging elemental power in the body of the person next to him, and took off the blindfold with confidence.

This is not because of fear, but a precaution against some monsters.

After all, with the cemetery-like atmosphere in the room now, it is hard not to attract some demons.

"Are you about to give up?" She raised her eyebrows and asked with a proud smile, "Otherwise, why would Paimon ask me to admit defeat today? It's clearly a bluff."

"You're quite proud, little guy, but I understand. You've been doing well for a long time, so you'll have to try to save face. All you need to do next is say 'ah' quietly, and I'll pretend I didn't hear you, turn off the projector and go back to my room."

Raising his arm and poking the samurai Sakurasai's chest, Ying showed the concern of an elder.

"I'm not some bad guy that you need to be wary of. It's easy to give you face. You don't even need to beg me."

"Didn't you and Paimon put on a show for me during dinner? You were warning me, overtly and covertly, about how vulnerable I was. But weren't you the one who was vulnerable?"

Grabbing the hand that was about to pinch his tail, the attendant Yingzhai smiled and said, "I don't know who is rubbing my tail while trembling. You want to make me scream in another way, right?"

"That's a reward for watching horror movies with me. After all, that's my hobby, but it's definitely not yours. You prefer comedies."

"Watching horror movies is certainly not my hobby, but watching them with you is..."

Her earlobes were dotted with scarlet, and Ying sneered:

"Can this be considered a confession? You definitely don't like the look on my face when I watch horror movies, because I will be very calm and composed at that time, but I feel disdain for these contents."

"I like your tough talk."

"I'm not stubborn!" Ying retorted coldly, "You are the one who is the most stubborn. You have been trying not to be afraid for so many days. But it doesn't matter. The duel between you and me will decide the winner this time."

"The videotape I bought today seems to be absolutely real. It even scared someone to death. You are so young that you will never be able to survive it."

"Wait and see."

The tail hidden under the blanket was grabbed again. The traveler who was close to her smelled a little bit of alcohol. He did not expose her courageous measures. The samurai Yingsai was curious about the fact that the videotape brought by the traveler this time was not the one he arranged.

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"Where is the videotape that I put here?"

"How should I know? It's your job to be responsible for recycling."

A skilled thief sneaked into a house.

"If you didn't recover it in time, why would you need to look for it like this?"

"Because I didn't retrieve it in time? It's because you didn't retrieve the dick in time, and it fell into the hands of others, causing me to worry as much as you."

"How do I know someone came here just by smelling the scent? Liyue is a weird place. Let's go somewhere else and do something stupid later."

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Zhu Yuan is pretty, I like it, but I won't smoke it, because it's Ya testing me! Ya~Ya~Ya... Let's follow up, urge for more and collect it!