Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The chubby-faced wealthy businessman patted his belly and walked out of the room. He did not forget to close the door before leaving. He looked smiling and harmless.

Ying lowered her head and recalled the names mentioned in their conversation before they left. Suddenly, she exclaimed, "Idiot fox, you don't have more female friends here than Mond, do you?"

"Apparently I am more like the protagonist. I am a foreigner. I can gain elemental power by touching the statue. Come to think of it, I haven't tried the statue here yet..."

"Traveler, I'm very curious. It's been so long, don't you have any intention of asking?" Sitting down at the round table, the attendant god Yingsai took a sip of the wine provided here and put it aside.

The traveler also sat down nearby, picked up a cup of oolong tea prepared by the idiot fox, and asked boredly:

"What do you want me to ask? The taste is a little too bland, add a little more wine to it... Why not add some of that wine? The taste is very good, I like it."

"The drinks in this place have some potions that can help you have a good time. They are useless to us, but they might be useful to you. This is all recorded in the information I got from my friend. Didn't you read it carefully?"

"If you had told me earlier that the girl you ordered for me couldn't even dance with her belly button exposed, I might have taken a look at what fun things were recorded in the intelligence."

She got angry when she mentioned this traveler. She slammed the table and angrily accused him, "Do you know how bad this is? It's worse than when you touched my soul without permission in the Wolf Leader!"

Ying covered her chest, her pounding heart telling of her anger:

"You gave me hope, but you ruthlessly shattered it. No wonder Yuhengxing said you were evil... Just a quick question, why did you touch my soul? You touched it, but you also left a reminder."

The tea leaves floated in the clear liquid. The attendant Yingzhai said solemnly, "Of course, this is to prevent you from not knowing this. Doesn't this make me look polite? I don't want you to say I'm uneducated."

"As for why I contacted your soul, of course it was to see the difference between the souls of outsiders and the souls of Teyvat locals. However, your mental resistance is really low. Even some seven or eight-year-old children have higher mental resistance than you."

"This is such a shameless upbringing... This oolong tea is really good. If you ask me, those oolong teas with yellowish water are not authentic. Only the clear and bright ones like this are authentic!"

She swallowed the tea, including the tea leaves, swayed her toes and kicked her legs randomly. The beautiful young traveler, who still looked healthy, propped up her chin and asked with a smile, "By the way, is this a confession session? You can tell me anything I ask?"

"No, there are some things I won't tell you. Now I just want to have something to talk about while we drink tea."

What is a confession bureau? Even dogs don't play it.

The samurai Sakurasai just picked a topic at random, and by the way, tested how strange the traveler's thinking was, to see if there was any threat to him becoming the number one in Teyvat.

Sister Alice had fled to the border, and now was the critical moment for him to completely overshadow her power. He would not allow anyone to suddenly pop out and cause trouble.

All those who dare to destroy it, hehe——

"I don't actually have much to ask. I will break the legs of that bastard brother with my own efforts. As for matters related to me, the most I can ask is, can the contact between souls really make people feel close?"

Travelers have always been skeptical about this protection.

In the past, when she and her brother were traveling, she rarely had the opportunity to leave her body. At that time, she punched her brother three times, and when she returned to her body, she was still angry because her brother stole her snacks in the middle of the night.

The attendant Yingzhai said calmly: "Of course, soul to soul contact will not produce any different feelings, but this must be surface contact. I smelled the scent of your soul at that time, and in order to reciprocate, I let you smell it as well."

"Perhaps my soul essence is too clear. At that time, you couldn't hold back and bit me. I was forced to take out my cane and hit you. Obviously, it didn't stop at the surface contact."

"Personally, I'm more inclined to believe that because I beat you up in my spirit state, you were forced to look at me more favorably... Do you think this can threaten me? There is nothing in the world that can threaten me."

Facing the tip of the sword directly poking at his temple, the samurai Sakurasai showed disdain.

After finding that he still couldn't chop the idiot fox beside him, Ying kicked off his boots, took a deep breath, and kicked out with lightning speed.

"boom--"

"Well!"

The attendant Yingsai readily put away the steel plate and filled the traveler's cup with oolong tea: "If you really don't have anything to ask, why don't we play finger-guessing? Whoever loses will drink a cup of disinfectant alcohol oolong tea."

With his toes curled up in his boots, the traveler gasped:

"You must ensure that you do not use any evil methods, nor any strange ways to dissolve the oolong tea. We will all boil it based on our physical condition to see who can drink more and has a better physical condition."

"I'm not the type to cheat on this kind of thing. I trust my luck."

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"I believe in my physique too! Idiot fox!"

Although he had no strength and was weaker after waking up, as if he had to start all over again, the traveler was still able to stand out from the crowd and finally won the game with his luck before he passed out.

After all, the 'hero' that stands out among the crowd does not include these strange species.

"Put your chin here."

Her fingers gently rubbed the chin of the attendant god Yingzai, and her soft fingertips rubbed the skin. Ying lowered her head and sniffed, and said in surprise: "Even beautiful girls smell of alcohol when they are drunk, why do they smell like cherry blossoms when they are drunk? Little fox, tell your sister quickly."

"Please call me Brother Traveler! I'm younger than you..."

"Don't forget that my ID card from the Knights says I'm 16."

"So you should accept Inazuma's ID card. At least my people won't ask you to hide your age against your conscience... Do you want to know why the smell of alcohol turns into the smell of fireworks? In fact, the reason is very simple. Just turn yourself into a monster."

His throat was touched, and the attendant Yingzhai said vaguely: "After Aunt Ganyu drank two glasses of vegetarian wine, she would exude a refreshing smell. This is just a very common difference from ordinary people, nothing special."

"You really don't want to register for an ID card in Inazuma? I guarantee that you will become a foreigner who will not be suspected in most places."

"We'll talk about it later. We'll talk about it later."

He picked up an unopened bottle of disinfectant alcohol, weighed the fox's head on his left hand, bit open the lid with his teeth, and poured another bottle for the fox that had lost because of bad luck.

"Tell me, what are the pheromones you emit in the Wolf Territory?"

"That's exactly what happened. It's the hormones that animals emit when they're courting. My fiancée smelled it, too. It was in the desert. On the night of my eighteenth birthday, my lovely fiancée suddenly appeared in the desert like a cactus."

"You still have a fiancée?" Ying felt her teeth ache. "How many female confidantes do you have?"

The attendant god Yingsai's eyes widened:

"Shouldn't you be more concerned about my fiancée's illegal activities? According to Inazuma's law, she should have to wait at least a few hundred or a thousand years before she can suppress me! But the reality is that she dared to bite my neck when I was nine years old."

Ying said speechlessly: "Even if you are an immortal, you can't survive for so many years, right? Is the law of Inazuma a face that you can alter at will?"

"But I don't care about this. I have a little respect for human laws, but I don't care that much, otherwise I wouldn't have planned a large-scale purge against the shogunate and Kaijima."

"…If those people are guilty of unforgivable crimes, can you add me as one? I have never tried this before."

"Pepé is so cute, what's wrong with her bullying me? Since she has the ability to bully me and plot against me, she can bully me at will. It all depends on your ability, and so do you, Traveler! You can also use your ability to take various things from me."

"Answer my question properly!"

Kneading the idiot fox's face hard, Ying shook it and suddenly asked: "What do you think of the eternity of Inazuma? If I fulfill my Inazuma, will there be any unexpected situation? Are you plotting against me?"