Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

How long have I been running?

The false sunlight in the cave had long been replaced by the silvery moonlight, the ears had long been accustomed to the roaring sounds of explosions, and the flying dirt and grass clippings had become the most common sight.

Looking at her now covered in moonlight, every time she runs, she sheds sweat, like her lost youth, and every breath she takes forward seems like the finale of her farewell to youth. The traveler can't help but shake his head and sigh.

"Come on, don't stop!"

Ordinary people's youth is short and will not be allowed to be spent freely and endlessly. However, Ying never thought that the youth of the locals was too short and not at all like hers. They couldn't even run for a day.

Seeing the firefly sorcerer, who had volunteered to take the blame a long time ago, gasping for breath, the kind-hearted traveler couldn't bear to look at him. He looked at him briefly for two or three seconds, then turned his attention to the book spread out between his legs.

There are unexpectedly many good things in this place. You can see a person’s black history record book just by walking a few steps. It’s like a history museum of Teyvat.

Now she saw that the booklet recorded the dark history of a man named Tartaglia. Beneath all the horrific photos, there was the growth of a young man.

“That’s the meaning of record keeping.”

The sailor suit that Tartaglia wore on this page showed off a little more abdominal muscles than the one on the previous page. Ying couldn't help but say with envy, "After all, people of the same age who are in their puberty period grow up fast. But seeing this person of the same age growing up so fast in every photo, I feel really uncomfortable."

As a beautiful girl in her puberty who was a little late in development, the traveler envied those whose development was on time, and she also wanted to experience the burden and worries of growing up.

But at the same time, she felt a little relieved.

Her brother, who had passed puberty early, didn't seem to have grown at all. Ying felt a little scared, afraid that she would be the same after passing puberty, not looking like she had grown at all.

It’s okay if puberty comes a little late, so that you still have something to look forward to.

There was a contract inside the last page of the book. The traveler had no interest in it, so she put the black history book aside, stood up, stretched and yawned. She decided to go into the house to find something to eat.

Maybe Paimon was buried by the food and couldn't move?

It is indeed embarrassing to be a cute lackey.

"Beep beep beep beep——"

Thinking about what value Paimon still had that could be squeezed out to repay the favor, the traveler smiled knowingly when she heard a voice that was now all too familiar to her: "It turns out that I can hear some differences in the ticking sounds of bombs."

Perhaps it was the remaining gentleness of the samurai Sakurasai that he designed the sound of each bomb to be different. For example, the one she was stepping on now had a fast but dull sound, the type that would explode if released.

"So why bury a bomb next to the house?"

Being able to identify the type of bomb does not mean you can defuse it. The ticking sound is like the god of death, and the traveler is left in tears.

Fortunately, in this inhuman cave, there are always people who are willing to give their true heart. Ying looked expectantly at the person coming in front of her.

"Fire element detected, executing the elimination plan."

A mechanical voice sounded, and the cold maid robot did not disappoint the traveler's expectations. After noticing the abnormal situation here, it immediately turned around and rushed over.

After inspecting the current situation, she immediately adopted the most appropriate and least damaging demolition method.

The steps were simple and clear. First, take the black history record booklet piled on the steps, then move a few sandbags from the house and surround the traveler to prevent the aftermath of the explosion from spreading. Finally, throw a small sandbag at the traveler, forcing her steps to shift a little bit.

Dazzling flames quickly filled his pupils. In the last moment before the explosion, he raised his middle finger and swore, "If I can return to this cave one day, I will tear you apart."

A streak of golden light disappeared at the end of the sky. The maid robot folded its palm upwards to reveal a water pipe. Clear spring water fell on the grass burning with flames. She said in a cold and fair tone: "The elimination plan has been executed."

"It's another day of protecting my master's property. I am indeed the most perfect maid robot. Yay~"

The robot actually does not understand the meaning of this sentence, nor does it understand why it is said, but the program instructs it to do so.

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"Angel's Gift" is very lively.

At least it was lively until the traveler flew out of the white-furred fox's tail.

The pub was closed for the night today, and only the most familiar friends gathered together. Unfortunately, such joy did not last long, and the intrusion of strangers was like a depth charge.

"Kaia, are you raising fish here?" Sitting next to Kaia with Wendy on either side, the attendant Yingzhai raised his wooden wine glass and knocked on the table in dissatisfaction, "Is it because you drink too much with others with bad intentions that your alcohol tolerance has decreased?"

Wendy agreed loudly, "That's right. As the cavalry captain of the Knights of Favonius, how can you only drink so little? Don't you see that I'm so much younger than you, but I can still drink so much?!"

Kaia slammed the table in anger, showing his wine glass with two small fish swimming in it, and sharply accused: "Do you think I don't want to drink with you? Look at what this is? Fish excrement, you want me to eat shit!"

...Unfortunately, this is Mondstadt, and the sound that is most common in Mondstadt is explosions, whether they are explosions in the sky, explosions in the water, or explosions on the ground.

For some people, the appearance of depth charges is less interesting than ants moving house on the street.

"No means no, don't make excuses for me!" Diluk and the white-haired fox put their arms around each other's shoulders and also criticized his brother-in-law for his drinking capacity.

"Who said I can't? Diluk, stop spitting blood at me. Let's make a bet. You take a sip from the glass of wine in my hand, and I drink a bottle of wine. Let's see who can't help but vomit first."

For some Mond people, being accused of not being able to drink enough is like uttering the most vicious curse.

Kaeya slapped the table again, rolled up his sleeves, and moved closer to Diluk, staring at him angrily: "Let's use facts to prove my alcohol tolerance. Tell me, do you have the courage to drink this glass of wine!"

"I have!"

"You have it, then come and drink it!"

"Drink it..."

Diluk snatched the cup from Kaeya's hand and sneered twice, then drank the wine and the fish in one gulp. He moved his mouth twice, and a series of crisp chewing sounds were heard.

"The new product from the candy store, goldfish candies, tastes great."

"The God of Servant Sakurasai!"

However, the two candies showed signs of movement, so there was no need to say who was the mastermind behind this. Kaiya glared at them fiercely, pried open a bottle of wine, shook it vigorously and put it into his mouth.

The wine flowed into a small vortex in the bottle and all went into Kaia's mouth in less than five seconds.

"Diluk, please show some mercy." The furry tail was placed on his knees, and he stroked it twice indifferently, and the servant god Yingsai snorted.

"I do not have."

Diluk snorted coldly, "Drinking too much at once will only make Kaiya roll on the ground and deny his debt. I replaced the dandelion wine in the bottle he just took with kerosene. It is the best of the best and can disinfect."

"..."

Wendy tilted her head guiltily.

Being able to identify wine by its aroma is a quality that qualified wine should have.

He had smelled that the wine around Kaia tasted strange, so he replaced it with ordinary dandelion wine and then quietly drank it.

Kaiya certainly knew that the wine was wrong, but he didn't expose it...

This is impossible.

He had already fulfilled his bet, no matter what kind of wine it was, it would count, even if it was brewed with apples, so the problem with the wine was immediately thrown out by him.

The samurai Sakurasai narrowed his eyes and looked at Wendy who was drinking with her head down.

"You did it?"

"Oops, did the traveler just fly out of your tail?"

Wendy slapped her forehead and said, "Look, she broke through the wooden door and flew to the lounge at the back. This is not good. She might be injured. Let's go and take care of her now."

"Don't be so pretentious."

Rosalia at the next table said slowly: "Only sincere concern can move people, and false concern is not even as good as indifferent observation."

"Is this why you're sitting here without moving?"

"You didn't move either."