Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

What Kuki Shinobu said was right, Fuchigami was indeed brewing emotions.

But unfortunately, his angry shouting will eventually be ignored as a joke, just like his previous crying, or just appreciated for fun. No one is willing to listen to what he says seriously.

Apart from……

Alice.

Seeing Yae Kamiko and Hisahi Shinobu easily walk into the closed Imperial Hot Spring Bugyo, the witch, who had tried several times without success, jumped out from the bushes, angry at the discriminatory treatment by the Imperial Hot Spring Bugyo staff.

Alice looked up and shouted, "You are mad at the fox, and I am mad at the fox too. As the saying goes, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Let's join forces! Let those two foxes see that the flames of anger can burn everything!"

"You are not a good person either. I can't possibly join forces with you!"

This was the fifth time he had tried to persuade her. Yuan Shang pulled his collar in anger and refused decisively, "Witch with ulterior motives, I have rejected you many times. Why do you still want to persuade me?"

"Don't think that I have never heard of your name when I was in the Abyss Cult. You are now the number one in the entertainment circle. Who wouldn't despise the infamous Hillock Factory Project?"

"You are talking nonsense, but the Fatui won't spit on you." Alice firmly defended her innocence, "They wrote to me humbly to ask for advice. During that time, I liked the Fatui very much. When I passed by the Fatui camp, the number of bombs I dropped would be halved."

"That's because their reputations are just as notorious!"

"I will not allow you to think that the Fatui have the same reputation as me, when they are far more notorious than I am."

"..."

"Why can Teyvat produce people like you?"

Alice smiled slightly: "Because Teyvat is a place of outstanding people and beautiful scenery."

"Walk!!!"

"You are so polite. You are not willing to tell me to get lost even at this point. Your noble character makes me want to form an alliance with you. Don't refuse again. Don't consider it again!"

The polite words earned Yuan Shang a lot of points, and Alice liked him even more.

"Originally, I don't like to explain my plan to others before we have confirmed our alliance, but since you are polite, I will tell you about my plan."

"I learned from my failures, based on the previous Hillicul factory plan, and added some of my peers' creative ideas, and planned a great plan that would definitely be accepted by Teyvat..."

"roll!!!"

"Why are you suddenly swearing?"

"I don't want to be canned by you."

Yuan Shang gnashed his teeth and said, "I have already guessed the so-called cooperation. I will contribute my body to your research so that you can plan a factory with almost zero cost more smoothly, right?"

Alice's pupils suddenly lit up and she smiled brightly: "You are indeed a natural collaborator."

"It's a pity that you still have a rejection mentality, but it doesn't matter~ Yingzai and I planned a grand welcome event for you before we came back, but it was interrupted by the sudden assassination."

"When Yingzai is done with his busy schedule, the welcome event can continue. By then, you will beg me to establish an alliance. After all, you Abyss Apostles are very proud."

Alice asked with an inexplicable smile: "Yuan Shang, you don't want your ugly behavior to be known to other people in the Abyss Cult, right?"

"…Evil elf witch!"

Yuan still looked angry, but he felt a little relieved in his heart.

face?

It's better to lose face than to volunteer to be dissected and die, right?

Poor people of Teyvatian, you have no idea of ​​my reputation in the Abyss Cult!

Your threats have no effect on me.

Yuan Shang, who was considered notorious in the Abyss Cult, tightly grasped the railing in front of him and flew into a rage at the threat: "Don't even think you can threaten me! There will never be a day when I will beg for mercy from you!"

Superb acting skills, I am so awesome!

"I hope..."

Alice easily saw through Funcheon's acting.

In their circle, you can’t survive without good acting skills. Only those with strong acting skills can deceive more easily!

But Alice did not reveal it. Just like she had just appeared, she randomly picked a bush, jumped into it, and disappeared.

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Imperial Hot Spring, No. 3 hot spring.

"call--"

"It's very comfortable."

Sitting in the hot spring with a towel on her head, Bai Ruolirui's cheeks were steamed with peach color by the mist. Yae Shenzi sighed comfortably, observed the gradually rising mist around her with empty eyes, and gently supported her face with one hand.

Yae Shinko called softly, "Ninja, help me get the drinks over there."

"Please drink less."

"it is good……"

The warm wine went down her throat, and as she looked at Kuki Shinobu who was enjoying the hot spring bath comfortably and not in a hurry at all, Yae Kamiko shook the wine dish.

"The Fatui's new executive officer, Alechino, wants to re-establish diplomatic relations with us."

"Ah."

"Another Fatui executive assassinated Sakurasai."

"Yes, I have heard of it."

"I am leading the manhunt."

"Ok?"

Jiuqi Ren raised his head in surprise.

"Yaenomiyaji, you will lead it yourself?"

"It's just a show, a jealous puppet. Sakurasai wants to arrange it himself. There is another matter, which is also related to the Fatui executive officer."

"Ah."

Leaning forward a little closer, observing the bland expression on Kuki Shinobu's face more carefully, Yae Shinko said slowly, "Alechino provided a piece of paper, and the general is very interested."

"Ah."

"The marriage document has nothing to do with you."

"…Is it related to Lord Quan Gongsi?"

"clever."

Yae Shenzi sighed helplessly and said, "The general did not object. Although I strongly objected for you, it was a pity that my thin arms could not overcome my strong ones. So this matter was settled."

This is a lie!

This was something that had already been discussed, how could Yae Shinto possibly object?

Jiuqi Shinobu blinked and said calmly: "It has nothing to do with me."

"really?"

"Master Gon Gongsi, please don't make a sudden noise to scare me." The corner of his eye twitched slightly, and Kuki Shinobu asked with a smile, "Also, please don't step on my head. Even in fox form, it is a burden to me."

"Ashinobi~"

Yae Shenzi reached out and hugged the wet white-haired fox. His eyes passed over the small wound on his neck and he said meaningfully, "Girls shouldn't act like monsters when they are angry. Don't you understand this?"

The attendant god Yingsai said sincerely: "Yae Shenzi, you are not qualified to teach me, but since you are my savior today, I will reluctantly listen to your nonsense. I just hope you don't push your luck."

"Ah~ I will repay a favor. I am such a loyal fox." The servant god Yingsai was deeply moved by his own noble character.

"Heh~"

"I told you that you would suffer sooner or later. You keep saying intimate things. If someone takes it seriously once, you will have to pay the price for what you have done. The last person who dared to say that was Husaigong."

"She capsized too?"

The servant god Yingsai Fox glared and said in disbelief:

"Why is it not recorded in the book? Did Kitsusai use his authority to delete it? My dear, my favorite, great Yae Shinko-sama, please tell me the unknown historical truth."

"How is that possible? Kitsusai-gumi is a nine-tailed monster, with four more tails than the great Yaegami-sama. Even if people and monsters are moved by her, they don't have that ability."

The attendant Yingsai lowered his head and drooped his ears, and said dejectedly: "Then what did you say, Husai Palace... I thought you knew something unknown."

He placed the white-haired fox on his shoulder, observing the surrounding mist that looked like a monster, his eyebrows and eyes darkened, and the son of the Eightfold God sighed sincerely:

"You can't always have a playful attitude. That 'servant' is not someone you can easily deal with. I'm afraid you'll have to get yourself into trouble this time."

"I used to treat her as a brother, and she cared so much about her own interests. Who could have known that she would actually take my words seriously? Yaye Shenzi, our Baichen Fox Immortal lineage is not really like what is written in those storybooks, with some kind of seductive fragrance that is forced to work, right?"

"Who knows? Many of the secrets of our lineage are passed down by word of mouth. Those old guys died faster than the other, and they didn't have the chance to tell the secrets to me, a little fox."

"I don't believe you don't know, old man Yae, don't even think about leaving with your mouth shut."

"Disrespect for elders."