Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The scheme used by the evil Baichen fox was naturally extremely evil. The weak Miss Eula had no power to fight back. After looking at the closed doors and windows, she finally compromised and chose one of the options.

"Hmph~ I will crush all your plans. Don't think I'm easy to control." Raising her chin slightly, Eula smiled confidently.

"Then change your clothes."

Having achieved his goal, the servant god Yingsai naturally put on a cold face, pulled out one of his tails, casually took out a gift box and placed it on Eula's head, waving his hands as if to drive away mosquitoes and flies.

"See you at nine. I still have to deal with this big gift box, it's a bit troublesome."

Is it better to throw it to Qinglai Island or Wuxiang Blade's narrow space?

Taking off the heavy gift box from her head, Eula said indifferently:

"What on earth did you put into this thing that even you find troublesome? Also, don't think that if someone promises you something, it's foolproof! Do you know that there is also the option of breaking a promise?"

"Ms. Eula, I dare to do this because I know you are not someone who goes back on your word. The trustworthy Ms. Eula gives me the confidence to be indifferent."

The attendant Yingzhai blinked, looked at Eula's angry expression, and asked with a smile: "Besides, you have been deeply trained by me this month. How could you be angry and regret your promise because of the change in my expression?"

"You think I'm that good-tempered Miss Qin..."

“How lovely!”

"Miss Eula tried so hard to reject the gift I gave her that she pretended to be angry and wanted to return it..."

"I'm going to change my clothes!"

After spending some time together, Eula did come up with a fairly complete way to deal with the servant god Sakurasai. She knew that the white-haired fox was still in a relatively normal state and the rules of its actions were still within the scope of what could be figured out.

According to the estimate, if Eula continued to stand here and let him continue talking, she would probably stand on the top of the castle tower, take out the microphone and start reciting the words of praise she had made up at random.

This was not without precedent, the first victim was an unnamed Tengu.

"Going so fast."

Watching Eula's back with regret as she walked away and listening to the sound of her footsteps disappear from his hearing, the God of Samurai Sakusai clicked his tongue and glanced coldly at the large gift box beside him.

Ninja A walked out, untied the straps, opened a hole slightly and threw a stun gas pill in, then ruthlessly closed the box and waited for a moment. He opened it again and felt the pulse of the person inside.

"Master Yingsai fainted."

The person inside is not too important, he is just an ordinary Lawrence patriarch.

The attendant god Sakurasai is indeed considerate beyond ordinary people. Considering that Eula might not want to do whatever she wants with him at the festival, he prepared another option for her - a father-daughter parade like everyone else.

"Unfortunately, Eula doesn't seem too keen on attending the festival with you."

Slowly walking to the gift box, looking down at Lawrence sleeping peacefully inside, the attendant Yingzhai asked with interest: "Do you think he is really stupid, or is he just pretending to be stupid?"

"Master Yingsai, judging from our daily experience of pretending to be stupid, it is very likely that he is really stupid." Ninja A said calmly.

"Really? It seems that the tradition of the Lawrence family is to forget history faster than the people of Mond. It turned out that setting a trap for the Lawrence family was right. My wise and powerful leader was also right!"

"Who would have thought of such a bold and novel confidentiality measure? The Knights who overthrew the old nobles would hide the information in the nobles' homes. Unfortunately, both parties who implemented the measure forgot about it..."

The attendant god Yingzhai sighed slightly and said modestly:

"Only someone as comprehensive as me could have discovered this confidentiality measure. My wisdom is truly invincible! From now on, as long as I follow my plan, the secret information will be in my hands sooner or later."

"..."

"Clap clap-"

"Wow, that's amazing!"

It was a rather perfunctory applause and praise, but that was what the samurai Sakurasai liked to do. A unique fox must have a unique way of praising. In this world, sincerity has fallen into disrepair.

Only those traditional and old-fashioned guys would enjoy sincere compliments, especially some old witches and old foxes whom he doesn't want to name, who like these outdated things the most.

Indeed, they are hundreds of years old...

"No, Yae Shinko is several hundred years old, this is clearly recorded in history, but is Alice really just a few hundred years old? She seemed to have accepted the statement of being several hundred years old very calmly on several occasions... Could it be that I told her that she was too young?"

The attendant god Yingzhai suddenly realized: "Check, check quickly, I want to find evidence that Alice is tens of thousands of years old."

Alice's species have a unique tendency to think outside the box, and they always think of something else unexpectedly... The ninjas present are used to it, and Bing even raised his hand and asked happily:

"How deep does the pit need to be dug this time? Tens of thousands of years. I think a hole the size of a knee will be enough. Then write a few words on a few rags and throw them in. I guarantee that Ms. Alice's age will be raised by several generations."

Ding cursed angrily, "Idiot! Of course we have to dig a man as tall as a person. A man as tall as a knee can only be matched with a man who lives for thousands of years. If you want to fake it, please do it seriously, okay?"

"You are an idiot too. There are so many ruins in Teyvat. You can just make a few antiques and throw them in. Naturally, adventurers will take them out. You don't have to take the risk of being discovered that the ruins are fake. Have you forgotten the lesson from last time?" B snorted and laughed.

Person A nodded seriously, "I agree with Person B's method. We are facing Ms. Alice this time, so the fewer risks, the better. Besides, it can also greatly reduce the possibility of our exposure. If something goes wrong, Ms. Alice will also be looking for that adventurer."

"Yes, you have already taken on my style."

The samurai Yingzhai put his hands behind his back and said with a satisfied smile: "But you still forgot a loophole. That is, rather than finding out the truth, Alice would rather find her best friends to interrogate them first. Wherever she finds the truth, she will go to find her friends in that place."

"Tsk tsk ~ Alice is worthy of being my good sister. She is really self-aware and knows that she is not very popular among her friends." The samurai Sakurasai couldn't help but sigh.

A: "Winter?"

"No, the Sumeru Desert."

"Let the scholars of the Decree House discover these antiques. The free adventurers will most likely be suppressed by the freer adventurers. However, scholars who lack graduation theses will not be afraid of any threats. The theses published by the Kingdom of Wisdom are also more likely to be limited to people."

"Here's the arrangement."

A nodded, took the task and turned to leave.

Yi and Ding almost subconsciously followed him out.

The attendant god Yingzhai smiled and asked, "We just need to notify the skilled craftsmen who make fake antiques. We don't need too many people."

"Master Yingsai, you don't know that A usually does things in a rather rough manner. If we don't follow him and take a look, we might end up causing some trouble." B slandered his colleague without hesitation.

Ding even raised his hand in agreement: "I can guarantee that it is usually with our help that he can arrange things perfectly. We have been hiding it from you, but seeing how confident he is this time, I'm afraid he thinks he can arrange it all by himself..."

"You just want to escape this festival." The attendant god Yingzhai ruthlessly exposed the truth and asked in confusion: "What are you afraid of?"

Yi and Ding curled their lips.

What are we afraid of?

Master Yingsai, please think carefully about your itinerary. We don't want to become your stepping stone in dangerous moments.

"C, take care of Lawrence who was abandoned by his daughter and find a boat to send him back. B and D, follow me."

"Ah~ I can't watch the fun anymore?" C was disappointed. "I can change."

"Why should we change it? With my arrangement, won't everyone have a bright future?"

B remained calm and refuted cryptically: "I don't think the future of Patriarch Lawrence is very bright. He was already dizzy all the way here, and now he has to go back dizzy again. I'm afraid this is not a good idea."

"If there is any danger, you will be the first one I will throw away."

"and many more!"