Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Being so kind that you don’t think about your own kindness is a more terrifying trait than being reckless.

It was for this reason that Noelle had not yet passed the assessment of the Knights Templar. After all, a girl like her could, after becoming a knight, show others what it meant for the boundary between life and death to be turned into a dance floor.

Becoming a frequent visitor to the West Wind Church's medical room is the lightest consequence!

Amber originally thought that going to the snowy mountains alone to rescue people was Noel's limit, but now she discovered that this was not Noel's limit, it was the limit of her imagination, and Noel's ideas were far beyond her imagination.

In order to make Noelle realize the error of this idea, Amber used all the harsh words she had ever heard in her life. This should have been a therapy for a fool...

"But why are there two idiots in the team this time?"

After arriving at the Knights' camp outside the Wolf Territory, Amber opened a box that was unfamiliar to her. She looked at the pitiful star adventurer huddled inside and her breathing paused.

Now Amber deeply experienced the feelings that the Grand Commander and Frederica once felt when they faced her who followed them secretly.

Feng Shui turns.

"Little Amy!"

"Please call me Fischl, thank you." After enduring the tickling of the fox's tail all the way, stubbornly correcting others' names was the last dignity of the Princess of Judgment, and her eyes were full of tears.

"Sakurai..."

"Don't look at me. You are not in a position to blame me."

Grabbing the fox's tail behind him and pointing it at Amber, the attendant Yingzhai sneered, "Do you need me to help you recall that stormy night? I just did the same thing as before."

"..."

Amber said guiltily, "At that time, I was at least an apprentice knight of the Knights Templar. But Fischl was different. She was just an adventurer who had recently gained fame. She was not a knight and had no responsibility to come to such a dangerous place."

"It seems that I shouldn't send Klee, who was also hiding here, back. I must have been a terrible person in her heart at that time, right? The magical Mr. Fox actually learned from the evil leader Qin and sent her back to the confinement room."

The clear water wet the soil under his feet, and the samurai Sakurasai felt that today was really terrible.

Paimon, who was sleeping on his head, wiped his saliva and muttered to himself in his sleep with a few strange laughs, saying things like "You were born to be eaten by me, hehe~"

Ying raised her head solemnly: "Such a heavy murderous aura."

Glancing at Paimon who was still sleeping peacefully, the Traveler felt pity but also a bit of pride. Only such a calm and stable lackey could highlight her reputation as the Traveler.

It's a pity that such lackeys won't live long.

Although Ying felt that it could still be rescued.

"This isn't a multiple-choice question about who to send back. It's a simple question about sending both of them back. I'm going to tell Eula," Amber threatened, "and Captain Jean."

The attendant god Yingsai smiled and said, "Instead of wishing for me to be punished, I should think about what to eat tonight. I think Shimizu Paimon is pretty good. I should also learn from the monsters in the storybook novels. I will start by eating people and then absorbing their essence."

"Paimon is not a human!"

Paimon, who was awakened by the question "What are we eating tonight?", heard the malicious words of the white-haired fox below him, and angrily accused him, "And it should start by absorbing the essence, right? How can you just go straight to eating people! Paimon can lend you the Traveler first."

"You damned lackey, you deserve to be eaten."

Ying not only expressed her agreement with words, but also with actions.

"Traveler, as a good companion, are you unwilling to help Paimon? You only lost a little energy, but Paimon lost his life! ... Is it too late to beg for mercy now?"

Out of the corner of his eye he noticed the saliva on the white hair and fur. Paimon swallowed silently and stretched out his sleeve to help wipe it off: "Paimon it's not delicious at all. Isn't it said that wild animals have a very strange taste?"

"You are domesticated now."

Picking up Paimon, the attendant god Sakurasai quickly stuffed two things into her mouth, threw her into the arms of the traveler, and left quickly, intending to wash up first.

Ying shook off Paimon and followed silently, intending to let the servant god Yingsai lead the way.

She wanted to wash up too.

I have to admit, it was really uncomfortable to have Paimon's saliva wet my body.

Paimon was thrown away again, tears welling up in the corners of his eyes. He spit out the bitter gall and lemon in his mouth with a bitter face, "Paimon feels like I can't eat tonight. The taste is so weird. The gall is bitter, but why is the lemon bitter too?"

"No, Paimon has to go wash too." Looking down at the corner of his clothes wet with saliva, Paimon silently followed the traveler's pace.

Amber blinked twice.

"Wash? But the tent for washing isn't there."

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"It's evil, so evil. This is the Knights' camp. Those who can be here are the elite of the Knights... What happened? Under the noses of so many elites, someone actually followed and spied on us."

Kaiya slammed the table, and the sweet and sour hot tomato soup created ripples. "Are you ashamed? It's not even completely dark yet, how embarrassing!"

After taking a bite of dry bread soaked in hot soup, the traveler said confidently: "How could I have thought that the place where he went to wash was not the tent of the Knights' camp, but a lake. I originally wanted him to lead the way."

The more he talked, the more it made sense. Ying snorted, "Besides, what did he lose? When I got there, I saw a white fox swimming with fish in the lake. It couldn't even create the conditions for the clothes on the shore to be blown away by the wind."

"Paimon admits his mistake. Paimon is willing to be punished."

Unlike the self-righteous traveler, her lackey admitted his mistake decisively, holding a piece of dry bread in his hand, he flew to the side of the attendant god Yingsai, offered his food to him, and said with a chuckle:

"We will be going deep into the Wolf Territory early tomorrow morning. Most of the people sitting in this tent are elite knights who are about to start their mission. Paimon thought, should we have a good meal tonight so that the knights can better recuperate?"

After eating Paimon's offering neatly, the attendant Sakurasai said with a smile: "Tonight's food was prepared by the Knights' most skilled knights and maids in the knight order. Do you think this is not good enough? I think it tastes good."

There is a shortage of staff here, and the food allocated is only enough to taste, so we still have to help the nanny who Rosalyn sent over for free.

Paimon agreed, "It tastes really good, and that knight lives up to his reputation, but don't we have a better choice here? Someone in this tent is not a member of the Knights, but has cooking skills that can touch the realm of gods."

“Is there such a person?” Noelle began to look for him.

"You've hit upon this point..."

Paimon's condition was very specific. The attendant god Yingzhai knocked on the bowl calmly and said, "It seems that you want to taste the cooking skills of a god. You have a good idea, little guy. I am not incapable of satisfying your wish."

His throat suddenly felt dry, and Kaia lowered his head and scooped a spoonful of hot soup.

Why does it always feel like this tent is filled with a sudden dead air? ... Kaia quickly ate lunch, wanting to leave this troubled place as soon as possible.

Ying's expression became a little more serious: "'Little guy' is the nickname given to me by the fox girl, the servant Yingzhai, you are not qualified to give it to others."

"But you have to know, Paimon, in Teyvat, matters related to the gods are very serious. If you want to display god-level cooking skills, the right time, right place, and right people are all essential."

"Now is not the right time, nor the right place, so I cannot fulfill your wish tonight."

Paimon looked gloomy.

"But I can let you try out immortal-level cooking skills first. Do you know what an immortal is?"

“Of course Paimon knows that the immortal is a follower of the Liyue Rock God, and his cooking skills can be said to be second only to those of the gods.” Paimon’s eyes lit up again.

"I know a lot."

The attendant Yingzhai modestly took out a half-human-high mechanism from his tail and said, "Do you see this mechanism? This is a cooking machine made by the Liyue immortal Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun. It can automatically capture ingredients and make food according to the immortal's recipe. I made some improvements to it."

"Goo-"

The hand holding the spoon trembled a little, and Kaia thought of some bad memories.

It is true that it can capture food automatically, but can this mechanism recognize what is food and what is not food?