Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"My friend, I just broke the law."

"Well... this is not a good thing. Laws are the rules for the operation of society and a tool to create a bottom line for mankind. Breaking the law means rejecting the rules, which requires trial and punishment."

"But I don't think I've committed a serious crime."

"Wow... If the offenses against the law had to be serious before they could be tried, the rules of society would be in chaos. If someone was not sentenced because the amount of robbery was too small, someone would imitate him the next day."

"Is this a serious matter?"

"Breaking the law means chaos, and too much breaking the law means too much chaos. The bottom line of humanity will be lowered and dissipated in these chaos, and the cognition of contempt for the law will grow in people's hearts, eventually leading to disaster."

“But what if the person I threatened is grateful to me?”

"The person who received the bribe is also very grateful to the briber. If the victim does not choose to pursue the case, at most the punishment you receive will be reduced. It is absolutely impossible to treat it as nothing happened. Once the bottom line of the law is crossed, it will be a crisis."

“Good girl!”

"Clap clap-"

The crisp applause suddenly sounded, as if encouraging the staff who walked back and forth and quietly introduced Elhaisen and Kawi to the girls. Looking at the girl dressed as an astrologer who was eating elegantly opposite, the attendant Yingzhai said to the family members around him:

"I like this girl. She has a kind of cleverness that ordinary people don't have, although she also has a little bit of stupidity. How can an astrologer not be able to afford food?"

"It's not that I can't afford food. It's mainly because according to my divination, I came here today and I will meet someone who will influence my life. If that's not the case, why would I sign up for this blind date conference?"

The astrologer who was tasting the free food provided by the blind date event did not make an anxious objection to avoid showing that he was not confident enough. Instead, he said calmly and as a matter of course:

"According to the conditions given by astrology, the appearance of hunger can easily attract the attention of that person. The heart of a fool raised by a wise man is like a willow branch on the shore, which is soft and swaying in the wind without any coldness or hardness."

"He is destined to be a benefactor to many people, to bring moonlight from the shadows, to help thousands... My name is Astrologis Mona Megistus."

The girl straightened her back involuntarily when she saw a staff member passing by. She noticed his eyes that were as sharp as an eagle's, and it seemed that he was looking for someone who was eating and drinking for free. Mona's face turned serious.

She seemed to be here for a blind date and said, "My current occupation is an astrologer, and I work part-time as an editor for the astrology section of the Steambird Newspaper. My monthly income is basically enough to cover the consumption of astrology equipment and the purchase of books."

But the situation with food was uncertain. Fortunately, she usually ate and drank at the old lady's...master's house, so she had no worries about food and clothing. Unfortunately, she had been out for a long time this time, and only had clothes to worry about.

The attendant god Yingsai, who really wanted to try blind dating, smiled and said:

"It's a high-paying job, but it's a bit doubtful whether it can fill your stomach. My name is the god-serving Sakurasai, and the one next to me is my family member who came with me - Robin. Nice to meet you. I'm currently a student at the Institute of Religion, and I'm also the chief priest of Inazuma Narugami Taisha."

The robin who was flipping through a book smiled elegantly and reached out to smooth the wrinkles on the collar of the samurai Sakurasai.

"I usually invest in companies that I'm interested in, such as Steambird Newspaper. I think as long as I find a replacement, they should agree to kick out a high-quality editor."

The samurai Yingsai blinked and said, "This is a troublesome and frustrating newspaper company. Miss Astrologis Mona Megistus, can you help me think of a less troublesome solution?"

"...My idea is to simply not kick out that high-quality editor. After all, this is also generating income for your investment." The corner of her eye twitched slightly, and Mona's back, which was already sitting upright, became even straighter. She smiled gently and asked, "I don't know, sir..."

The samurai Yingsai said slowly: "You can call me boss, right? Of course, if you are satisfied with me, you can also call me dear, after all, this is a blind date event~"

"Boss, are you interested in fortune-telling?" Mona was instinctively alert as she smelled an old woman teasing her apprentice. She adjusted her sitting position and asked uneasily.

It feels like chaos and Alice. How come I finally get out here and end up meeting someone like this?

"Divination... I am indeed somewhat interested, but I am afraid that you will not be able to tell fortunes. Who makes you look like an unskilled astrologer? How can a skilled astrologer not have enough food to eat?" The attendant Yingzhai said slowly:

"Besides, I think it's not a good choice for you to predict my future. The trajectory of fate is harder to see than you think. The obscure smoke is blocking your eyes."

Mona explained calmly, "The so-called lack of food is just because I am practicing divination in our sect. Eating a small amount of food will help me see my destiny more clearly."

As such questions increased along the way, she had long since learned how to explain and respond perfunctorily, and her expression was no longer as panic-stricken as it was at the beginning.

"Please believe in my professionalism. I can guarantee that only a small number of people can surpass me in divination." Mona said seriously.

"Well, since you insist, I will allow you to do the divination. I hope you will not bring disgrace upon the reputation of your teacher, the witch Barbiros, Ms. Astrologis Mona Megistus."

"You know my teacher?"

Mona, who was unfolding a water mirror, looked up blankly.

The attendant god Yingsai laughed and said:

"I had a conversation with her. The witch wanted to take revenge on Alice through me, but she underestimated my friendship with Sister Alice. In the end, I broke free from her seductive hand and successfully resisted her plan."

"Although I don't know if what you said is true or not, but the old woman has done so much useless research, maybe there really is some aspect of charm."

Muttering to herself without making any further comments, in order to avoid being punished by her dear teacher through the power of fate, the dazzling starlight emerged on the water mirror, and a few bright stars outlined a fox-like shape. Mona began to delve deeper into fate.

"Hmm... your fate is indeed a bit strange. It seems that there is something blocking it. This feeling seems a little familiar, a bit like what I predicted before I came here..."

The extraordinary thunder fell straight down and hit Mona's forehead accurately. The two ponytails behind her stood up. Without time to wail, Mona crawled under the table without hesitation.

As he had expected, the thunder and lightning were followed by a rush of water and hard stone, and a wild wind.

"I understand the water and the stone, but where does this wind come from..."

The attendant god Yingsai whispered, "Didn't they say Barbatos would sleep for a few more years?"

"Maybe it's because you will have a deep destiny with him in the future, so you are protected now... The situation of this divination is exactly the same as my previous divination. Are you the one who can influence my life?"

Wiping the water stains off the stool and dispersing the water mirror that was shining with starlight, Mona asked suspiciously, "Doesn't fate say that we should be a kind person? Could it be that the result of my divination is wrong because of the obstruction..."

After combing her hair that was a little messy due to the electric shock, Mona pondered for a moment with a shaky look on her face. In the end, she chose to leave at the risk of being kicked out as an editor. Chaotic people like this are the most troublesome to be around.

There is no need to trouble them, they will trouble themselves.

They are even good at turning people around them into trouble.

It is not wise to contact them.

Unfortunately, the results of the brain's thinking have nothing to do with the body. The delicate body is unwilling to accept the thoughts after the brain's careful thinking. Mona, who was still sitting on the stool, unfolded the water mirror used for divination again.

"No, I can't accept that my results are wrong. Do you mind telling me your birthday?"

"November 6."

"Okay, with my birthday as a guide, I will definitely get an accurate divination result this time. Don't underestimate my attainments in divination!"

"Do you need me to tell you more details?"

"unnecessary!"

crackling——

Thunder reappeared, and Mona exhaled a puff of white smoke: "Please tell me your height and weight."