Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Click~"

"Good morning, Sister Eula~"

The elf rubbing her eyes sleepily walked in slowly. Seeing Eula who seemed a little dazed, she greeted her politely, then walked forward, holding the white-haired fox in her two chubby little hands.

Seeing that Klee, who was wearing a fluffy nightgown, was about to leave, Eula couldn't help but cough twice and asked calmly: "Klee, why do you want to take him away?"

"Mr. Fox is so soft to hold, even softer than Dodoko. Someone told Keli that she could put Mr. Fox and Dodoko together when they are sleeping."

Klee answered with a bright smile, and then asked with some admiration: "Sister Eula, are you learning to read backwards? That's amazing, can you teach Klee? Captain Jean sometimes does the same, but she is unwilling to teach Klee no matter what Klee says."

"...Yes, yes. I'll teach Klee when I have time."

She looked down at the book filled with words she couldn't understand, put it back on the coffee table with a smile, and responded twice, staring intently at the white-haired fox whose upper body was held by someone and was shaking unconsciously.

The Wave Knight smacked his lips in disdain. "Kelly, can you please hand him over to me first? There are some things I must do now. Don't worry, I won't just throw him into the trash can."

"Well……"

The considerate Klee noticed the flash of disgust on Eula's face, lowered her head slightly hesitantly, and struggled for a moment with a complicated expression. Considering the promise Eula had just made, she had no choice but to offer up her good friend.

Keli asked in a simple voice: "Can we use Dudu to replace Mr. Fox?"

"……Can."

Facing the elf's eager look for the answer she hoped for, Eula gritted her teeth, thinking of the last person who disturbed her, Amber, who touched her several times. This time, the person who disturbed her simply took the fox away, but she didn't know what to say.

After giving a helpless answer, Wave Knight rubbed Duduko as a substitute. Klee's good friend also felt soft, but it lacked the feeling of being alive, and it would not rise and fall with breathing.

Youla smiled happily and said, "Thank you, Klee. I will teach you how to read backwards the day after tomorrow~"

If you want to learn to read backwards, you naturally need to have an understanding and familiarity beyond ordinary people about words. This requires you to memorize all the correct words first. When you go shopping tomorrow, find two bookstores and buy some copybooks.

Dear little Kelli, from now on Qin will control your dangerous behavior, and I will be responsible for teaching you to read and write. Are you touched?

The innocent Klee didn't know that some people would use a happy smile to hide some helpless emotions.

When the elf saw Eula's smile and heard her response, he hummed happily and said something about how he made a mistake to appease Captain Jean. Then he left, not forgetting to say goodbye politely before leaving.

After watching Klee leave, Eula closed the door of the guerrilla team's lounge, sat down on the chair silently, and looked down at the book on the coffee table.

"I don't think I held the book properly the last few times..."

Her face was painted with a red color brighter than cinnabar, and Eula covered her face in embarrassment.

Today was a complete failure among failures!

Not only did he not get to touch the fox's belly, he was also laughed at by others...

"Servant God Yingsai, I will remember this grudge!"

Injustice has its head, and debt has its owner.

All this happened because of the exposed fox belly of the servant god Sakurasai. The sensible Eula knew that he was the culprit and she should seek revenge on him in the future.

Although it is indeed a pity that I didn't touch it.

but……

"Who told Klee that the valet Sakurasai turned into a fox?"

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"I always feel like my body is being picked up and shaken."

In a remote hut in Mondstadt, the somewhat illusory and transparent servant Yingsai held his chest and rubbed it, muttering strangely: "It's like a child hugging a doll..."

"It's really strange. If I hadn't come here with only my soul so that you could dig the whole time, I would never have placed my body in the Knights." The samurai Sakurasai sighed.

With a flick of his finger, the old bricks floated up and piled up to the side, along with some dirt. Albedo said with interest:

"Barbatos must have used some of his own methods to prevent the wine from being wasted. The soil at the bottom is all stained by wind elements and cannot be controlled by rock elements. It's a very interesting phenomenon. It seems to be floating like the wind, but in fact it has the heaviness of rock."

"You can dig some away for research." The attendant god Yingsai stood on the edge and looked at the pit below. It was Tevarin who told him the location where Barbatos buried the wine in Mondstadt through the wind because it was inconvenient for him to dig it himself.

It’s a bit strange that Tevarin has the ability to transform into a human form... The white-haired fox was secretly suspicious, so he decided to bring another person.

As for outsourcing, he is very familiar with it.

Sometimes the White Lotus's business also needs to be outsourced.

For example, he would often stir up the emotions of others in the crowd listening to the great sage's speech, or accidentally smash a glass can on the great sage's face.

"Looks like you'll have to dig it out yourself with a shovel. Do you want me to cheer you up? I don't mind doing a cheerleading dance for you."

He patted both sides of his face with his hands and kneaded them hard, as if he was shaping clay. The attendant god Yingsai changed his appearance and smiled slightly: "Guess who I am now? If you guess correctly, there will be a prize."

"The Eighth Executioner of the Fatui, 'Madam' Rosaline, I've seen her photo... It's not easy to dig. The wind is preventing others from digging down. Barbatos likes wine more than I thought."

"No enthusiasm at all, don't you like this look?"

He couldn't see his toes when he lowered his head. The god of samurai Sakurasai looked at Albedo again, who had no emotion. He sighed lightly, raised his hand and pressed his head down hard. This time, not only his body shape was transformed, but his clothes were also changed.

"Come on, come on, Albedo is the best! Come on, come on, Albedo is the most handsome! Who is the most powerful in Mondstadt? Of course it's Aerith's good son, Albedo——"

Looking at the pointy-eared elf who was about the same height as Klee dancing in a cheerleading skirt, Albedo's breathing subconsciously stopped for a moment. He rubbed his chest to soothe his heart which was somewhat unable to accept it.

The attendant god Yingsai did not feel the slightest bit of shame: "You still don't like this look?"

With tears in his eyes, he pretended to be pitiful and said: "Dear Brother Albedo, what do you like? Please tell the lovely Nera, Nera will definitely fulfill your wish~"

Albedo looked away and sighed.

"Not all pointy-eared elves are as cute as Klee, especially since the pointy-eared elf you play is the Fatui executive "Rooster" Pucciniella. I don't think anyone can accept a Lala dance with his appearance."

"...Tsk~ Even Albedo, who likes elves the most, only slightly less than me, doesn't like Puccinella's appearance. No wonder the dwarf joined the Fatui. It turns out it's because he's not as cute and beautiful as other elves."

The attendant Yingzhai spoke out violently and asked, "So who do you want to have by your side to cheer you up? I never let anyone work for nothing. You must accept this reward today."

Shaking the dirt off the shovel onto the top, Albedo said awkwardly: "Why don't you turn into your true self?"

"It's not impossible." The attendant god Yingzhai narrowed his eyes and agreed decisively.

"Are you really not afraid of someone coming..."

"Why would anyone come to such a remote place?"

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"Someone told me that there was a lot of commotion here. I thought it was some Treasure Thieves or Fatui working here, but I didn't expect it was you two."

Bending over and looking at the bottomless black hole in front of her, Rosalia was a little unhappy: "I'm not interested in knowing why you dug such a deep hole here. I just want to ask if you can change your appearance?"

Looking at the dancing white fox with her head tilted, Rosalia said, "It's been a quarter of an hour and it's still the same. Don't you think it's a bit boring? How about trying Falga's look?"

The God of Samurai Sakusai said seriously: "Albedo said he wanted to see my true form dancing."

"He can't see now, can he? It's such a deep cave, so if he can hear what we say, it means he has good hearing."

Poking the white fox, her fingers sinking into the pudding-like touch, Rosalia urged, "Every time you change your appearance, I will tell you a secret. It's all gossip that only circulates in small circles. I guarantee you won't know it."

"...Ha~ Isn't this Rosalia? Did she skip the church prayer again today?"

Enthusiastic Farga appears in the house.