Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Some people were devastated and sunk because they asked the questions in their hearts and got the answers they didn't want. Others have never asked the questions in their hearts and are now looking for an opportunity to ask the person they want to ask.

"According to the secret report, the treasure-stealing group plans to rob wealthy families tonight. At present, the main culprit and the accomplices have all been arrested, and only three small thieves have escaped. These treasure-stealing groups are not guilty of capital crimes, and they can be exiled to Qinglai Island to play hide-and-seek with the sea ghosts."

"Sakurasai, apple."

Chew chew chew——

"The Mond diplomatic mission will arrive in Inazuma City today. It seems that the situation over there has been settled. They are here to pick us up... We can place us at the Mond Embassy in Inazuma."

"Sakura, grapes."

Chew chew chew——

"We also need to be careful about the evil spirits in the wild. We need to trouble the shrine maidens from various shrines to patrol. I remember that the chief priest of Hefeng Shrine passed away this year, so there is a lack of successors. However, we have sent an experienced shrine staff member to help."

"Sakurazai, chicken drumstick."

Chew chew chew——

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"Food safety is also a key point that needs attention and cannot be neglected, but inspections should not be too frequent, otherwise it will easily make businesses dissatisfied and they may order undercover operations."

"Sakura, bitter melon."

"..."

Chew chew chew——

Swallowing the bitter bitter melon crumbs in his mouth expressionlessly, the attendant Yingzhai sighed helplessly, put down the pen and documents in his hand, and asked in a gentle voice: "General, have you changed your mind and want to go to the festival with me?"

"Do not."

General Lei Dian shook his head and refused decisively. The plate in his hand contained the food he had brought out from the kitchen. Seeing that the servant god Yingzai had some time to continue chewing, he picked up a piece of ham and stuffed it into his mouth.

She said calmly, "You ate a little too little at dinner just now, only enough for five people. Going out and playing is very energy-consuming, you need to replenish your energy."

"General, is it possible that there is a lot of food at the celebration outside?"

"Well, it is indeed possible."

Without any embarrassment on his face, General Lei Dian continued to pick up the food on the plate. There were all kinds of food, even shredded onions and peppers, and mashed ginger disguised as mashed potatoes.

The chefs were probably working on some new dishes, but unfortunately all the prepared ingredients were taken away by the general.

The attendant god Yingzai swallowed all the food without changing his expression. He observed the general's face, which seemed always calm, and read a little bit of his expression in his own way.

"What is the General worried about?"

"..."

"Sakura, what do you think of him?"

General Raiden did not answer immediately. Instead, he pointed at the shogunate official who came to get the processed documents and asked back.

The attendant god Yingzhai glanced casually:

"Mitsuiguchi, male, 32 years old, is currently in the perfect period of joy after his 402nd failed blind date. Every failure means that he can get rid of his parents' lobbying for two to three days. Some people therefore suspect his sexual orientation, but after a doctor's test, it was confirmed to be normal."

Mitsuiguchito shrank back, and in order to avoid the possibility of attracting Gonmiyaji's attention and becoming the protagonist of some prank or performance, he quickly picked up the documents and hurried away.

"That's not what I asked."

General Lei Dian shook his head and whispered, "Do you feel that he is different from the Eightfold Son of God?"

"The difference between humans and monsters is that Saniguchi people don't have pink fox ears."

"That's not it."

"It would be better if you could explain it more clearly, General."

"I should have said it more tactfully."

How is it recorded in the book?

General Lei Dian moved his lips, thought for a while, and finally gave up his straightforward words, and stiffly repeated the contents of the book:

"My dear child, you have grown up and are now a little adult. You should not do some of the things you did before. There are differences between boys and girls. There are some private parts that cannot be touched by the opposite sex. You need to protect them, such as wearing a bra under your underwear."

"Wow~ Why?" With a pair of pure and bright eyes, the attendant Yingsai looked up at General Lei Dian, clenched his fingers together and asked in confusion, "Don't the bra and lining have the same function?"

The book given by Yae Shinko turned out to be unexpectedly reliable... He was surprised and looked down at the white-haired fox lying on his knees. He found that the expression on his face was exactly the same as described. General Lei Dian couldn't help but relax a little.

"The function of a bra is of course to protect privacy and to distinguish between men and women."

"Is that so? That's really effective. I understand, General. I will pay attention to it next time!"

"Well, I'm glad you understand, my dear child." General Lei Dian was satisfied.

The attendant god Yingsai suddenly attacked and asked, "Is this passage exactly the same as what is in the book?"

"Well, indeed..."

General Lei Dian paused, looked at the attendant Ying Zhai who was about to sit back in his seat to process documents, and asked in confusion: "Were you teasing me again?"

"Also, how do you know the contents of the book?"

"General, Yae Shinko placed the book on the desk, and I am the one who usually sits at this desk. I flipped through a page or two and happened to see that conversation. But I didn't pay much attention to it. I just remembered it when I heard you repeat the contents of the book." The attendant god Yingsai explained.

"Oh... I studied it for a long time, twenty-five days from the time I got it."

The attendant god Yingsai clapped his hands perfunctorily, "Excellent, General."

"Yingzhai, don't be so perfunctory now, continue to listen to me." General Lei Dian pulled the servant Yingzhai's shoulders and made him look directly at him, and said seriously: "You are different now than you were before. You have new responsibilities. The prosperity of the Baichen bloodline depends on you alone."

The attendant Yingsai gently patted the hands on his shoulders and said, "Please don't disturb me while I'm working. I can do two things at the same time and listen to the general's words."

"Oh."

Releasing his hand to let the white-haired fox continue to handle official business, General Lei Dian continued: "I know you are still young and still have more than ten years to grow. But for the immortal species, more than ten years is just a fleeting moment."

"So now you have to prepare yourself. For example, you have to recognize the difference between men and women, and then understand the process of the birth of a little fox... Don't touch this without permission. I will teach you personally after I understand it."

Having touched upon a blind spot in knowledge, General Lei Dian calmly changed the subject:

"Today we are mainly talking about the differences between men and women, Yingzai. I think you don't have a clear understanding of this aspect. This must change. You have to recognize the differences between men and women, and you have to understand that there are no good results between the same sex."

"From now on, you can no longer say things like 'Dear Kamisato Ayato' to boys. Only the union of opposite sexes can give birth to a little fox, and only the birth of a little fox can prosper the Baichen bloodline. Do you understand?"

The attendant god Yingsai asked in surprise: "Is this the end?"

"What else?" General Lei Dian asked blankly.

"So the reason why the general has been researching for more than 20 days is that he is worried that I will go astray?"

"Yes. Because this represents the question of whether Baichen's bloodline can flourish, and I need to take it very seriously."

"..."

"Let's not talk about what this question has to do with the book you read..."

"That book teaches you how to distinguish between men and women. It was only after reading the book that I realized that many times you can't just rely on appearance to distinguish between men and women. It makes sense and it's not irrelevant."

"...Besides, General, you have to understand that this is only one of the reasons why you take the issue of Bai Chen's bloodline seriously. There is another reason that you haven't discovered."

"What's the other reason?"

"You're too idle."

The attendant Yingzhai picked up a dozen official documents and placed them in General Lei Dian's hand, smiling calmly, "Except when I occasionally go out, the general will handle the documents himself. The rest of the time, the documents fall on me, which gives the general too much free time."

"Just put aside your thoughts and focus on processing the documents. The general doesn't need to take this issue seriously."

"...Sakurazai, I'm going to think about a more profound question next."

General Lei Dian stood up decisively and said solemnly: "The knowledge related to the birth process of the little fox must be more profound. I will need more time to study it next."

"Don't read the book that Yae Shinko gave you."

"Oh."

"Put down the documents in your hand."

"Oh."