Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Kaia was restless.

Literally fidgeting.

When he woke up from his coma, the first thing he saw was the achievements of his beloved brother, his flaming red hair swaying. The indifferent nobleman noticed that he had woken up and said coldly:

"Now that you're awake, put on the skirt next to you."

"..."

Kaiya immediately reached out and grabbed the pillow under his face and slapped it, trying to expose the true identity of the hateful samurai Sakurasai, but was met with a ruthless knife attack on the spot.

The familiar force revealed the identity of the person beside the bed.

Diluk said coldly, "When you were beaten and flew out, your butt hit the cart, and now it's covered with bruises. You can't even wear underwear, and you still want to wear pants?"

The person is real, and the words are also real. The injury on the buttocks...

"Hey~ The Knights' Left Commander is here, please take a seat. Of course, if you want to dance on the conference table in a skirt to express your gratitude to me, I can accept that."

The attendant Yingzhai, who was sitting at the conference table, was startled when he heard the door open. His cunning fox eyes smiled and he said pretentiously, "Just a friendly reminder, you can jump at the very end of the meeting. Don't jump too far forward, otherwise it will be too eye-catching."

Wearing a long skirt that almost reached her ankles, with a frame at her waist holding up the skirt near her hips, Kaia seemed to be oblivious to the words of the samurai Sakurasai. Looking at the factions sitting on both sides, she decisively chose the seat next to her brother.

Turning the chair around and kneeling on it with his back straight, Kaia asked, "Why is he in the main seat?"

"Why? Of course it's because I'm the referee of this debate."

"First, both contestants are not allowed to use offensive language during the debate. This is a word that only the referee can use. The contestant who uses it will receive a yellow card warning. If it exceeds three times, the right to speak will be confiscated directly."

"Secondly, both players must not use words that imply threats, and must not use their power to bully others. This is a right that only the referee can exercise. If such behavior is carried out, a red card warning will be issued directly."

"Third, both players can expose each other's shortcomings, and the party whose shortcomings are exposed cannot interrupt. There is no other reason, it's just that the referee simply likes to hear about the dark history. The more you talk, the more you can please the referee."

"Fourth, no matter what the outcome of this debate is, both contestants must accept it. Even the referee has no right to refute the result. This is the fairest rule so far."

"Fifth, fairness! There is only one condition for this debate, and that is fairness! Everyone present can speak, and no one has the right to stop others from speaking. Only the referee has such a right."

"sixth……"

He supported the table with both hands and pushed forward. A faint shadow of a white fox appeared behind him. There was a faint sound of thunder rumbling in the conference room. The eyes of the attendant god Yingzhai flashed: "You have to know that the power of the referee is unlimited. Don't anger me!"

"besides……"

"This is clearly a game where he can do whatever he wants."

"You are not allowed to interrupt the referee, and you are not allowed to question the referee's meaning. Didn't you hear clearly just now?!"

A yellow card slapped Kaia on the forehead. A dazzling lightning light briefly overshadowed the light in the room. The God of Servant Yingsai said coldly, "The above conditions are all recorded in the contract. Those present have signed it. Don't try to regret it."

"You have to know who I am. I usually have contracts that can attract the attention of the Rock God piled into my tail. I can't lack anything else but this. Consider the punishment of eating the rock before you regret it."

“I didn’t sign…”

"Snap——" Another yellow card was slapped.

"You have no right to speak now! Humph~ Your fingerprints were already pressed while you were asleep. Although this is not a contract signed when the contractor was awake, it doesn't matter. I will make sure that the Rock King will ignore this small flaw."

Holding a yellow card in his hand, the God of Samurai Sakusai looked at Kaia with a fierce look in his eyes and continued, "You all know the content of this debate, so I won't explain it in detail. Let's start now and give full play to your language talents!"

"...Why didn't you ask?" The debate referee just announced the talent show and started to show his talent: "You probably don't know what this debate is about. Ask quickly. I can't wait to throw you out on your ass."

"..." Kaiya looked at each other coldly, his eyes fixed on the wall clock, counting silently in his heart.

"It must be Diluk who secretly informed on us. Damn it!" The attendant Yingzhai shouted in a low voice, then raised his head and said expressionlessly:

"How boring! Why don't you say anything? This is an internal debate in Mondstadt. You don't expect me to speak alone, do you? Well, let's vote for Mora to decide this time..."

"Wait a minute."

Simon rudely interrupted the wonderful thoughts of the attendant god Yingsai, stood up slowly and shook the collar of his bishop's robe.

"Clips, I don't want you to maintain a body as stiff as wood, but you should know that the holy relics of Lord Barbatos that meet the requirements are all objects with strong historical significance, such as the Sky Harp and Lady Vanessa's weapons. The remaining holy relics are of the same quality as the holy relics collected by your Dawn Winery."

"From a selfish point of view, I am indeed willing to give a holy relic in exchange for your healthy body... the upper body, but selfishness cannot be substituted for official duties. I have the trust of the old bishop and the church staff."

Simon sighed and said, "I am willing to pay other prices in exchange for the spiritual herbs and medicines of the Liyue Immortals. If I send a letter of request in the name of the Knights, I think the Liyue Seven Stars will consider accepting it."

"Simon, the Liyue Immortals are far away from the mortal world. The Seven Stars may have some connection with them, but it is still doubtful how much face they can have. The spiritual herbs and medicines are all cultivated and refined by the Liyue Immortals with great effort."

Falga said in a deep voice: "Mundane things are worthless to the Liyue immortals. Only the things of the gods are worthy of their attention. These are just some old antiques hidden in the treasury that are not even worth viewing. Why can't they be used to reward meritorious officials?"

"Besides, Krips played an indispensable role this time. The magic dragon Usa has merged with Durin's power. You must have forgotten how powerful that former poisonous dragon was, right? If Krips hadn't delayed Usa, allowing us to rush in and kill it in time, otherwise it would have found a small corner to combine the power of the two dragons into one, and then, apart from Lord Barbatos, what other methods would we have to fight against it?"

As a middle-aged man whose dreams have not cooled down, Klips would not allow himself to snatch the credit from his two good friends. The rejected samurai Sakurasai proposed another way.

Exaggerate the merits of Cripps!

This method is obviously more acceptable than the previous one.

Ignoring the Samurai Sakusai version, which would be destroyed without Klipstewater, Falga created his own version while incorporating a little bit of Frederica's version.

Chief Inspector Ilok stood up and vetoed: "Farga, you overlooked a key issue. How did a businessman who failed the exam for the Knights for seven years possess the power of the procrastination dragon Ursa?"

"It's the Evil Eye! It's the evil power used by the Fatui Executive Committee! And it's not an ordinary version. We haven't figured out how this thing fell into his hands yet. Are we so anxious to take out a precious treasure in exchange for a healthy body for him now?"

"Don't tell me there is a fool who would put this evil eye, which only the elite members of the Fatui can use after making great contributions, up for auction!"

"Pa--" A yellow card hit Ilok's face heavily.

The attendant god Yingsai was greatly offended: "I am recognized by the Ministry of Education as a rare genius in a thousand years. And you dared to scold me during this debate! If it weren't for the fact that you didn't mean it, I would give you a red card right now!"

"..." Ilok moved his lips.

So there really are people who put things like this at auction?

"I didn't get this evil eye from an auction, but I did buy it from a mysterious businessman."

The attendant god Yingzhai was horrified: "What? I thought I had a monopoly on the smuggling and selling of high-end evil eyes, but I didn't expect there would be another expert? Damn, who is that evil thief who cuts off people's wealth?!"