Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Arguing often cannot solve many problems.

The same is true for struggle, except that this can solve the problem of the person who brought up the matter. The memory of last night remained on the sudden fight. Ying rubbed his head and stood up, putting Paimeng who had slipped down aside, and observed the environment he was in now.

There's nothing much to say about the decoration, there's nothing much to say about Paimon, and there's even less to say about the white-haired fox lying with its four paws facing the sky on the desk in the distance.

What is really worth mentioning is Lisa, who I met briefly at the city gate yesterday. She insisted not to stay up late and did not attend the party last night.

"She is also a beautiful girl..."

The traveler moved his head and observed Lisa's outstanding advantages from different angles. He sighed with satisfaction, lifted the blanket and walked over, and said in a gentle voice: "Are you the one who took me in when I was homeless?"

A piece of crisp lettuce was inserted, and the fresh taste filled her mouth. There were faint shadows at the corners of her eyes. Lisa said expressionlessly: "My junior dragged you to my side yesterday."

"The poor senior sister was forced by the life-saving grace to satisfy the junior brother's weird ideas. She pretended to be awake as well, and spent the rest of the night modifying equipment for a little cutie."

The coffee table was replaced by a rack with knight armor hanging on it. The surface of the armor shone with a bright cold luster. Sad Lisa held her chin up and sighed sadly: "What sin have I committed? I hope I won't get acne from staying up late this time."

She sat down next to Lisa naturally, her eyes briefly attracted by the knight's armor in front of her, and praised: "How could it be? Beautiful girls have never been annoyed by such people. Even Acne can't bear to destroy Lisa's beauty."

The highly emotionally intelligent traveler took the fork from Lisa's hand and helped pick up a piece of vegetable, then brought it to her bright red lips and smiled softly: "Thank you for helping me. I like this kind of armor very much. Is there anything I can do for you?"

"How polite! If it was my junior, he would just complain that I didn't do a good job of editing it. People with chaotic personalities are always like this. At least it seems much better than Ms. Alice blowing up something before she gets it."

"That's because they are impolite." Ying didn't feel guilty at all. She had a very good personality, as noble as an orchid. Everyone loved her and flowers bloomed when she saw them. Even pigs would be impressed by her charm.

"I'm different." The traveler said proudly, "Rather than the equipment, I care more about whether the people who make the equipment are working hard. Do you want me to give you a massage? I've learned professional massage."

As for whether or not the person receiving the massage has learned something and how much he or she has learned, this is not something the person receiving the massage should be concerned about.

It is easy to distinguish between chaotic people and normal people. The foreign traveler next to him is obviously the former. Lisa calmly changed the subject: "The knight armor provided by junior brother is made of very good materials and the forging craftsmanship is also quite good. It is a top-notch protective equipment."

"It's just that this armor has too many functions, such as automatically brushing teeth and saying sweet words after the battle... It adds weight to the wearer for no reason."

Lisa pointed at the parts piled up around her and said lazily, "What I want to do is to delete these unnecessary functions, leaving only the most basic protection capabilities and a combat amplification system."

He stood up holding the salad bowl and fumbled inside the armor for a while. A tiny purple electric current suddenly flashed on the surface of the armor. Lisa introduced: "The button is inside the armor. It can release electric current to stimulate the wearer's body and enhance physical fitness."

"Originally there was a proxy function, but leaving it here would only cause more trouble. This set of armor was originally a semi-finished product that he made out of interest, and it's not yet smart enough. The real name of the so-called proxy system is "Run away while mocking your ancestors. Catch up if you can!""

"...Why don't you stay?" Ying actually wanted to see how people curse in this world.

"This is adding to my workload. I'm sorry, sweetheart, but I still have a lot of things to do next."

Politely rejecting the traveler's idea, Lisa took two more steps to the sleeping servant Yingsai, put down the salad, reached into his fox tail and felt around, and took out a box made of fine wood.

She said, "This is the weapon I prepared for you - the 'Key of the Holy Manifestation'. It is of five-star quality and is said to be the key to open the door to the desert paradise."

Red satin with a delicate touch was spread in the box, and a sword with an overall rock and desert color scheme was quietly placed inside. After taking out the edgeless sword for comparison, Ying politely threw the latter into the trash can.

His hands gently stroked the cold sword, which seemed to have sharp edges, making it look quite extraordinary.

Lisa looked strange: "But you'd better not take this thing out in front of Xumi and the desert people. This should be a sword stored in the treasury of the Order Institute. As far as I know, the sages didn't give it away."

Many desert people believe in the legend of the desert paradise and have been looking for the key.

"So the origin of this sword is a little bit shady. If someone who knows the value of it sees it, it might cause some trouble."

"What is Sumeru? What is the Teaching House?"

"Sumeru is a country governed by the God of Grass, but the gods there are just like the God of Wind here, and have not appeared for hundreds of years. The Ordinance Court is a comparison to our Knights of Favonius, but it is an organization of scholars."

"Oh~"

After learning some basic information, Ying took out the sword lovingly.

"They are just a group of scholars. They can't fight. It's good enough that they can build some muscles while moving books. I will convince them not to care about other people's thoughtful gifts."

"I hope so... There are some potions on the first shelf of the cabinet over there. They are my friendly donation. I'm going to go back and take a nap. Don't disturb me." Lisa shook her head without saying anything more.

All that needed to be said had been said, and it was time for her to go back and get some sleep. She had to prepare for being asked to be the acting group leader. She wondered who would be left behind to look after the group with her, but she hoped it would be someone who could handle official business.

Watching Lisa walk towards the bedroom, Ying swung twice tentatively, and the good feel of the hand made her eyes light up.

"I didn't expect you to do serious work." Coming to the side of the attendant god Yingzhai and patting his fox butt, the traveler pulled open the tail covering his private parts with ill intentions, "Let me see if you are developing normally. You are sleeping so soundly, be careful not to be pulled away by someone... Eh~"

The expected bell did not appear in sight, but a white light was too bright and dazzling. Ying prayed softly:

"I didn't expect that there is Holy Light in this world. I hope Teyvat doesn't have safety pants as notorious as Holy Light."

Seeing that she couldn't find much fun from the white-haired fox, the traveler mercifully turned her gaze to the surroundings, and the wanted poster spread on the table attracted her attention.

"Fire Gun Idol: Our company is about to launch the second idol besides Bao Cai - Miss Kong from the Abyss Cult. However, because this lady is not very interested in being an idol and has fled and fallen, our company has issued this wanted order. We hope that all fans can provide clues. Those who are not very capable should not get involved. The reward is as follows..."

"Brother is really valuable."

Looking at the string of zeros above, Ying shook her head in amazement: "But, could it be that he drew this portrait himself?"

As his fingers stroked the oil portrait on the paper, the traveler's brows softened.

Putting aside the chaotic personality of the God of Samurai Sakusai, at least he really helps when he helps...

"Haha~ Your breathing disturbed my sleep."

The fox opened his eyes a little, and the attendant god Sakurasai wagged his tail, then drowsily turned over and lay on the table, "It's almost time to tidy up the fluff on my tail. Shinobi will be here in two minutes, remember to open the door."

"I'll sleep a little longer. If you still want to stay by my side, remember to stop breathing. Otherwise, sooner or later I will be woken up by your breathing, and then it won't be solved with just a warning." Before closing his eyes, the samurai Sakurasai gave a cold warning.

"..."

"I was really fooled by Pai Meng just now. I actually thought you were a good person."

Thinking that the bottle thrown at her head yesterday seemed to be thrown by this guy, Ying rubbed her forehead with a gloomy face.

If it wasn't for that strange god, how could she be knocked down by a mere wine bottle?