Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The person who came was none other than Rosaline who was reminiscing about the past.

Because of his body temperature far exceeding that of an ordinary person, as well as some factors that are difficult to explain, the usually arrogant and domineering Eighth Executive Officer has now become gentle, well-educated and polite. He also believes that he does not have much time left, so his every word and action has a sense of health preservation.

This was very unusual for people who knew her, at least for Alechino.

Rosalin carried a vegetable basket on her arm, and was wrapped in a simple long skirt. A top hat was placed on her bunted hair. The strange half-moth mask disappeared, and her makeup was elegant and refined, like a dandelion in the breeze of Mondstadt.

Alechino was silent for a moment, then asked, "What are you going to do this morning?"

"I settled my men and took a long-awaited look at the scenery along the road. The Water Kingdom showed the different forms of water: the stormy sea, the quiet afternoon lake, the rushing river... It was very beautiful and comfortable."

"It's a different scenery from Mondstadt and Xumi."

Her voice is soft and gentle, like a gentle breeze on your face, or like a bonfire in the forest at night. The fresh leaves exude the fragrance of the earth, blending with the atmosphere of the elegant lady to create a more peaceful atmosphere.

Rosalin smiled faintly and said, "I met a vegetable farmer on the road. The vegetables he sold were very fresh, and the soil was still moist. I bought some specially. Were you guys arguing just now?"

"That's right!" With a quiet person beside him, the attendant Sakurasai's joy was even more obvious. He seemed like a white cherry that couldn't wait to get off the branch, and he complained decisively: "Alechino made up a lie, saying that I was drugged."

"Don't I know whether I have been drugged or not? This is clearly just an excuse for her to keep me by her side. A free fox will never give in. All the restrictions on freedom will be broken!"

In order to prove his innocence, the attendant Yingzhai took out two packets of knockout drugs with good quality and reputation in the black market, and swallowed them without drinking any water. He chewed the powder dryly and gave a thumbs up:

"At least 90% of the powder is real. It's colorless and tasteless, but the effect is very strong. You see, right? How can ordinary medicine work on me? ... No, these two packets of powder are expired."

The indignant smile suddenly changed, and the servant god Yingsai stood up hurriedly, walked quickly to the coffee table and took out a paper bag from the drawer. He held it to his mouth and coughed violently twice.

The medicine powder that was originally swallowed seemed to have turned into gas. The shriveled paper bag quickly expanded with the cough of the servant god Sakurasai, and bulged into a ball shape.

The attendant god Yingzhai shook the paper bag suspiciously and thought:

"That shouldn't be the case. Based on the frequency and duration of my use of the powder, how could the knockout drug be left unused until it expires? Could it be that these two old stores have also started cutting corners?"

"Alechino is also worried about you. You usually act cheerful and lively, and your reputation in various countries is not very good. When you first debuted, the rumor that the Wind God and the Rock God were married has not been discontinued until now."

Rosalin gently advised: "In some remote villages in Zhidong, some villagers even took this matter seriously. We should be more careful."

"Heh~ I see you're only helping your relatives and not the people. You only mention my faults and don't mention Alechino for a long time. Is it my fault that I want freedom? Also, your process of winter news is not very good!"

"This is an old version from more than ten years ago. Now the relationship between the Wind God and the Rock God has reached a critical point. The Heaven-Falling Green Plum Ruotu Dragon King made his grand debut a year ago!"

The attendant god Yingzai raised his eyebrows and smiled proudly: "Childhood sweethearts have indeed been outdated recently, but the childhood sweetheart is still in its prime. How can Morax refuse the Dragon King Ruota?"

"Humph~ How can the feelings that only arise from long-term interactions in peacetime compare to the love of fighting side by side and being friends for life and death? Barbatos will be beaten back step by step. I have already made a decision. The next story after the next will be the day when Barbatos is defeated!"

The samurai Sakusai is now a nostalgic fox, and the deeds that first made him famous still make him miss him.

Unfortunately, neither the bards of Mondstadt nor the dramatists of Liyue are willing to spread and perform these stories, as if it would offend their eyes. Yet, every edition of the storybook sells extremely well.

Now many people in Teyvat think that Morax and Barbatos should be a couple.

Some people even treat it as real history and have been spreading it vigorously over the past decade. It is because of their existence that the Samurai Sakurasai realized how low the lower limit of human IQ is.

It would be fine if they just thought that I had ulterior motives and was trying to discredit Morax and Barbatos.

But some of the best among them really regard it as real history.

It seems that in addition to heroes like him, Teyvat also produces some fools.

"Come to think of it, Barbatos usually wears two pigtails. If he's not a loser, then who is? This is simply destined by heaven... Linnet, do you plan to change your hairstyle?"

"No." Linnet covered her hair and refused firmly and decisively.

"Forget it if you don't have any. Anyway, you don't need a hairstyle to highlight your aura of a strong man. When are you going to take action? Look at you sitting here. You didn't even dare to look at me when Arlechino and I were getting close."

It's really an out-of-the-box thinking, but the more open-minded people are, the less they care about random quarrels. It seems that this quarrel will not cause any serious consequences. Rosalin thought with some unfounded worry.

This morning she stayed in the bookstore for a while and read a few casual novels. The more she read, the more she felt that the agreement between her and Rustam was like the current setting - "planting the flag"!

Now everything looks like a flag.

A seemingly random quarrel, a trip out, an accident...

"You've liked me for so many years, but the result is still the same as it was at the beginning... No, you're not as brave as when we first met. At least you dared to look at me twice back then. You're such a coward."

Thinking too much out of the box doesn't seem to be a good thing. Can such a thing be said? Rosalin suddenly felt that her previous thoughts were too naive. People like the God of Servant Yingsai like to stir up trouble the most. Even if they put themselves in the furnace, they will not forget to find interesting things.

"I don't!"

However, things did not develop as Rosaline had expected. Alechino remained calm, but Linnet was the first to refute. Her waist-length hair swayed like two ponytails.

"Linnet doesn't like you. Linnet just treats you as a good friend. Don't forget that you once asked Linnet to call her "mother". Don't be so self-indulgent. The relationship between us is innocent. Linnet just pays a little more attention to you."

"But don't you think that 'mother' to daughter... is exciting?"

"Linnit has never thought about it that way, and Linnit has never seen picture books on this subject. Linnit has long known that you deliberately gave that type of picture book to... um~" Linnit's pupils trembled when she was exposed unknowingly.

Femini raised his head and looked carefully.

No wonder the boxes that were supposed to be filled according to plan always had to be delayed twice before they could be filled. It turned out that a few books were secretly missing.

"Femini, I think the kids would love to see their brother's photos in women's clothing. Please go with me and send them off."

"No, the road is very dangerous." Femini refused decisively.

Linnet's pupils moved slightly, and seemed to shrink a little.

"How could there be danger on the road? The road to the mansion is usually cleared, so no monsters will suddenly jump out. There are also Fatui camps around the road. Don't you trust them?"

Femini buried his head on the table, making no reply and no movement.

"Linette, the danger Femini is talking about is you!"

The samurai Sakurasai smiled and explained, "You didn't return the book you secretly took, right? Don't make excuses. I respected the privacy of girls and didn't search your room, but I searched the box under Femini's bed."

"..."

Linnet pursed her lips and said, "Linnet is just a little curious. There is no such thing as Linnet liking you. Don't have such boring fantasies here."

"Really? I was thinking of introducing you to a security expert to help you. Don't worry, I swear in the name of the general that the love expert will not be someone I pretend to be."

This is the truth.

Alice is happy to be a love expert.