Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The glass filtered out the scorching tones from the sun. The green plants held up rays of sunlight, enjoying the caress of the rays. The tightly closed, heavy buds gradually opened up a crack.

Watching the flowers bloom, Lisa calmly put away the ripening potion and said with a mysterious smile: "Cecilia flowers bloomed early. It seems that a prodigal son will come here today with true love."

"Qin, why don't you dress up properly? How about some of the charm potion I carefully researched? It is definitely the favorite flavor of that foxy playboy. I'm sure you can charm him to death."

A heavy feeling pressed down on my shoulders. A thumb-sized potion bottle tied with a thin rope was hanging in front of my eyes and swaying. The pink liquid was mixed with starlight particles, and it flashed a magical purple glow outward.

Jean sighed and said, "Lisa, you're pressing my arms so hard that I can't move them. I still have a lot of work to do today. Fortunately, the Fatui have been much more obedient today."

"The foxes that are attacking the Fatui have come to Mondstadt. Of course they are afraid that they will be forced to log into a missing state."

The answer that sounded so serious with the thin rope around her fingertips made Lisa stand up a little bored and wanted to go back to the sofa over there to rest, but when she passed by the tea cabinet, her eyes were stunned.

Lisa asked with a smile: "Qin, don't you think there's something missing from the drinks here? There are black tea, juice, milk, and even Inazuma's oolong tea, but why is there no coffee that you usually drink?"

The quill pen wrote smoothly on the paper, the tip of the pen leaving beautiful lines on the delicate paper, and Qin concentrated on his work.

"Oh my~ I remember you just restocked two large cans a week ago. Three hundred bags, it's impossible that they were all used up in a week, right?"

The Rose Witch covered her mouth with her hands and smiled narrowly, "Drinking too much coffee is bad for your health. Many people have reminded you of this. Could it be that you finally realize your mistake? This is great. It seems that some people's persuasion is very effective."

Qin said softly, "Lisa, where is the fellow apprentice you invited now? It's been a quarter of an hour since the agreed time."

"Don't change the subject. Tell me why you took the coffee away from here."

"You are also trying to change the subject... Coffee is a very necessary drink for me. There are only one-fifth of the Knights of the Order left now, and there are many places that are struggling to make ends meet."

"I can't find enough manpower to carry out patrol and subjugation missions, but I can definitely take on their paperwork, right? The knights on the front line are already short-handed and their missions are tight, and if we add paperwork to the mix, how can we handle it?"

The tip of her nose was gently poked twice by Lisa's fingertips. A half-smile was so close to her. Looking at the urging in those charming eyes, Qin's ears couldn't help but turn slightly pink.

"That's why I usually use coffee to replenish my energy, even if you guys are worried, I won't stop. But Yingsai is different. He will use all kinds of methods besides persuasion. I am really more stubborn than him."

Lisa suddenly said, "Such as climbing up the statue of the God of Wind and declaring that you two are the best in the world?"

"I'm a little excited, but also a little scared. Barbara will definitely not agree... No, how do you know the contents of the letter?"

Qin's dazed pupils suddenly dilated, and the fingertips holding the feather pen turned slightly white. The healthy rosy color seemed to have all flowed to her swan-like neck, like a ripe peach waiting to be picked.

She begged in a low voice: "Don't tell anyone, the targets include humans, foxes, and elves!"

"How should I know? Every time Eula comes to your place to get a letter, she sits on the sofa, opens the envelope, and then reads it back and forth five or six times. In order to avoid embarrassing her, you can only hold the letter up to pretend, and always put it down a little later than she does."

Lisa blinked her eyes pretending to be an innocent girl and sighed leisurely: "When you were distracted while holding the letter, you didn't care which direction the letter was facing. Occasionally, I was forced to read a few paragraphs of text. It's a pity that the Wave Knight never discovered this flaw."

"Because Eula is serious..."

"Bang bang~"

Qin said seriously, "Please come in."

"Good morning. I have a first-hand report about the Wave Knights. I think you will be very interested, especially Captain Qin!"

The one-eyed dragon, who was dressed up and dressed up, was what the samurai Sakurasai had been longing to see, and he pushed open the door and entered the office of the acting leader, saying a perfunctory greeting with an undisguised smile of excitement on his face.

Kaiya took a Mora and a bamboo whip, and openly provoked: "I bet a Mora, Captain Qin, you don't know that the God of Servant Yingsai is now in Mondstadt, dining with a beautiful lady."

Ever since he learned from a secret informant that the white-haired fox was heading to Mond, he has been observing secretly.

Kaia, who received the tip-off early this morning, ran to Amber's kitchen window and eavesdropped.

Hard work pays off, and Kaia got a lot of useful information this time: "Do you want to know how many times he said cute to that lady?"

Watching Kaeya constantly taking out items like washboards, Jean put the Mora on the table into the drawer and commented impartially, "Eula's blushing and angry look is really cute. I'll give your Mora to Klee as pocket money."

"This is a definitely useful husband trainer that a traveling merchant told me about... Captain Qin, you actually knew about this? No, that's not right. My informant told me that when he arrived in Mondstadt last night, he went straight to Amber's residence."

Kaiya was surprised: "How can I sow discord if you know this? If I can't sow discord, what should I do with the items I bought? If the items I bought are useless, doesn't it mean that I wasted my money, Mora?"

Qin consoled her, "It's a little secret channel. Kaeya, at least the Mora you used to bet on won't be wasted. Klee will be very happy to thank you for holding this Mora."

"...Qin, we have been friends since childhood. Tell me the truth, you really have no intention of punishing the samurai Sakurasai? He has provoked more than one or two people." Kaiya still refused to give up.

"As long as you tell me an idea, I promise to do my best to help you. Even the wind god Barbatos can't stop me. At the very least, he has to warn him not to provoke anyone again."

Lying on the sofa, Lisa waved her hand lazily: "Kaia's words make sense this time. I am willing to help and teach my outspoken junior a lesson."

"Hmm~ I'm a little angry, but I don't have any thoughts of imposing sanctions right now. Kaia, do you have anything else to say?"

"Gone……"

Kaiya turned around and opened the door listlessly. Before leaving, he remembered something unimportant: "By the way, Lisa, that junior fellow apprentice is now sleeping under the overpass on Mond East Street. Last night, he was playing cards with someone in the pub and was accidentally forced to drink several bottles of Afternoon Death."

"Luckily I saw it and had someone keep an eye on him to prevent him from being picked up by some hungry noble ladies or women. Our skin colors are similar, and they might treat him as a substitute for me."

Qin suddenly realized, "Come to think of it, you have teased quite a few noble ladies and ladies with your words. You are very popular in their circles. It seems that you have provoked more people than Yingzai."

Kaiya blushed and retorted, "This is all for the purpose of gathering intelligence! In their circle, even secret information about their husbands and fathers can be spread. I got a lot of information about the nobles from them."

"How can this be called verbal teasing? This is clearly the helpless sacrifice that I, Kaeya, made for the Knights of Favonius... Wait, I understand. I finally understand the ambition of the God of Samurai Sakusai."

The cavalry captain clapped his hands wisely: "The God of Servant Yingsai wants to unify the continent. In order to reduce obstacles, he will provoke the top leaders of some countries and use the method of eating gigolos to influence them subtly..."

"Kaia, do you need my wisdom potion?" Lisa asked in a friendly manner.

"No, you should give this potion to your junior brother. He doesn't look smart at all."

"..."

"Tsk~" Lisa let out a disdainful sound.

Sleeping under the overpass is indeed not a smart idea.

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"what--"

Yawning through his tearful eyes, he caught a glimpse of a Mond man who seemed to be watching the show. Senor turned over and continued to pretend to sleep: "Keep fighting... Don't stop... Use six grass element dice, I will unleash my strongest attack... Huh~~"

Now he has no face to wake up...