Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

How about the taste?

"Perfect! It's absolutely perfect!"

The chef picked up a piece of fried tempura from Samurai Sakurasai, tasted it carefully, and suddenly let out a loud shout. His eyes widened and his pupils were filled with dreamy colors.

The chef's tense body softened, and even his serious expression was like snow in the sun, gradually melting into gentle drops of water.

"Each piece of shrimp meat is tender and refreshing, and the golden appearance contains the aroma of burnt onions. Every bite is an ultimate delicious enjoyment. I seem to be in the sea, playing with the shrimps."

"This is the most delicious delicacy in the world! The general will definitely like it." The chef took another piece with an infatuated look on his face again.

"With such cooking skills, it's never wrong to be confident. Strength will always make what you do right. You guys, why don't you come and try it? I hope you can learn a lesson from it and make up for your shortcomings!"

The chef waved his hand and called upon the old and new people in the kitchen.

“No…you…don’t…”

Collapsing on the ground, watching his other self waving his arms and giving orders, the real chef forced out a short, sharp sound from between his teeth. He lay on his back with a pale face, dense sweat on his forehead, and his lips trembling with intense fear.

The chef thought he was just tasting the dishes. He never imagined that things would turn out like this. How daring must a person be to sneak into the castle tower and poison the gods?

Thinking back to the time when he is now over sixty years old, he has been working outside for several years, and has been working here for decades. He has never seen or thought that anyone dares to poison the powerful.

To be precise, he didn't even dare to think that someone had poisoned the general.

The seemingly delicious dishes exude a rich aroma, but hidden beneath the beauty is extreme malice.

This was the first time in the chef's life that he felt death was so desirable from a dish.

With the sound of "thumps" falling one after another, the samurai Sakurasai closed the kitchen door and cancelled the illusion of the chef.

He squatted down and randomly selected a person to observe his expression. The samurai god Sakurasai looked at the fried tempura in his hand hesitantly, but finally put it into his mouth with determination.

"Hmm~ My cooking skills have gotten a little worse. I didn't even use any elemental power. What kind of weird causal skill is this? I will never be able to cook normally in my life."

The attendant Yingzhai sighed with regret, "Food is obviously a good way to dispel other people's suspicion and gain their trust, and it is even more useful for dealing with some stupid people. But my hand destined me to take another path."

If the food is not made by yourself and is not filled with deep thoughts, it cannot enhance the relationship at all.

"Head chef, I've already told you that you can't afford the food I cook. To be honest, even I can't afford it."

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, the samurai Sakurasai looked at the chefs who were at a loss, and met their wide-open eyes with interest.

He lifted his fox ears and said kindly, "Since you are all unable to move, let me be in charge of today's dinner. I will definitely give those dignitaries a perfect experience."

Picking up the dinner menu nailed to the wall, the attendant Yingzhai looked around and said, "Country girl over there, please help me settle them first. I'll go outside to urge for the ingredients. Some of the ingredients haven't been delivered yet. The people in the castle tower are too lazy."

The chefs' already wide-eyed eyes seemed about to jump out of their sockets at any moment, and at this moment, they witnessed someone braver than a moth flying towards a flame.

The attendant god Yingzai seemed to have no idea who the purple-haired country girl with the temperament of a country girl was. He just wanted to rush to get the ingredients out of a sense of responsibility so as not to delay the general's dinner.

"It tastes very strange, but compared to the meal I had before, it's acceptable. Baichen Fox Fairy, tell me your name."

"As expected of you, General. My disguise was broken with just a simple glance. This kind of vast divine power beyond the imagination of mortals is the foundation for General to build Inazuma! It is really a great honor for me to meet the majestic General today!"

The maid Yingsai, who was only one step away from stepping out of the kitchen, flew back, knelt on the ground, and looked cowardly.

"The little fox's name is the Attendant God Yingsai. It was the name given to the little fox by the malicious son of the Eightfold God."

"Okay, you will be my dependent from now on."

General Lei Dian had a calm expression on his face and said, "My unique family."

"No, no, I dare not. Today, I have entered the castle tower without permission and brought trouble to all the chefs present. I know that I have violated the Inazuma Law. I will only suffer if I stay in Inazuma for the rest of my life. I am willing to expel myself from the island and leave this land that I love so much."

"Okay, according to the law, behead..."

"But I dare not disobey the general's wishes. You can tell from my name that I am loyal to the general. The sun and the moon can testify to that. In my heart, there is only the general and the sun is the sun. As the saying goes, there is no two suns in the sky. No one's brilliance can compare to the general."

It's over, Foxy. I'm going to become a general-brand hand and foot warmer like Yae Kamiko. The days ahead will surely be dark, and I'll never see a ray of sunshine again.

The life of the god-samurai Sakusai has ended!

The attendant god Yingsai shed two tears, "Look, General, the little fox is already crying with joy and can't wait to take office."

I really don't understand what's so good about this village girl that Yae Shinto cares so much about her.

"Think of the bright side."

The divine power representing Ming Lei's will pulled up Yingsai, the attendant god who was sitting under the earth, and gently stroked his eyebrows with his cold fingertips. A ray of electric arc flickered on the touching skin. General Lei Dian comforted him: "I know that you Bai Chen like to be free and easy the most, and you always love to watch fun things. From now on, I will be your backer. You can play whatever you want without worry, and you won't encounter a situation like today again."

Waves of surging yet gentle power surged into the body, and after a moment of agitation, it suddenly calmed down. The servant god Sakurasai raised his head and stared blankly, and the three magatama pattern flickering between his eyebrows gradually disappeared.

General Lei Dian continued, "You are young and weak, and you are not yet able to accept the power of your followers. These will only be used to protect you when you are in danger."

"General Thunder..."

"what happened?"

"I love you!"

The attendant god Yingsai hugged General Leidian's tight waist and abdomen, tears filling his eyes.

How could this be a rustic country girl? She was clearly the most beautiful person in Teyvat. Because she was the most beautiful, she didn't care about her hairstyle and clothes like ordinary women. No matter what clothes or hairstyle she wore, it would not affect her charm.

"Yae Shenzi is so right. The general does have a special attack on the Baichen lineage. Just a few words can make the cunning Baichen fox become his follower. My whole heart has been hooked by the general! No matter what I do, whether it's warming my hands and feet, I can do it!"

"Don't listen to the nonsense of the Eightfold Goddess. There are many White Star Fox Fairies who have not become followers of Ming Shen. There are only three including you. Don't learn from her."

General Lei Dian placed his hand on his soft fox petal and said, "You don't need to worry about the temperature of this body. Just don't make trouble like the Eightfold God Son and delay the execution of eternity. Since you have become my dependent, I will naturally give you the treatment that a dependent should give you."

"Is the requirement so low?"

"Treat your family members well."

"Hehe~ Then General, can I be in charge of tonight's dinner?"

No more, no more!

How charming the general is! How could Teyvat have someone as lovely as her? It is the honor of Teyvat that the general can live on this land.

"random."

"Really? I thought the food I cooked was..."

"The birthday of Ming Shen was not something I wanted to do in the first place. If I can dispel their idea, it will be a good thing. I can focus more on eternity."

"Uh-huh--!"

My Lord General, My Lord General!

She has become a fox that cannot live without the General!