Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Alice is a famous adventurer in Teyvat. Although she likes to destroy things with bombs, has an unpredictable style of doing things, and often means well but does bad things, no matter how many shortcomings she has, they cannot cover up her strengths. This great adventurer is a man of her words and will not go back on her word.

Since she had promised to tell the samurai Sakurasai a 50-cent story, Alice would naturally do what she said. She took out a storybook, marked the price, and finally began to recite it with emotion.

If the servant god Sakurasai doesn't want to hear the dark history of the God's younger sister, then Alice will tell it to him, but if the servant god Sakurasai is interested in it, then Alice will not fulfill his wish.

People like them, the Eightfold Son of God type, like to do unexpected things to provoke other people's nerves.

"...Oh, my love, please forgive me for not being able to love you anymore..."

"I don't think this kind of story is worth 50 cents, and with Sister Alice's weird recitation, I'm probably going to have to pay for it."

"…The dragon's threat worked, the princess left the prince, and the two lovers were forced to separate…"

"Yingsai, where do you want to go on this trip?"

"…The grieving prince was unwilling to endure the separation from his beloved, so he summoned heroes to rescue the princess…"

"Is your concern for me real? It sounds like it's true, so I'll take it as true for now. Then, are your feelings for me over the past few years real or fake?"

"...the clever craftsman created a great hero named Duduko..."

"I agree!"

The tactic of training the hawk worked, and the most stubborn of the old stubborn men who truly considered the Inazuma tradition was forced to surrender. Although traditions are worth observing, if he made a fool of himself in such an important place as the castle tower, he would not only die, but his descendants would also be ridiculed.

"Let him go. Yingsai, I believe that my feelings for you are undoubtedly genuine, and I do regard you as my younger relative, but I know your character, and you don't care about this matter at all."

"...The created hero has a unique ability. It can use the super invincible Thunderbolt Bomb!..."

"I agree too!"

"I am as above!"

With the first surrender, the remaining stubborn ones were defeated.

"Yes, I really don't care about this matter. I also don't care about you tricking me into coming to the castle tower. I don't care about anything. We just have different standpoints. If I were in your shoes, I would also find this matter extremely interesting."

As he said, the attendant god Yingzhai ignored the noisy voices of agreement. The sound was like the wind blowing out of a cave in the mountains, deep and cool, carrying the oppressive darkness deep in the cave.

"Son of God, family, friendship, and even love, the ropes that bind each other together will be firmly held by me at both ends. I will never separate the other end and entrust it to others? The relationship maintained in this way is too fragile."

"You just need to tie the other person up, leaving no room for struggle, and then the relationship won't betray me. Only when the relationship created in this way betrays me will I feel angry."

"...Gu~ The prince doesn't agree with the bombing method proposed by the great hero Dudu. The prince said that you are a bit too extreme in treating the evil dragon..."

Alice held the storybook in her hands, looking back and forth.

"And at this time, the princess who was acting as the narrator also said...Sister Shenzi, you won't say anything? Then please speak, Prince!"

"Son of God, don't you think this is great? You won't be betrayed. As long as you tie them up successfully, you can trust each other with your true feelings. The person being tied up can't hide anything from you, and you will know his true thoughts."

"I won't betray you! I won't abandon you! I won't lose you! We won't never meet again! God's Son, I like this very much. I like it very much."

"So he went to the other extreme? So my judgment was basically correct. Yingzhai, like other Baichen, has some problems in dealing with feelings."

Alice put the storybook down with a snap, squinted her eyes and smiled in agreement, "But the method that Yingsai mentioned is indeed very touching, Shenzi, although it is uncomfortable to be weighed down by such heavy emotions, the benefits are real."

"...Do you think I would say this to cooperate with you? Samurai Sakurasai! Your flaws are too obvious. If you really took your feelings seriously as you said, you wouldn't have turned into Yaezakura and deceived Kujo Kamajima!"

Alice suddenly changed the direction of attack, and was more angry than a bee that lost its honey: "Why don't you come to discuss it with me? You just need to fill the loophole, and then you can definitely make the Son of God have evil thoughts."

"Don't blame me so confidently. If you really wanted to help me, you wouldn't have exposed me so openly. I came to you to discuss things, and you sold me out the next moment. We are the same kind of people. Such a simple trick can't break our defense!"

The attendant god Yingzhai snorted:

"Yae Shenzi, part of what I said before is true. I really don't care about this matter."

"However, there is only one position for the Lord of Baichen, and I can't let you be on top of me!"

Yae Shinko waved her hand, "This is a challenge full of childish tempers. Be careful out there."

"Aren't you an adult who is acting like a child and still sulking? I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."

"You won't say goodbye to me?" Alice protested that this was discrimination.

"I'm going to prepare a big surprise for you, and I'm going to arrange it for you as much as possible. Are you afraid of the Fatui?"

"You are simply insulting me! I don't need you to arrange anything. I will go to the Adventurer's Association right now to make a statement. The great adventurer Alice accepted the commission from Narukami-kun and prepared a big surprise for the Fatui."

Although they had not been together for a long time, Alice truly regarded the samurai Sakurasai as a junior. Because of this, she took the responsibility of this matter generously, patted her chest, and perfectly expressed the responsibility of an elder.

“No responsibility at all.”

"You want to put the blame on me, how can you say that? And you see, the Son of God's younger sister didn't say anything. Tacit consent is the same as agreement, and this is a truth that has been passed down since ancient times." Alice pointed to the empty seat next to her.

The attendant god Yingsai was very proud: "Of course it's because I don't have the responsibility either, so I put the blame on you! Also, tacit consent does not mean agreement."

"Your formula is not correct at all."

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Going up the spacious staircase, he arrived at the top of the castle tower. Looking out at the sky mixed with clouds that looked like intoxicated candlelight, Yae Shinto was confused for a moment, then lowered his head to look at General Lei Dian who was reviewing his martial arts in the training ground.

The soft figure was half leaning on the railing, the cool breeze blew towards her, ruffling the hair tucked behind her ears, the misty water color hiding the sadness seemed to be disturbed by the wind, and the eyelashes drooped like a fan.

"What a cruel heart you have. I wonder if you came out to see when the general took him in as his dependent. If you did, why didn't you take a look at me as well? If you didn't, you must be even crueler."

The soft murmur was hidden in the noisy wind, and the slender fingers stroked the unevenness of the railing, "Ying, Ying, my dear prince, what do you think of Yingsai? Humph~ I don't care what you think, in my heart this child is the second best in the world~"

"Maybe I can replace you and become the best in the world. Hmm~ I think it will be soon. Who told you to hide from me all the time? Don't cry and make a fuss and roll around on my clothes. The great fox fairy palace official will be as cruel as her god."

The kid must be very proud now, right? That's great. I hope he can have a happy trip.

General Lei Dian on the Yanwu City raised his head, and a clear voice came across the distance, "Yaezan Shenzi, you are looking at me."

"Ah~ I'm praying for the future world's best stickman, hoping that Inazuma Minglei will always protect him. Also, you're not the only one I'm looking at."

"Sakurasai? I will."

"Hey, General, tell her that sooner or later she will be so sad that even dessert can't comfort her."

"Is there something wrong with eternity?" General Lei Dian frowned.

"Wooden head."

"Yaezao Shenzi, why don't you explain clearly? Yaezao Shenzi?"