Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"I want to file a complaint. I want to file a complaint! I want to accuse your top brass of evil. I want to tell the people of Teyvat that the current Inazuma is the Inazuma of one person! Today's Inazuma has become more and more xenophobic under the leadership of a vixen. Your life will only get harder and harder!"

"General Raiden, open your eyes! Focus your attention on your people and don't let the evil vixen blind you anymore! Everything you see is what he wants you to see!"

"The evildoers often live in the castle tower, wantonly controlling the fate of the Inazuma nation. You don't know that the moment of crisis has come, but you are here to have fun. You are really a group of blood-sucking insects!"

"Oh my God, look at the world now..."

"Where did you capture this member of the Abyss Cult? He's so noisy. He hasn't stopped making any noise since you hung him up three days ago."

"Hajima, this guy was pretending to be a civilian there. When I passed by, I thought he didn't smell like a human. But when I first uncovered his disguise, he looked very tough."

With his upper body naked, he lowered his head to change the medicine and bandages on his injuries. When he heard Alechino finally couldn't resist her curiosity and asked about the strange Abyss Cult hanging on the pole outside, the servant god Sakurasai immediately became alert.

He said with a beaming face, "But after I threw a few bombs at him, he started begging for mercy. This guy's status in the Abyss Church is not low. I learned a lot about Kanriya from him, but unfortunately I didn't get any serious information out of him."

"But from those interesting things we can know a little bit..."

"not interested."

Alechino swiftly interrupted the idea of ​​the servant Sakurasai who wanted to have a free chat, put down the slightly raised curtain in his hand, glanced coldly at his wound that was bleeding, and smiled sneerfully.

"It's been a while since we last met. You've become so worried about your injuries."

The attendant god Yingzhai was obviously surprised and said with great sorrow:

"My dear friend, you should show your concern for me now. We have been reunited for three days, and you have never expressed your concern for my injury. Now you are even mocking me. Your behavior is really chilling."

"Why, do you need me to treat your injuries?"

The attendant Yingzhai handed over the medical kit in his hand and sighed: "Since you are a friend and you insist on asking, I have no choice but to satisfy you. After all, who can make me a person who can't bear to refuse a friend?"

"Ah."

Arlecchino took out a piece of tape, tore off a corner and stuck it on the wound on the thumb of the samurai Sakurasai, then picked up the bathrobe and threw it over.

"Go soak in your hot spring and let the warm water comfort your sad heart that has been forced to give up fun because of work."

"Alechino, real fun is having fun with friends, and you happen to be my friend too."

"I won't play with you."

"What a rude answer!"

He put on his bathrobe slowly, took out an onion and wiped the corners of his eyes, then rubbed them vigorously, pretending to be in pain. The attendant god Yingsai said sadly:

"How long have you been an executive officer? You actually dared to abandon your old friend. You are really free and easy, looking down on a country fox like me..."

"stop."

"Alechino, why do you always interrupt me when I'm expressing my emotions?" The servant god Yingsai asked dissatisfiedly.

"I just wish there was less noise in my ears."

With a look of fatigue between her eyebrows, Alecino crossed her arms in front of her chest, leaned back against the cabinet, and said indifferently:

"For three days, day and night, you have been nagging in my ear, only slightly less than that apostle of the abyss outside. Even when I was resting at night, you could still keep nagging in the next room."

The attendant god Yingzhai said confidently:

"Isn't it because we haven't seen each other for a long time? As the saying goes, every day is like a year. The day I don't see my dear friend, the more I miss him. Not to mention that you didn't invite me, a great contributor, to your promotion to executive officer!"

"Think about it carefully. How much help have I provided you in the past few years? Medicine, food, Mora, bases, and even weapons that are the most difficult to conceal. In order to avoid being discovered by irrelevant personnel, I have to spend my energy planning a distant route."

Probably because he didn't attend the most important ceremony of his dear friend's life, the white-haired fox, who had paid so much, felt a little aggrieved and said indignantly:

"If I hadn't been working silently behind your back and acting as your fox, you would have had to wait a few more years to become an executive officer. Even if you did become an executive officer, it wouldn't be as stable as it is now."

"Your predecessor still has a lot of remnants left outside. If I hadn't provided you with resources to train more people, you would still be working hard to eliminate the remnants."

"What we have is just the simplest exchange of interests. You provide resources, and I give you the intelligence you want. Also, the last time we met was two months ago, which is not that long."

In order to prevent the relatively solid alliance from being weakened by the passage of time, the samurai Sakurasai suggested that they get together and chat every once in a while. Although Alechino believed that she was suffering unilaterally, the more they met, the less solid the alliance would become.

Unfortunately, this reasonable request cannot be rejected openly.

What's more, Inazuma is indeed generous.

"But I think it's been a long time, which happens to be the best explanation for the days that seem like years. You haven't explained the executive officer promotion ceremony yet."

"Do you know how much you are hated by the Fatui? I don't want to see a fox frozen in an ice coffin at my promotion ceremony to executive officer. I don't want the fox inside to be white."

"So you are thinking about me! You are worthy of being my dear friend."

The valet Sakusai is deeply moved by Arlecino's thoughtful consideration.

"To commemorate the third sentence of concern I received from you, I will show you a draft when I make up an excuse later, but you don't have the right to change it. I am really touched by your concern, but your concern is too little."

"Of course, you still have the right to make suggestions. My friend, what excuse are you going to use? The self-torture trick, the beauty trick, or my most sincere trick of being taken advantage of?"

"Hasn't the reason already been made up in the notice you posted? To sow discord among the Fatui... a very easy-to-fight reason. Do you still need to sow discord among the Fatui?"

"Alas, there are only a few people in Teyvat who know about the discord between the executive officers. How can it be so easy to expose it? It's just a pity. I also want to see you thinking hard about traveling."

"only……"

"I have ordered the Sumoban to seal off the entire Imperial Hot Springs Magistrates' Office. The notice was posted after you and I entered here. Alechino, how do you know the specific content of the notice? Do you have someone in the Imperial Hot Springs Magistrates' Office? This is not in line with the contract between you and me."

Grabbing the collar of the white-haired fox that was rubbing against her, and looking at the accusatory look on his face, Alechino sighed secretly.

"There is also a notice board inside the Imperial Bath House."

"Of course I know."

"So what are you asking here?"

“But I didn’t ask anyone to post it.”

"Don't play word games with me. You really didn't ask anyone to post it because you posted it yourself."

"Okay~ It's true!"

Facing Alechino at the same height, the attendant Yingzhai silently covered the collar of his bathrobe tightly and said angrily: "I ran away in the middle of the night to secretly post it. How did you know about this? You were spying on me!"

"Do you know that you are breaking the law? According to Inazuma's law..."

"Get out. I need to change into my bathrobe."

"You don't even try to hide your ambitions? Alechino, think about the laws of Winter and Inazuma and calm your burning mind. Those who try to break the law will not end well."

"boom--"

Alechino didn't say much, just pushed open the door and threw the white-haired fox in his hand out.

"No. 1 Imperial Bath?"

"No, let's go to number two. I accidentally spilled the potion into number one when I was taking a hot spring bath last night. They are cleaning that place now."

"Number three."

"Why not number two?"

"You were in the hot springs in No. 2 last night."

"..."