Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Strangers who have come all the way from Mondstadt, look up and look at me. I am the chief priest of Narugami Taisha Shrine - the god of worship, Sakurasai. Tell me why you are here."

"I am Simon Gunhild, the new bishop of the Church of West Wind. I have come here to pay my respects to General Raiden to preserve the thousand-year alliance between Mondstadt and Inazuma."

Sitting on the top of the castle tower, the attendant god Yingsai spoke with a rare serious dignity:

"I didn't expect you to come here for this. Unfortunately, you are a step too late, the gentle and polite Bishop Prince Simon who is popular with the nuns, and the heroic but extremely old-fashioned and traditional Knight Princess Frederica. The General just went to the top floor of the castle tower to rest to avoid work."

"Really, if I had been calmer when I lost my composure, I would not have agreed to take on official business for the general. Now, except when necessary, I will not touch official documents at all."

"Every day I just practice swordplay, draw the bow, read the book that the Eightfold Son of God left behind with bad intentions, do some meditation, and think about eternity. I feel more and more like a useless person."

Let’s not talk about the two weird titles that suddenly popped up in your mouth.

Is it okay to avoid work?

You are obviously a follower of General Thunder, but you don't look like you respect the god at all. Sooner or later, the majestic image of the Thunder God will be ruined by a follower like you. Fortunately, this is not the case in our Mond.

Simon kept his face calm and said with a smile: "Since General Raiden has something important to do, we naturally can't force him. We hope that the chief priest of Narugami Taisha can convey our friendship with Mond to General Raiden."

The attendant god Yingsai nodded:

"I understand. I will tell the general about your friendly proposal to give up the appointment of a nine-year-old child to handle state affairs. As long as it does not involve eternal matters, the general will be very happy to listen to your advice."

Sure enough, even if you act serious about serious things, your inherent speaking style will still influence you to say inappropriate things.

But it’s nothing about the jokes and pranks that you’re good at. Since you’re a child, I’ll just keep them in mind. But don’t you think the impact of this kind of gossip in front of God is a bit too great?

Simon said solemnly, "Please take back your words, Lord Servant of the Divine Power, and do not impose your own ideas on us. I swear in the name of Lord Barbatos that we in Mond will never have the intention of interfering in the affairs of Inazuma."

The samurai Sakurasai smiled and shook his head: "I think Barbatos would agree with what I just said."

He raised two index fingers, one pointing at Simon below and the other at himself, then he put them together and shook them gently, saying confidently: "No Mond person knows Barbatos better than me, except for Alice."

"Lord Barbatos's majesty must not be tarnished."

"Humph~ I didn't expect that you Mond would have the idea of ​​replacing the God of Sound with the God of Wind. This is outrageous! Come here, everyone!"

"Here!" All the Aojie people on duty and patrol responded in unison.

The tail behind him swayed slightly, and the thin corners of his clothes moved without wind. The attendant god Yingsai glared at the people below and said majestically: "Take them to the town magistrate and torture them well. I want to know everything about them, such as whether they had sex on the way here by boat."

"No!" The crowd responded in unison once again.

"Hehe~ See? This is the result of having such a rebellious thought. It's useless to beg for mercy now. Apart from obediently handing over your two treasures, there is no other way for you to escape the torture!"

Calmly gazing at the ecstatic samurai Sakurasai above him, and the fox tail spinning and swaying behind him as if blown by the wind, Simon felt that the atmosphere of handling official business in the castle tower was already quite similar to that of a trial at the Fontainebleau Opera House.

The former received the delegation members in a non-professional manner, while the latter treated the trial as an opera for entertainment. Although they have not yet reached the point where they are evenly matched, it seems that they will soon be there.

"Master of the Divine Power, is there anything else you can do for me? We are exhausted after all the trouble along the way."

"Ah~ Since there's nothing else to do, why don't we talk about personal matters."

The attendant god Yingsai smiled and said, "Qin and Barbara are having a lot of fun here. They are very lively. I think it has been a long time since you have seen Qin being so lively. Oh my~ This is really a happy thing for me."

"..."

"Don't be so silent. I just poked your sore spot a little. Look at you, you thought I had crushed you to ashes. You look so lifeless and full of grief."

Leaning forward on the table, with a red string of green beads hanging from his fingers, the attendant Yingzhai smiled and said:

"This is a gift from Qin. I used the Mora you two gave me that night. The little girl's neck was red. Was it her first time giving a gift? Ah, she looked very cute."

Simon's steps were a little unsteady, fortunately Frederica beside him helped him support.

"Oh! Are you tired, Mr. Simon? Hurry up and bring two chairs over. One of them is the one I usually use. Let Mr. Simon sit on it. Let him feel the first-person perspective of being massaged by Qin."

"You should know about this, right?"

"Sister Alice will definitely tell you secretly when she picks you up..."

"To be honest, temple massage is not comfortable at all. But when I think about the fact that you two may not have enjoyed Qin's massage, I feel relaxed all over, and my dreams at night become more beautiful."

The God of Samurai Sakusai sighed, "It's a pity that Mr. Simon can't personally imagine what I'm describing. After all, humans can't imagine the specific feelings of something they haven't experienced."

"Come to think of it, you guys are here to attend a festival this time, right? Too many people have flocked to Inazuma Castle recently, and the yukatas for the festival have been sold out, but I saved two sets for you in advance."

The attendant Yingsai kindly said, "I personally helped you choose it when I took Qin and Barbara to buy yukatas. At that time, they happened to be choosing yukata styles for me. The two girls didn't know about this."

"Because they didn't even know that their father and mother were coming to the festival. I secretly kept it a secret for you."

"Just imagine, two little girls walking alone in a festival in a foreign land, looking at the lively scenes and loving people around them, just when they were about to cry, their dear father and mother appeared like gods..."

"Wow--"

"Thinking of this, I can't help but want to go outside to look for my parents. However, they were already quite old when I was born. I don't know how they are now... Ordinary foxes don't live very long."

The god of valor Yingsai blinked and said, "You don't have to thank me in your heart. You can just say it out loud. I can handle any strong feeling of gratitude."

"..."

Simon sat in a chair clutching his heart.

"To be honest, I am now thinking about your purchase of yukatas. Tell me the truth, was there anyone else involved in the process?"

"Of course I have. I'm not the kind of person who gets bored easily. When I take new playmates with me, I certainly can't leave the old ones behind. My old playmates have been secretly following us all the time."

"Follow? ...Not participating openly?"

"They all have yukatas, so there's no need to buy one." The samurai Yingsai said as a matter of course, "So I just let them follow me."

"Frei, take Jean and Barbara back tomorrow after the festival."

Frederica: “Yeah.”

The attendant god Yingsai was a little surprised: "Is your schedule so tight? How can a member of the delegation come in one day and leave? Wouldn't it be said that we Inazuma treat foreign envoys harshly? You must stay for a few more days."

"You are treating us well by letting us go first..."

"No, letting you go first would ruin the reputation of our Inazuma. Don't even think about it. And don't worry, your worries will never come true. Since the perverted precedent, I have restrained my words."