Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Chapter 259 Paimon: I want to see the Travelers have fun!

stare--

Paimon hid his whole body in the quilt with only his little head sticking out. He stared at the traveler who was nearby. Even though his little eyes were sleepy, he was unwilling to close them.

This mascot, which seems rather useless but is actually so, is bravely fighting against sleep today, and its perseverance and motivation are admirable.

Flipping through the book that explained the reaction of elemental forces and thinking about the combo of the two elemental forces in his body, after a long time, Ying, who seemed to have finally become impatient of being stared at, patted Paimon's little head.

She smiled gently and advised, "Go to bed quickly. It's getting late now. Don't you notice that your eyelids are fighting?"

"No." Paimon shook his head reluctantly and said bluntly, "Today the traveler dragged Paimon to soak in the sea for half an hour. The solution given by the servant god Yingsai is definitely not made up. Paimon, I am waiting to see you make trouble."

"You really believed that? I felt the effects of the drug wear off after a short soak in the sea, and I even stayed in the sea a little longer just to be safe."

Hearing Paimon's bad intentions, the traveler shook his head helplessly. What she said was not false. The effect of the medicine did wear off after soaking for a while. At that time, he felt very magical, and his hands and feet were quite strong.

"Paimon just wants to see you having fun!"

Paimon's cheeks puffed up in anger, and he kept insisting, "Who told the traveler to drag me into the sea? The coconuts that Paimon was holding in his arms were washed away by the sea water. This is the traveler's fault."

"Why don't you blame the idiot fox who insisted on connecting the two of us together?"

"Why don't you think about your own reasons, Traveler? Tell me, who provides our food, clothing, and shelter now? If it weren't for the Traveler's incompetence, why would Paimon have to compromise like this?"

Facing Ying's angry accusations, Paimon replied seriously.

Scratching her cheek with her fingertips, Ying laughed twice in a daze, and shifted her gaze back to the page. She could barely make out the words on it, half of which she could speak but not write, and muttered softly:

"You need to learn more about Teyvatian's common language. Just being able to speak it is not enough."

Paimon scoffed, "Half-illiterate."

"...Sleep! Don't force me to use any special means. Do you really think you can see the excitement if you persist? It's night time now, it's not appropriate to daydream."

Raising her hand and tapping Paimeng's little head, Ying urged again in dissatisfaction. The two slender feet hidden in the quilt rubbed together gently. The softened quilt seemed to provide a source of heat for the delicate body.

She swore, "What's more, if the drug effect has not worn off as you said, you will definitely not be able to see anyone because I will knock you out the moment the drug effect appears."

"..."

Paimon shrank his neck.

She knew that the traveler was not lying. Her methods were always unconventional. She might choose to knock her out violently in order to avoid being seen by others.

The little mascot snorted stubbornly, seemingly not caring about Ying's words, but in fact, he allowed his eyelids to close completely and let darkness fill his pupils.

"Zzzz..."

The slight cry lasted only a few seconds, and the flat little chest rose and fell steadily. Ying took a careful look and took off the bookmark that was fumigated with sleeping potion that was between the books in her hand.

The slender legs with skin as white as cream broke through the restraint and warmth of the quilt. The different temperature difference seemed to blow away the tenderness flowing on the delicate skin. The neat and white teeth bit the delicate lips.

Her index and middle fingers were pressed tightly together, her fingertips tinged with a pale color, and she tried to create other sensations to divert her attention.

But when his eyes fell on his pale fingertips, the traveler's imagination suddenly became rich, and he began to wonder if if he pressed his fingers hard against the skin of the girl and the samurai Sakurasai, would the same white color appear?

Then when the fingers are removed, a rosy red color should appear on the skin, as if teeth are biting on it and sucking gently. The samurai Sakurasai will definitely...

"No, no, why did an irrelevant guy appear in my imagination?"

Ying shook her head vigorously and took out the potion she had secretly bought when she came back: "Is this thing really useful? My consciousness is indeed clear, but my body is still warm... the magical Dolly Shop."

Ying carefully observed the name and store sign on the medicine bottle for a while, and suddenly her eyes fixed.

"Idiot Fox! Why is there a picture of you painted on an ordinary little shop on the street?"

Standing at the door and observing the surroundings, Ying raised his foot and kicked the door open without any hesitation, then threw the bottle of medicine he was holding in. The shining sword hung at his waist, and when he closed the door, he gathered a wild star outside the door to prevent others from stopping him from killing the fox.

Looking at the samurai Sakurasai who was still practicing boxing without any movement, the traveler went up and gave him a big kick.

"Well--"

The foot, without any strength left, unexpectedly penetrated his body, and it was too late to retract his foot.

The splits that were performed without any preparation made Ying realize how stiff her body was after sleeping for hundreds of years.

She struggled to stand up, slowly moved to the sofa and sat down, her legs hidden under her nightgown politely pressed together diagonally. Ying smiled like a lady and said, "Is this how you treat guests? Not paying any attention to them, it's not polite at all."

The samurai Sakurasai glanced indifferently at the traveler who was trying to maintain his dignity, turned around with his fox tail wagging, and walked through the frosted glass door of the bathroom. After a while, his soul drove his body to open the door.

Coming out with him were a few lively little thunder elemental foxes.

Ying Xiao, who had relieved a lot of pain, asked, "Aren't you afraid of getting an electric shock if you put these things in the bathroom?"

"I think you're kidding. I have to be afraid of electric shock? I wouldn't feel anything if I was struck by lightning while standing under a tree in a rainstorm."

Picking up the medicine bottle that fell on the ground and looking at the label, the god of servitude Yingzhai replied: "It's normal to have my portrait on it. Dolly is a big businessman who cooperates with me, but this medicine..."

"It can indeed make you conscious, but it doesn't care about your body. Generally speaking, even if you drink the most powerful aphrodisiac, you can still stay awake after drinking this medicine."

"Then why do I have such random thoughts?"

"You are a person who likes to daydream, okay?"

With his tail lifted up to make it easier for the little foxes holding the towels to wipe him, the attendant Yingsai took out the plug and smelled the smell inside. He pondered for a moment and said, "It seems that I can't really blame you for this."

"The craftsmanship of the guy who brewed this potion is not very good, and it seems that he cut corners. Usually, adventurers buy the most potions of this kind, and they drink them when they are injured. It was that bastard who acted on his own initiative. Dolly doesn't want to make dirty money from life-threatening situations."

"…Then can I sue them?"

"Of course you can. If the medicine doesn't meet the standards, it's the store's fault. Dolly doesn't come here normally, and the people who opened a branch here are a little bolder. We can take this opportunity to criticize them."

The little foxes moved quickly, and soon their wet tails were wiped until only some moisture remained. The attendant Yingzhai sat on the sofa next to the traveler, politely keeping a distance: "Would you like to drink something so late at night? Dandelion wine? Fire water? Sakura wine? Or Liyue's authentic cellar-aged liquor."

"You were drunk last night, and you want to drink again today? You seem to be an alcoholic like Wendy."

Various packages of drinks fell on the table, along with some snacks like broad beans. Ying picked up a small biscuit with a filling and said, "Do you like drinks so much?"

"To relieve my worries... I don't have the energy to think during the day, but when I'm alone and quiet at night, I have the energy to think about random things. The matter of the Emperor caught me off guard, and I can't fall asleep without drinking some wine."

The rich aroma of wine spread throughout the room. A wine glass taller than a fist was filled with Liyue white wine. The attendant god Yingzai took a sip and said, "He is the first generation god, and also the ancient demon god who witnessed many secrets. When he leaves, Barbatos will be the only true first generation god in Teyvat."

"Although the general is also a victor in the Demon God War, her throne was inherited from her sister... The Ancient Ones are slowly fading away."

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It's so uncomfortable. I have five lives in Cangjiao. I want to draw six lives but I have to wait. It's okay to have a main C for the transition in the early stage. I can't fill it up. If I fill it up, it will go crooked... Please urge for more, follow up, and collect it!

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