Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

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"The tea is clear and bright, with a slight bitter taste followed by a sweet aftertaste. It complements the milk and leaves a fragrant aroma on the teeth and cheeks, and the breath is as fragrant as orchids. It is indeed a rare good tea. Coupled with Xiao Xinhai's craftsmanship, there are very few black teas that can surpass this cup of black tea."

Beside the campfire in the woods at night, a cold towel soaked in water was applied to the slightly swollen back of the neck. It was obviously the vigil time outside, but the seemingly lazy witch felt quite energetic.

Lisa was about to eat the delicious dessert she was supposed to enjoy at noon. She looked at the junior student beside her and asked with a smile, "Could it be that the lovely girl can't satisfy your greedy appetite? My lovely junior student, this won't do. You are still too young. I don't have any intention of breaking the law."

"Aunt Lisa, stop your idle fantasies. Acting young is no longer suitable for you. I just want to have a good chat with you and find out why the genius who is rarely seen in a century in the Ordinance Academy would leave for no reason."

"This is a commission from the teacher."

"Then do you think I would kidnap you for no reason? At most I would add some fattening drugs to your afternoon tea."

Poking the bonfire with a pair of tongs, with a beast under him looking Lisa up and down, the valet Yingsai rubbed his fox ears and said calmly: "But it seems that these potions are not needed now. You have gained weight, old aunt."

Her smiling face froze. Lisa reached out and pinched her waist, which was no longer as tight as before. The fleshy feeling was like a heavy hammer hitting her chest. She put down the biscuit in her hand without making a sound.

The witch teased with a calm smile: "This is plumpness, a kind of beauty different from slenderness. Many people like this kind of lady. Junior brother, do you want to touch it? It feels very comfortable."

"It feels better than those girls you like~ Well, little brother, are you really not attracted to me? You should know that I am the closest person to you in the Academy." The genius witch, who is rarely seen in a century, naturally changed the subject, trying to pull the white-haired fox's thoughts back to his life in the Academy.

Yingsai, who is also a genius, sneered and said, "You will be as fat as a ball sooner or later. Maybe then I will fall in love with you, an old lady."

The fox narrowed his eyes and suddenly smiled brightly: "Hey, old auntie, you like to tease me so much, you must like me, right? Then you must be willing to make a little change for the person you like, right? I like the feeling of being more chubby."

Lisa sighed: "I still remember when you first came to the teaching house, you loved to hang around me. You respected me so much at that time. You would listen carefully to everything I said, and your ears would twitch when you nodded. You looked very well behaved."

"I still remember that you were a beautiful girl when you came to greet me. Your every move exuded the flavor of youth. Your clothes were also very lively. You wore a hairpin in a girlish way, which made you look very young."

Straight to the point, he exposed Lisa's pain point and said aggressively, "Time plays tricks on people. I didn't expect that in just seven years, you have acquired the aura of an older leftover woman."

"Seven years... Yes, to me it's just a blink of an eye, but how many seven years do you humans have left? It's only natural that your temperament is gradually moving towards that of a middle-aged woman."

The attendant god Yingsai said outrageously: "Old aunt, I will take care of you in your old age in ten years, for the sake of our friendship."

Wrinkles appeared on her smooth forehead, the tea handle pressed against her fingertips made a crackling sound, and the smile on Lisa's lips gradually faded.

Lisa, who possesses genius wisdom, is also particularly concerned about her age and weight like a normal woman. Especially since there is often a fox demon who speaks violently around her, which undoubtedly adds fuel to the fire and makes her pay much more attention to it than ordinary people.

"Little brother, can I take this as you confessing your love to me?"

The scent of roses suddenly pierced the fox's nose like a powerful knight. Lisa leaned close to the fox's ear and breathed in:

"Senior sister won't be at the point where she needs your help in her old age in ten years. You know this, too. So why are you saying this to me? Are you booking the rest of her life?"

"I don't mind, Senior. My heroism is very effective. As long as you say a word, I will be devoted to you. But before that, can you tell me who your confidantes are?"

Her gaze seemed to be as doting as a deep pool, and the waves were as gentle as a clear lake. Lisa smiled and sighed, "Senior sister really wants to know which of you she will spend the rest of her life with. There is nothing I can do about it."

The attendant god Yingzhai looked pure in the eyes: "Aren't you going to die in a dozen years? At that time, you were courting death by touching the forbidden knowledge, and I was outside when I received the news. Although I tried my best to rush over, I was still a step too late."

"Dear Senior Lisa, have you forgotten what you said? Vitality is like an hourglass, slowly slipping away like a trickle of water, and the speed is much faster and fiercer than others." Grasping the wrist that was reaching for the fox's tail, the white-haired fox said with pity:

"What I just said was just a kind fox giving hospice care to a dying person."

"But isn't that what I say when I'm teasing you?"

"Yeah……"

The attendant god Yingsai smiled and said, "Aunt Lisa, don't comfort yourself at this time. How can anyone joke about life and death? I understand the pain and worry in your heart. You are in the prime of your life, but you lost a lot of your youth because of an accidental experiment."

"Few people can accept such a thing, and escaping is a normal choice..."

Lisa said coldly: "You didn't save my life."

"Nonsense!"

"Why didn't I save your life? Do you know that if I hadn't kicked the evil knowledge away from you in advance, and only caused you to lose a little bit of life, you would probably still be crying with your pillow in your arms!"

His efforts were rejected, and the attendant god Yingzhai was so angry that his shoulders trembled, and he retorted indignantly:

"If it weren't for me, you would definitely be counting the remaining days of your life in misery. If it weren't for me, would you still have the energy to care about whether you have gained weight? Although you have gained a lot of weight."

"Just tell me, have I ever saved your life?" the white-haired fox asked loudly.

"Oh my, my little brother, you just told me that I was dying..."

"Don't worry about such trivial matters. I just want to ask you if you still remember that I saved you. I still remember it clearly. I even wrote it down in my diary and planned to pass it on to the younger generation in the future."

"You still want to pass it on to the younger generation?" Lisa's eyes twitched.

The Rose Witch still remembers clearly how the samurai Sakurasai separated her from the forbidden knowledge. Not only because she is always grateful for saving her life, but also because the process of saving her was indeed a bit teeth-gritting.

The white-haired fox descended from the sky, posing as if it was flying, but its target was not the forbidden knowledge on the experimental table, but the cheek of an elegant and beautiful lady...

Lisa stroked her right cheek lightly with her fingertips and frowned.

"Delete this for me, otherwise don't expect your confidantes to calm down. Someone is trying their best to help you stabilize, but it doesn't mean that it can really stabilize you."

"Oh, oh, oh~ Do you want me to experience the Shura Field?" The God of Samurai Yingzhai expressed a little excitement. "I have always recognized Aunt Lisa's ability to take action. Do you need me to provide you with detailed information and plans?"

"You're really not afraid of this at all?"

"Isn't it a pleasure to challenge yourself? Besides, I am also very happy to see Aunt Lisa trying her best to get revenge!"

"...Have you forgotten why you kidnapped me this time?"

"Oh, someone asked me to persuade you to go back, saying that your knowledge should not be wasted, but I think it's better for you not to go back. The teaching house is very complicated. The contradiction between the tutors and scholars has not been resolved. In addition, the White Lotus Cult is eyeing you and wants to start a rebellion."

Yingsai, the attendant god who was born with the knowledge of the rebellion process, said nonchalantly: "Besides, the sages have had some conflicts recently, and some old guys have already thought about breaking up. I can guarantee that within five years, the Ministry of Religion will usher in a major purge."

The white-haired fox was confident.

No matter how patient the old guys are, he will help them to fall out.