Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The evil witch aunt's oppression of the bad joke adventurer has a long history...

Near dusk, a diligent librarian walked out of the Mond Library, glanced at Senor, who was trembling beside the servant god Sakurasai, and then glanced at Klee, who was looking at him like a villain not far away.

"Did you say anything bad about me?" Although it was an accusatory question, judging from Lisa's affirmative tone, it was obvious that she had already made up her mind.

"Sister..."

Sai Nuo shrank back, hiding beside the attendant god Yingzhai, not even daring to stick his head out, and whispered: "You won't believe anything I say anyway, why are you asking me? Just hold me accountable according to your own ideas..."

Cole, who was standing beside Amber, saw the reaction of this strange visitor from Xumi to Lisa, and his eyes widened in surprise. He saw the person next to him opening and closing his mouth, so he hurriedly and nervously grabbed the corner of Amber's clothes.

"Hmm~ Lisa seems to be suppressing Mr. Seno a lot…"

Cole's attempt to stop her was obviously not in time, Amber had already spoken out her thoughts quickly, and three people looked at her with ill intentions.

One of the foxes hid his tears and cried, "Seno is a person who doesn't like to laugh. He has some problems communicating with others in the academy. Many people can't understand what he means. At the beginning, it was thanks to the help of his fellow sisters who are still in the academy. It's a pity that Seno has been working hard for him because he remembered the kindness. I wanted to help him many times but he kept stopping me."

Another person cried out, "Brother Seno has suffered a lot. Zuo Ye wanted to stay at Lisa's house, but Lisa confiscated his gold and silver and drove him out of the house. He was left dejected and wandered under the overpass. I wanted to offer help but he repeatedly rejected me, so I had to ask someone to help keep an eye on him."

His eyes flickered, and Seno looked unkindly at Kaia, with whom he called him brother after just meeting for the third time.

It turns out that guy who was eating melon seeds and chewing apples was sent by you!

Lisa smiled and said, "What do you three want to do?"

The originally quiet and peaceful atmosphere suddenly became tense. Lisa, Kaia and the samurai Sakurasai all seemed to be the kind of people who liked to tease people. Amber couldn't help but frown and pulled Cole back two steps.

I don’t know who to believe. None of the three likes to tell the truth. The second one is even more abominable and often sneaks out during working hours.

“Ah~ Don’t bully the bad joke adventurer! Evil bad witch aunt, look at Klee’s bombing!”

A lovely sound like a bell was heard at this moment. Klee, who had been observing quietly with a monocular telescope not far away, rushed over bravely with two Dodo bombs three times her own size held in both hands.

"Kelly." Lisa opened her red lips slightly, with a warning tone.

"The Knight of the Spark will destroy all evil."

Klee charges forward with determination.

The magical Mr. Fox was holding a flag and cheering beside the bad witch aunt. Even his cute tail, which was only slightly less cute than Dudu, was waving the flag. His burning courage was not extinguished by the witch's words, and the eye of God worn on his schoolbag was flashing a dazzling red light.

This was courage like a flame. The Duduko bombs she held high in both hands also emitted hot heat like flames. Klee shouted, "Cold joke adventurer, Klee will help you get justice next time."

The cute elf put the bomb back into his little schoolbag, and ran on his two short legs even faster than when he came, like a happy rabbit.

Subconsciously looking around, Amber saw Captain Qin hurrying over and exclaimed, "It turns out that Captain Qin has to take action. Kelly immediately became much more obedient."

"Kelly!"

"Captain Qin, Klee is wrong. Klee needs to go back to the detention room now."

Compared to having the super bomb she carefully crafted taken away, losing her freedom for just a few days is the easiest punishment. Klee also has a scale in her heart that she uses to measure the severity of the punishment.

"You kid..."

Keli disappeared from sight in the blink of an eye. Qin frowned slightly and sighed sadly, "When Ms. Alice asked her to come to me last year, I knew it was not an easy job. Her destructive power is very similar to Ms. Alice. Fortunately, Keli is young and innocent."

She glanced at him indifferently: "I don't have any deliberate thoughts. I'm not like you who is born with a special talent and is thinking about playing tricks on others at such a young age."

"I'm just adding some fun to a boring life."

The attendant Yingzhai said righteously: "You can't say that I am teasing you on purpose, that would sound very mean."

"But you really have a lot of bad thoughts..." Qin pursed her lips and said, "Let's go. The journey is not too long or too short, and we can arrive there late at night without worrying about being disturbed."

"it is good."

The attendant god Yingsai narrowed his eyes and smiled.

"I'll make sure no one disturbs me."

Kaeya was not to be outdone, so he nodded slightly and took credit, saying, "Diluk will also ensure what I ordered."

"call out--"

“…Kaia-senpai disappeared from my sight.”

A rope dropped from the sky, and the cavalry captain of the Knights of Favonius was caught by the rope at the gate of the Knights of Favonius. He disappeared in just two moments.

Amber exclaimed: "Why can it disappear as soon as the rope is tied? It's impossible for it to disappear in such a short time? It's just like a magic trick, it just teleported in an instant."

"Who knows?"

"Diluk has been traveling for three years. Who knows, he might have found some magical method."

The attendant gods Yingsai and Lisa claimed that they did not know.

The former soothed the demonic power surging in his body, and his tail swung slowly, while the latter concealed the magic patterns on his palms, crossed his arms lazily, and urged: "Hurry up and set off, the less time you have to endure, the better."

◇

"Too arrogant, you are too arrogant!"

"Do you know who these people are? They are the acting leader of the Mondstadt Knights of Favonius and an insignificant librarian. However, people like this often appear innocent on the surface, but are actually very evil."

"There is also a cavalry captain who looks important but is actually insignificant. I won't introduce him because I think he is the most useless person here."

"Hey, hey, don't smear me like this." Kaiya cried helplessly from the side.

The attendant Yingzhai pulled the ropes that bound the treasure-stealing group and angrily asked, "Tell me, do you recognize them?"

"The librarian doesn't know him, but the other two you mentioned know him..."

The slightest movement of his mouth caused the bruises on his face to appear. The daring treasure-stealing group said painfully, "If I didn't know the acting leader and the cavalry captain, how could I have followed them secretly? I would not even bother to follow ordinary people."

"So, you are quite proud~"

The daring but heartless treasure-stealing group said proudly: "Of course, I am the elite among the treasure-stealing groups. I only follow those big caravans and big figures. I have a pair of sharp eyes and can remember everyone with just one glance."

"For example, you..."

"The God of Servant Sakurasai, a big shot known to most people in Teyvat. Your colleagues in Xumi said that you also have a pair of sharp eyes. Anyone who wants to track you will not be able to escape your eyes. But I just don't believe it."

"But now I believe it. My tracking and hiding skills are unrivaled in the world. I have been at large for more than ten years with this skill, but today I was defeated by you. It seems that my keen eyes can't match yours after all."

The attendant god Yingsai shook his head in admiration: "No, your insight is better."

"really?"

"Of course it's true. I heard that some members of the treasure-stealing group can guess where a person hides the Mora bag with just one glance. But I looked at you several times, but I couldn't guess where you put the fireworks?"

The white-haired fox twirled the fireworks used by the Treasure Steals to gather members in his hand, and asked curiously, "Will anyone really come to gather after you set off these fireworks? They are so conspicuous that the Knights will come faster."

"Of course someone will come to gather. Don't underestimate the bond between our treasure-stealing group...ah!"

“That’s a lie.”

The attendant Yingsai judged so. He turned around and explained to the curious Cole: "The member from Xumi has already told me the correct answer. This person is not a good person, but he still has a sense of confidentiality."

The members of the treasure-stealing group widened their eyes: "You already know everything! And you're still asking me?"

"Then let me ask you something I don't know. When the members of Mond's treasure-stealing group released the fireworks signal, where would you choose to gather? Xumi is ten miles east of the fireworks launch site, but it has been changed now because I have caught all the members of the treasure-stealing group who knew this rule, so the rest of you have to make up your own rules."

"I can't possibly say that! Oh ah—"