Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"What do you mean by this appearance?"

"How can you meet your brother in this state?"

"Cheer up!"

"..."

“It was the first time I realized how beautiful the blue sky and white clouds were.”

She propped herself up and turned over, her bright golden hair falling on the worn bluestone bricks. Staring at the blue sky and white clouds that appeared in her eyes, Ying muttered to herself, "But when I passed out before, did someone grab my soul and scold me?"

The traveler vaguely remembered that it was an old man with a cane who called himself Walter. He said that his right leg was lame, so he needed another person to take over his shift to guard Teyvat. Then, regardless of whether she agreed or not, he grabbed the cane and started chasing her.

"Does it look good? I don't think so."

Grabbing the traveler's shoulders and turning her body so that her eyes were level with his own, the god-servant Yingsai, with blood still lingering at the corner of his mouth, held a bottle of unfamiliar pills in his hand and said seriously, "Since God has blessed you to be alive, let's try other medicines."

"As long as you take more poison, your brother will definitely appear. Don't worry, I have enough poison in stock. From today until a month later, there will be no shortage of poison. Let's go to hell together and forge a deeper friendship!"

"Help me feed Andrius a few!" Pressing the North Wind's king wolf under him, Tevalin shook his thick dragon tail and interrupted with interest.

"I have no interest in a life-or-death friendship. Give up and stop falling into idle fantasies. My brother will never show up."

Ying opened her eyes, which were as dull as dead fish, and advised, "Your method is useless. Maybe he doesn't want to see me get close to others. There is a mysterious connection between blood relatives. The fact that he came to see me after I woke up has already shown his attitude."

"...Don't let me know which coquettish bitch is holding him back and even preventing him from coming to see his lovely sister, otherwise I will skin them alive!" The traveler cursed fiercely, his malicious gaze falling on the tail behind the samurai Sakurasai.

She didn't know if this so-called life-and-death friendship was really useful, but after waking up, she found the servant god Sakurasai much more pleasing to her eyes, and even her desire to pluck off his tail hair to make a scarf became more than twice as strong.

"You have a point."

After thinking carefully about what Ying said, the God of War Yingsai suddenly smiled and agreed: "Your suggestion is great, but I think my suggestion is also great, so I plan to combine the two methods together."

The white fox stood up, took the tail and started to prepare.

"..."

After thinking about the suggestions in his previous words, Ying's face turned cold.

"Heh! You lustful vixen, it's not your fault that you fell in love with me because of my charm. The beautiful girl is ready to be liked by everyone, but it's your fault that you have evil thoughts!"

"I have no interest in you, not now and not in the future, so stop your devious ways...what are you doing with your tail here?"

"Foolish traveler, do you really think I would risk destroying cultural relics to take advantage of you? You are the one who should take advantage. You need to know that my bad reputation does not mean that few people like me."

The smile on the god-servant Sakurasai's face was even colder than that of the traveler.

"Although this is a disadvantage for me, I am a kind fox who is easily merciful. This time I intend to let you lick my tail with reluctance. This is the best way for foxes to express closeness to each other."

"Want to lick your tail? Not to mention the fur... do you really have no evil intentions at all? I think my charm has been questioned. This is a legitimate opportunity to take advantage of a hottie like me."

"Hmph~ There are so many good girls, why should I take such a big risk to take advantage of you? You think you...嘤!"

He poked the pill hanging on the tail, pinched the tip of the tail and used his massage technique with bad intentions, then Ying slowly sat up and put the tail, which was fluffy and had rolled on the ground without getting any dust on it, on his legs.

"Idiot, if the beautiful girl doesn't show her power, you think I'm a soft loli! But I'm the best at dealing with disobedient animals." The traveler smiled confidently.

"No, it's impossible. In order to prevent the tail from dragging me down, I have already undergone desensitization training. Even Yae Shinko, who is most familiar with the White City Fox Demon's tail, can't give it to me... Is this the old man's leeway?"

"You still don't speak properly after all this, you deserve to be punished!"

"嘤嘤!"

The breeze took away the numbness on her wrist. Amber glanced around silently. The terrible fox calls continued in her ears. She looked at the traveler again, put one of her hands, which kept changing back to its original shape, on her leg, and placed her slender fingertips on the base of his ear.

"嘤嘤嘤~"

The white-haired fox with sparkling eyes had its tongue hanging out.

"I can already imagine where Eula's greatsword will hit him." Amber shook her head.

Ying pinched the pink fox tongue with two fingers and shook it gently: "You really don't know more about my brother?"

"Of course I know, but why should I sue... I don't know! I don't know!"

Covering his head with his two paws and shaking it repeatedly, the attendant Yingzhai said stubbornly: "I am just a little fox. I am only twenty years old this year and I am not yet an adult. What can you expect me to know?"

The deadline for the White Star fox demon to reach adulthood in the Inazuma Law has been pushed to a thousand years by the bored Yae Shinto.

Ying placed her palm on the fox belly of the attendant god Yingsai and smiled slightly: "You don't want to appear in such an occasion in a worse state, do you?"

"Please make me worse!"

Is such a threat useful? It is useful to most people, but not to a few people, and even more useless to those who are not human.

The white-haired fox hugged Ying's hand, and its azure pupils were suddenly covered with pink light, faintly outlining a heart pattern.

"Dear traveler, compared with you, other masseuses in Teyvat are really useless. If I don't relax my body, they can't even give me any feeling. They are all a bunch of useless trash! Hiss, hiss, hiss~?~"

The tip of the sword pierced through the shield of a water abyss mage. Kaiya exclaimed in amazement: "Captain Qin, we really need to take good care of him."

"..."

Kaeya did not receive any response, except that the screams of the abyss monsters intensified.

The traveler's face changed and she struggled to pull her hand back, but the white-haired fox pounced on her and pushed her down again.

Oops! The white fox has taken over the show!

"Wendy, Paimon, save me!"

Without the arrogance and pride it had before, its chin was rubbed back and forth on its shoulder by the fox's head, and the soft fur rubbed against its skin. The seemingly light-hearted fox spirit exuded a heavy power that made the traveler unable to move.

Facing his good friend's call for help, the reliable lackey leaned behind Wendy and said, "Traveler, it's not that I won't save you, it's just that he is too scary right now. No matter how a normal person thinks, it's impossible for him to have a loving look in his eyes!"

Wendy squatted aside and observed carefully: "There are traces of magic. He must have hypnotized himself. This is not uncommon among Baichen fox demons."

Tevarin interrupted, "They always come up with some strange ideas, some of which they themselves cannot accept. In order to put these ideas into action, they cleverly thought of self-hypnosis."

"There's something wrong with this race!" Ying cursed.

Tevarin corrected him, "They just like to have some fun. There's nothing wrong with them. But sometimes they make themselves the source of the fun, which is a little strange."

"Based on my experience, he has hypnotized himself into a loyal dog who can't live without the Traveler." Wendy observed for a while and said in surprise: "And it's a rather bad type. The harder you struggle, the more he will... Tsk~"

Looking at the fox's tail that left an afterimage, Wendy shook her head.

Her eyelashes trembled.

"Does that mean he will listen to whatever I say?"

"meeting."

"Oh ho ho~"

The traveler's eyes suddenly lit up, and he took out the wooden stick that could have been used to train Paimon from his pocket and moved it a little further away, "Quick, help me pick up this stick."

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"Shameless!"

The Water Abyss Mage cursed, "He actually used such a despicable tactic against your blood relatives...Does your highness like this?"