Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"A harmonious and friendly family is the one to look for when you need an orphan."

"On the afternoon of March 21st, our reporter was invited to serve as a witness. The Eighth Executive Officer of the Fatui, who thought he had not much time left, made a decision in front of the camera - to entrust his subordinates to the most kind-hearted fox fairy, Gon Gongji."

"We still don't know what terminal illness Ms. Rosalin has. She has even reached the point where she has to be taken care of by someone else. Maybe it's simply because of her age? After all, she is already several hundred years old."

"But we know that the decision made by Ms. Rosaline is very correct. There is no fox in Teyvat who knows how to treat the Fatui better than the God Servant Gonpaji. I believe they will definitely live a perfect life under Gonpaji's hands."

"However, compared to the arrangements for the rest of Ms. Rosaline's subordinates' lives, the fact that the eighth executive officer of the Winter Solstice entrusted his son to the Inazuma Fox Gon Palace Master is more eye-catching. I'm sure many readers are curious about why this executive officer made this decision?"

"Our company was also curious about this, so after the orphan's entrustment was completed, we specially invited the chief priest of the samurai to answer our questions."

“Q: Do you have a good relationship with Ms. Rosalyn?”

"Answer: I helped Rosaline... the widow to regain her lost memories. She was very grateful for this and thought I was a reliable and friendly fox, so she made this decision."

"Answer: I will definitely take good care of the Fatui under the command of Widow Rosaline. I promise to all readers that you will never see any negative reviews of these Fatui in the newspapers."

"Answer: The premise is that Rosaline, the widow, will regain her senses and still agree to entrust her with the care of her son."

"Q: Are you prepared for the possibility of regret?"

"Answer: Of course. After all, who makes the Fatui always have layers of bad filters for me? They always think that some Fatui will be killed by me. This is prejudice and discrimination!"

"After this conversation, I'm sure many of my readers have already known the truth behind this orphan entrustment. Without a doubt, this is Ms. Rosalin's act of repaying the help of the Divine Servant."

"I never thought that there would be such an executive among the Fatui who would repay a favor with a thousand times the gratitude. It's really unexpected!"

"——Steam Bird News"

"If nothing unexpected happens, the executive officer must have changed his mind." Folding up the newspaper in her hand, the image of the Eighth Leader of the Fatui lying on the sickbed lingered in her mind. Dina Zedai smiled helplessly and said:

"It's surprising that you could fool an executive officer just to attend Kavi's mother's remarriage wedding. How could she believe you?"

"I fixed her thinking pattern to her teenage years, and then asked her to measure her own temperature. The extremely abnormal high temperature naturally made her think she was terminally ill."

"But I didn't lie. The flame that burned her life was indeed a terminal illness for her. If it weren't for the authority of the Winter Ice God to help suppress it, the witch Rosaline would have died five hundred years ago."

The attendant god Yingsai sighed and said, "It is just as you expected. The evil Fatui went back on their word and regretted the conditions promised by the newspaper. Her arrogant look before leaving made us want to tie her up and throw her into the sea."

After leaving home, Rosalin, who thought she was playing away from home, was full of energy and believed that she could do it.

"It's a pity that Alechino is here too, so I can't use my brilliant ideas. I had already taken out the best bait and was planning to throw it on her." The white-haired fox couldn't help feeling depressed when he mentioned his buried brilliant ideas.

Dina Zedai chuckled and said, "I see, you have not only prepared the bait, but also the fishing rod. How could you think of using the Fatui Executor to bait the bait?"

"I really didn't think it through. The hundreds-year-old Lao Deng might have been marinated in the scent of the sacred cherry tree just like Yae Shenzi. The smell of the bait might not be able to suppress the smell on her body."

Daily self-reflection is a good quality, and the samurai Sakurasai clearly possesses this good quality.

He was already thinking about whether he should take some time to study the bait. It didn't need to have any special functions, as long as the taste was strong enough to suppress the smell of the old fish.

"It's not good to live too long. At least now they are going to cause me trouble again. I am simply born to be busy." The attendant god Yingsai sighed heavily.

"The hard work you are talking about is not the same as the hard work that ordinary people understand..."

"It's the same thing!" Shazaman suddenly appeared and interrupted Dina Zedai. He slapped a piece of paper with a mercenary's information on the table and begged sincerely: "Yingzai, use your ability to get her into the mercenary bodyguard team this time."

"Huh? There are actually mercenaries who can get through your backdoor?"

The attendant god Yingsai looked solemn: "This is the bodyguard who is going to protect Dina Zedai... I want a 50-50 bribe for this mercenary. Don't be so ungrateful as to refuse. Now you can only seek my help."

The white fox grinned: "If I'm unhappy, it's possible that the score will be 70% to 30%~"

"..."

"A mercenary can bribe me?"

"Tsk~ No one bribed you? Let me see what's so good about this mercenary... Dixia? Sounds a little familiar..."

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Adi's recent mercenary performance has not been ideal.

In order to expand the team's business, their leader suddenly decided to place some members in the rainforest, set up a Blazing Beast Hunter branch, and accept commissions from the rainforest.

This is obviously not a good decision. Most of the Gilded Brigade that can take root in Xumi City have some rainforest background, and some even have a vague relationship with the Church of God.

The rainforest is different from the desert. Although the ability of the Gilded Brigade is important here, it is not too important.

Compared to a strange Gilded Brigade coming from the desert, a Gilded Brigade that has been rooted in the rainforest for a long time and has a good reputation will still be chosen by many people, even if the latter is slightly inferior in strength.

After all, the desert emphasizes strength above all else, and blood and barbarism can be seen everywhere. No one can tell whether the Gilded Brigade from the desert will come for a one-time deal.

Precisely because of such concerns, the "Blazing Beast Hunter" which was somewhat famous in the desert encountered obstacles everywhere in the rainforest, and the few times it was open for employment were all in Xumi City.

"what--"

Sitting in the bustling tavern, Dixia drank the beer with a strong aroma of malt. She sighed and said with emotion: "Compared to the rough wine brewed in the desert, the wine in the rainforest tastes better..."

"But no matter how good the wine tastes, we can't keep drinking it! When will the leader give up the idea of ​​opening a branch? We have no background or reputation here, and no one will hire us even if we are offered a chance." Dixia complained:

"If I don't move around, I feel like my body is going to rust."

"Who knows? The leader said we will definitely succeed this time. When he sent us away, he looked so confident that I thought he had found a background in the rain forest. But who would have thought that he would let us come here to start from scratch?"

"Alas, the captain is really anxious this time, but there is nothing we can do. The price of hiring in the rainforest is higher. Many people who go to the desert like to hire here."

After guzzling a glass of beer, the new mercenary sighed sadly, "If we stay in the desert, the Blazing Beast Hunters will only be a little-known gilded brigade."

"Yes, we don't have any background in the desert, so we really have to find another way to become famous."

“But this road is also quite difficult, right?”

"It's better than being in the desert. As long as we stay here for a while longer and prove to those employers that we are not a gilded brigade that only does one-time transactions, we will be able to make it through. If we make it through in the desert, we will suffer."

"Indeed." Dixia nodded in agreement.

"The rainforest is at least a little more civilized than the desert. They don't eat people openly. There are many gilded brigades like us who also faced the same dilemma at the beginning. Didn't they finally survive and find someone to hire them with confidence?"

Dixia said: "Perhaps staying in the rainforest for a long time is also a point that the employers consider whether it is enough. Since the leader is confident and does not want to give up, we as members should naturally support the leader!"

"Yes, what Adi said makes sense. He is indeed the wisest among us."

"Hehe, these are just some simple truths. This unknown brother doesn't need to... Who are you?"