Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Name."

"The God of Servant Sakurasai. He is a fox who was born in Inazuma and currently lives in Xumi. His lovers are in Fontaine and Mondstadt. He has good friends and likes to play tricks on the Winter Fools. He is currently engaged but unmarried. He likes an interesting life and is willing to work hard for it."

"gender."

"Male. Baichen Fox Fairy is not a genderless creature. In fact, I used to feel a little sorry about this. After all, if I had no gender, I could dress up better. But now I don't have this idea. They are very cute."

"…Do you know why you came in here?"

"Of course I know. I was trying to collude with Keqing, who was running for Yuheng Star, so I planned to eliminate other candidates and specially recommended a killer who lived in the mountains to her."

The soft tail slipped out from the hole in the backrest. The samurai Yingzhai crossed his legs and spread his hands nonchalantly, saying, "But Aqing is more treacherous than I thought. He didn't even want to wait until the election was over. He just wanted to get rid of me and destroy the bridge after crossing it."

"Without my help, how could the killer accept her commission? Humph~ Ah Qing, who is so ignorant, will come to me with her twin ponytails sooner or later to beg me. When that happens, I will definitely ridicule her severely."

"Don't talk nonsense here!" The interrogator slammed the table in indignation and shouted loudly with great momentum.

Swaying on his toes, the attendant god Yingsai looked into his deep blue fox eyes and snorted, "Okay, okay, it seems she is not stupid enough to use this incident to put me in jail."

"The reason I was imprisoned this time is very simple. I blasphemed the Geo Emperor and slandered the candidate for the Yuheng Star of the Seven Stars of Liyue. I admit the first thing, it is true, but the latter thing is really a frame-up!"

"How could I have the guts to slander a candidate for the Seven Stars? I'm in a foreign country and haven't set foot on my native soil for seven years. I've already turned into a cautious fox demon."

The tip of his tail was slightly raised, and the attendant god Yingsai came closer and asked in a low voice:

"Are you participating in any election? Is there a candidate you want to take down? I can help you~ But you can't hire a killer, mainly because only candidates at the level of the Seven Star Candidates are worthy of her attack."

The interrogator who was very close to the attendant god Sakurasai smiled slightly, and the two fox ears on his head trembled, and said righteously:

"I have the sky above my head and the earth under my feet. I always behave in a righteous way. Don't speculate about me with your dirty thoughts."

"The price is very cheap, maybe even free."

"If you can get your killer to meet me in this prison, I might be interested in granting your request."

"No, the poor little lonely crane doesn't want to move to a crowded place. She hasn't learned all the ways of doing things from her elders. How could I cooperate with you to trick her here and let you lock her up for a few years?"

"Then let's not talk about it!"

"do not……"

"Dangdang——"

The hilt of the sword hit the iron railing, interrupting the self-entertainment of the attendant Yingsai. Her rose-red eyes scanned the prison, and Keqing urged softly, "Stop playing."

"Oh my~ Why don't you have any sense of humor, Aqing? You were able to joke with me the last time we met, but now you've become so mature. It's really strange to the fox."

Putting away the mirror in front of him, the interrogator with the word "righteous" written all over his face disappeared. He took out a wet handkerchief to wipe the words on his face, and the samurai Sakurasai complained in boredom:

"Remember when you found out that I was pretending to be kind, you bit my tail and refused to let go for a whole half day. How could you be as serious as you are now?"

"I'm doing serious work now." Keqing rubbed her tired brows.

"Alright, your answer is acceptable. All the men and women who are locked up with me, please stop sitting aside and line up and walk around beside me. If possible, I want you to walk like a cat."

"It's the kind of pace that models in the Fontaine fashion industry would walk. What you are going to do next seems to be no different from letting me appreciate it. Ah Qing, I haven't asked yet, what are you going to pay me?"

Holding the sword in her arms, Keqing covered her mouth and yawned, tears welling up in the corners of her eyes: "It depends on what you want. Walk around him, and don't listen to the cat steps."

The personnel involved in drawing the map of Yilongbu are currently in this prison. Upon hearing the order from the high-ranking lady from Liyue Harbor, they stood up obediently without any complaints.

First, this was an order from their superior's superior, and their superior had no idea about it. After all, he was in the same prison as them.

Second, the Qianyan Army that came to invite them was fully equipped with armor and weapons. There was no such movement when they went out to suppress the treasure robbers! This time, something extraordinary seemed to have happened, and it happened to be related to the map they drew.

"Um……"

Swinging his legs and watching them walk around, the white-haired fox stroked his chin and pondered for two seconds, then suddenly wrapped his tail around one of them's wrists and pulled her out, enthusiastically patting her shoulder and introducing her:

"I am not talented. I was the one who planned the idol Bao Cai, who is famous in the continent of Teyvat. I am the agent of the singing star Robin with a beautiful voice. However, I am currently short of a supermodel. Are you interested in becoming one?"

The god of valor Sakurasai smiled and said:

"I promise that within a year you will be famous in Teyvat, but the prerequisite is that you can't be a model in the way you are now. Don't be shy, take off your disguise and be your true self!"

"There's no rush to answer now, mainly because Aqing is watching here. You can come to me alone later. This is my address in Mond." Throwing a business card over, the samurai Sakurasai winked and whispered.

"...Please let her out." After carefully observing the operator's appearance, Keqing sighed.

"Look, Keqing is trying to stop you from becoming famous. Don't let her oppress you. Stand up and resist. Overthrow Keqing's rule!"

"Well, I'm not interested at the moment." The confusion and panic that he felt when he was dragged out earlier disappeared, and the General Affairs Division officer flicked the business card in his hand, "Maybe I'll be interested later, and I'll come find you then."

"How can you not be interested? Didn't you lurk here because of me?" The attendant Yingzhai was suddenly shocked, stepped forward to block her way out, and said seriously:

"Ah Qing, run! This person is clearly an evil Fatui, and he is here to destroy the election of the Yuheng Star candidate! Don't hesitate, and remember to bring me two bottles of wine when you gain points next time."

Keqing skillfully changed the subject: "Servant Sakurasai! Do you know why you are only slightly lower than Aerith on the list of people who need extra attention, but every time you come to Liyue, there is no agent responsible for keeping an eye on you?"

"Why?" The samurai Sakurasai turned around and grabbed the railing.

"Because every time you come, you always come to me or Miss Ganyu as if you have turned on an automatic pathfinder. We are the best people to follow you... What are you going to do?"

"Turn on the automatic pathfinder and go find my favorite aunt. After all, I have been by your side for long enough, Qing, and I cannot favor one over the other."

"Let's finish the work first."

"No, Aqing, who told you to lie? If I'm not worthy of being followed by the General Affairs Department's spies, then why is this lady here? ... My promise is still valid. If you want to be a model, come to me."

The attendant Yingzhai looked at Keqing, a halo of wisdom rose above his head, and he smiled softly and said:

"Could it be that she's still here for the map drawing? Do I have such a low profile here with you? You clearly take Alice's visit so seriously every time."

"I am indeed here for this matter." The General Affairs Officer explained at the right time.

The attendant god Yingsai's face froze, and he lowered his head and began to look for a clean ground.

Keqing stepped forward and advised: "Each country has different standards for judging your threat. We have many mountains and forests here, which is far less suitable for bombing than the plains in Mondstadt. That's why we pay more attention to Alice."

"You are different. The harm you caused in Mondstadt is far greater than that of Alice. At least this witch was not hunted down and killed by the Church of Favonius in Mondstadt.

"You see, Alice's destructive power is what makes people take her seriously, but you have achieved in Mondstadt what she could achieve in Liyue with just simple words."

"…You are right, but I still want to roll around."